November 08, 2006

Taking A Piss
FOUND by Jenna in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
I found this sign in the one of the bathrooms in my office building. Obviously someone got pretty pissed off when they went to sit on the toilet!
gomer in san diego
what i dont get about people who complain about sitting on piss is how they sit on piss. dont they check the seat before they sit down?
+ November 08, 2006 02:35 AM +
Eggs1234
This was found in the ladies' room?!? Super yuck.
+ November 08, 2006 06:52 AM +
T1027 in NC
What I find funny is the people who squat generally are the ones who get pee on the seat. If everyone used a liner and sat down we wouldn't have this problem!
+ November 08, 2006 08:29 AM +
amy in Arizona
Whether or not you actually sit on a wet seat, it's still nasty to have to wipe someone else's piss off of it before you can use it.

And it doesn't necessarily have to have come from a ladies room. I've worked in construction offices where there wasn't a ladies room and a men's room. There was one room for everyone's use. Unfortunately many of the workers couldn't hit their mark with the urnial, either. :-(
+ November 08, 2006 08:52 AM +
jonsue01 in Palm Coast, Fl.
I think its pretty bad that someone had to go to this extream to post a note for a grown person to read...come on people act like a grown up and go to the bathroom without making a mess.
+ November 08, 2006 09:07 AM +
ladytw in Hobart, IN
What is funny is that this person went to the trouble to use a word processor to type up this little missive, yet did not use spell check (utencil?????) I love the changes in font size to emphasize his/her important points.
+ November 08, 2006 09:56 AM +
EWWW987 in New Mexico
I don't know why people think the Ladies restroom is cleaner than the Mens. There is somebody who uses our Ladies room and gets some kind of mess on the floor! No children in the area. Just messy women!
+ November 08, 2006 11:40 AM +
Eggs1234
I guess I have always, maybe foolishly, assumed that the ladies' room is cleaner than the mens' room. It just seems like a less messy process for ladies as opposed to men who may take a stand-up at a terlet and misfire. Anyway, thanks for the edification, EWWW987.

This topic reminds me of bathroom etiquette issues in general. At one office job I had I became so bewildered by the lack of men who would wash with soap after doing their business that I felt compelled enough to post the typical food industry sign of "Employees must wash hands." Within hours it was removed, undoubtedly by a filthy hand (or maybe by a FOUND reader?).
+ November 08, 2006 12:20 PM +
Tippy in NYC
Obviously the funniest part is the Finder's explanation. "someone got pretty PISSED..."
+ November 08, 2006 02:33 PM +
Reka in MD
I agree with Tippy. That's pretty funny.
+ November 08, 2006 08:22 PM +
Sarah in NY
to gomer- its not so much the sitting in piss as the fact that people can check to make sure they didnt piss on the seat. Criminy! lol
+ November 08, 2006 09:50 PM +
JW in Illinois
I work at a college in a residence hall as a community advisor (CA/RA), and I KNOW that the bathrooms can get really gross. I have seriously considered making a copy of this sign to post in the bathroom stalls in my building. (But that would be rude...)
+ November 09, 2006 03:49 PM +
mello in CA
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. No reference to being "on piss," though.



+ November 13, 2006 03:06 PM +
enigma_too in Oregon
My grandmother had a sign in her bathroom - much more tasteful - that read: "We aim to please, You aim too, please." To the point, and very clear.
+ November 17, 2006 10:39 AM +
Kay in Gettysburg PA
In my grandmother's house it was... If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
+ November 21, 2006 07:28 AM +
Amanda in Tennessee
I can honestly say that in 95% of every women's room I've ever walked into, there has been at least one stall - and often more - where someone has not flushed a load, or just let fly on half of the seat. Wal-Mart tends to be the more frequent offender. Women can be just as nasty as anyone else. Especially in public, where they figure it's "someone else's job" to clean it up.
+ December 01, 2006 11:13 PM +
David B in Burbank, CA
This not is so over-the-top it probably encourages people to piss on the seat just to piss people off.
+ December 23, 2006 08:10 PM +
Hollie in AZ
You know, I think I am going to print out a few of these and stick them randomly in the women's public bathrooms because they might need to take a class of some sort of how to pee in a toilet. Because almost every time I go into a public bathroom, there is feces all over the floor, the seat...I think I even saw some on the wall once! o_0
+ April 19, 2007 01:51 AM +
Dwayne in Baytown, Tx
I used to be a janitor at the local community theatre, and I can tell that the girls bathroom was ten times worse than the boys. Lots of "red mice" on the floors and the toilets where always stopped up.
+ May 20, 2007 07:23 AM +
jenny in winston salem
oh Jesus Jumping Christ Dwayne, Red Mice?
Eww fucking eww.
+ May 30, 2007 10:28 AM +
lucy
i hate bitches who piss on the seat. the seats would be a lot cleaner in the first place if people didn't squat!!

