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March 12, 2009 |
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Chef Cool Boy
FOUND by Ben Allen
in Boston, MA
I found this doodle littering a Boston red line subway train. I only hope that this guy actually exists somewhere.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This was Chef Cool Boy's moment of glory. He held up his perfecto plate of pasta and flashed a smile for the photographer.
Just then, his right eyeball fell out.
Poor Chef Cool Boy.
Who's up for some fresh hot pubic hair? Turbo?
ried so hard to maintain the illusion that whenever he stirred the pot, he'd sing a chorus of "Santa Lucia" but, because he didn't actually speak Italian, he had to make u
Lol@ Kermit!
Sure, the pasta looks tasty, but can Chef Cool Boy make tacos?.....
I hope Farmer is a guy. 'Cause I'm falling in love...
Looks to me like Chef Cool Boy's right hand is coming loose. Keep an eye out (so to speak) for that little cartoon cannibal baby.
Unfortunately Chef Cool Boy became the "Burger King" of the pasta world when Chef Boyardee - stole his idea and put it in a can..
Kermit! That was hilarious! Thanks for making me smile so early in the a.m.
And Farmer..you are the best...
I love the little "o" for his mouth.
Damn you Highplains! You beat me to it. My first thought was Chef Coolboyardee.
And I think it says "Rasts" not pasta, but who wants to eat Radioalergosorbent tests?
@ Flargy: Scott Tenorman from Southpark provided them.
Great find! Farmer, I may have to arm wrestle Mom for you..
I think his eyeball is on the pasta plate.
I wasgoing to say it looks like the chef has a glass eye, but the eye angle is off and running...
I'll fight you all for Farmer. I declared my love for him (I hope he's a him and not a her)
weeks ago.
As for Chef Cool Boy, darkshines saw what I saw, and I'm so sorry to see Tacos the cat served up like that.
That'sa onea spicy meat ball-a..
Run, Farmer, Ruuuuuuuunnn!
That's an awful lot of lusting after a guy who has nothing but a search engine, control-c, and control-v.
Yeah Flargy- that's what I was thinking too.
@Flargy,
my uncle and all the others (surveys suggest that over 20 percent of American husbands cheat on their wives, and under-reporting is suspected) is: six million years of evolu
ertainly all male, and claims he has the photos to back up his clai
both behaviors that may not be in our best interest, motivated by primitive drives hard
I'm surprised no one is commenting on the American Apparel ads - especially the suspenders one with the exposed nipple.
I know this has nothing to do with the chef, but that's never stopped anyone else.
I thought it said Rasta. Cannibal Chef Cool Boy.
Can I get those short and curlies to-go?
Nipple!
Whereas I lust after Flargy because he has a rapier sharp (albeit sardonic) wit despite the baboon brain transplant.
Chef Cool Boy actually has almost the same eyes as Hello Tacos.
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Hailey the budding artist had never seen a guy with one eye before. She imagined it might be in the pasta... Either way, she was hopelessly in love with Chef Cool Boy at her local Italian restaurant. When he came up to her table and said, "Here is your pasta," time seemed to stop as she gazed into his face and the dark hole that served as one of his eyeballs. When he reached down to put the pasta on her table, his hand brushed her shoulder and she felt all tingly. That day, she couldn't stop thinking about him. She was not the best artist, but she had to try to draw a portrait for her friends to show why she loved him. They couldn't see why she would love a man with one eye.
Chef Cool Boy had promising career until he had terrible accident with a garlic press..and no one would hire a chef with glass eyeand a monocle..poor Cool Boy
Okay, what about the mouth? Or is that the rogue eyeball on it's way to the ground?
I, too, thought it said "rasta". Maybe its rasta pasta. That would be..."special".
"Chef Cool Boy" is the English translation of the Italian "Chef Boy Ardee". Ardee means "cool".
Bummer about the chef's left arm though. His mom must have been on thalidomide when she was pregnant with him. At least he can still use it.
I am in love with Farmer's sharp wit..don't care if Farmer is male or female.
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Farmer: you are the only reason I check found every day. you rock!
I imagine Farmer in the meadow "doing" a sheep.
Wow. I like Farmer and all- have since he started coming here, probably over a year ago. But the ONLY reason you come to Found? Again. Wow.
Im sorry farmer, Im sure you are an amazing person IN person, But I do not care for your posts. Too many were talking fondly of you, I felt I needed to add my negative remark.
"Calvin, you know perfectly well that the first president was not Chef Cool Boy!"
To finder- It shouldn't be hard to find the chef...Italian food, two different colored eyes, and a mustache... can't be that inconspicuous.
Who put pubic hair in my "rasta"? Was it you, Anita?