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November 12, 2006 |
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Ouch Report
FOUND by C.L.R.
in Seattle, Washington
I found this blowing around in the entrance of a grocery store. I was intrigued by the curious grammar and flourished handwriting.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I especially love the front head and the felted down the stair.
and even more peculiar is the name: Little People Day care Center???
You're right. It's so bizarre, this person has elegant penmanship but absolutely no grammar. Not your average combination that's for sure
I wish you could get these now. Adulthood just hurts too much sometimes.
New immigrant maybe?
This sounds like a person who speaks English as a second language. Also, after working at a childcare center for quite some time, I have seen many ouch reports written by people who have spoken English their whole lives but still can't write a coherent sentence to save their lives!
I'm so glad Sierra didn't fall down the stair, felting sounds almost pleasant. What disturbs me is the 'front head', how many heads did Sierra have?
The naïveté of the grammar just adds to the beauty of the it. Sounds like just the right sort of person any kid needs around when they have a bit of a fall.
odd nick, that was funny. This note was funny. I guess it was probably an immigrant from another country that hasn't fully learned English grammar. Sounds like a nice person though.
I so glad Sierra ok. Sierra luckly only one step fall. Mountain share name with Sierra and mountain fall would be more badder for health than step fall. That is all. Don't make me call. You know i will and you'll be stuck eating pill.
I'm guessing the person is of Russian dissent. There are a lot of Russian immigrants in Washington. My sons last daycare was had many wonderful women from the Russian continent that gave the most loving care I had ever seen with children that wern't their own. Perfect English or not.
"I give a lot of love and comfort." Aw!!
I wish I had an ouch report-writing, loving, comforting, English-fragmenting friend!
At least her back head is probably ok. phew.
She probably is teaching Sierra to read and spell....
"Front head". Man, you couldn't make up stuff this good.
I like the treatment given. :]
A lot of love and comfort can go a long way.
Maybe Sierra is teaching her how to read and spell.
Just give two pill sleept like doll.
Definately not a native english speaker...I have a friend from germany who talks just like this..."Front Head" :) I love it!
"Front" in French means "forehead." And "frente" in Spanish means forehead. It's a natural mistake if English isn't your first language.
The old scratches and scars are often the most painful...and often, all you need is to be held and given lots of love and comfort. Keep it up, Salvation Army carer, you're doing a great job.
a girl in washington. Don't comment about other's spelling unless your own is perfect. Descent, not dissent.
"she was fine after I hold her"
I would love to be held by a foreign daycare provider and have everything be fine. :)