nastiest bathroom i've ever been to was outside NYC in some shitty diner/cafe. two of the three toilets were overflowing all over the floor with feces, clogged toilet paper, tampons and period blood. it was actually leaking all the way to the door and there was no drain. you had to step over all of it to get to the one working toilet. there was also no soap. women's bathrooms are even grosser because they have more kinds of excrement!
+ October 22, 2007 01:17 PM +
Kirst in .
Everyone should sit?... Yuck. If there are no liners, I'd rather not put my butt where who knows who's butt has been. And although I do wipe off the seat, is that so much better? Would you not rather SEE the pee on the seat? I mean its not like a piece of toilet paper has lysol on it!
+ November 13, 2007 10:57 AM +
Grossed out in the ladies room
I used to work at a school where adult female teachers left the faculty only restroom so gross. I mean, why wouldn't you wrap up your "monthly" trash before putting it in the open wastebasket next to the toilet? No one else wants to see that! Red mice, indeed.
+ March 15, 2008 07:54 PM +
Lauren in Muncie
LOL @ red mice.

My silly husband sometimes does not put the seat up when he pees. I told him that if I sit in his piss one more time, I will sit on him and pee the next chance I get. I totally was not kidding and he knows it. I haven't sat in pee since.
+ March 16, 2008 12:49 AM +
Van Gogo in in a gas cloud
I hate public bathrooms, people are such pigs, and as a woman I have to say it sickens me to see how dirty a lot of women are.........eeeyuck.
Years ago my brother used to tease me and tell me "even if you stand on the seat, the crabs can still jump twenty feet",lol.
+ March 21, 2008 03:17 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Once I went into the Target bathroom and in the first stall there was pee on the seat and something in the toilet, so I went to the second stall. As I was in there, some lady came stomping in, right into the first stall, pulled down her pants and plopped her ass down on the seat (without wiping or putting down a liner). She did her biz, she got up (I can't remember if she flushed or not, and left (without washing her hands).

Tsk, the dirty, dirty pig.
+ March 21, 2008 06:47 PM +
mlm in Texas
Women are filthy--I went into a stall in a Wal Mart and there was poop splattered on the FRONT of the toilet. Yes, I said the FRONT! Can you get a visual on the body contortions it would take to make that happen?
+ April 07, 2008 04:25 PM +
Boob McNutt in the ladies' room
It seems counter-intuitive, but apparently there is more trouble like this in women's rooms than in men's. One woman in 100 or so deliberately 'lashes out' by leaving piles or puddles for the others.

Guys just have bad aim and worse attitude.
+ June 09, 2008 12:03 PM +
genially in ane...
(if it's yello let it) mello said "Better to be pissed off than pissed on."

I say.. NOT if you have rubber sheets!
+ July 17, 2008 11:39 AM +
JoJo in Tejas
Looks like it is from the same person who wrote a note above the kitchen sink at my work for the people who won't clean up after themselves:

"PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF AFTER EATING. THIS IS NOT A RESTAURANT" (with added drawing by unknown hands of a Denny's sign)
+ July 25, 2008 01:31 PM +
Jesssssy in South Perth, Western Australia
This is HILARIOUS!!
+ August 19, 2008 12:19 AM +

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