October 29, 2006

Love Me!
FOUND by Liz Schmidt in Ann Arbor, Michigan
I found this business card on the ground on Main Street. Love Me!
jodie
the smear disturbs me...
+ October 29, 2006 11:00 AM +
Kate in Portland, ME
I hope this is the front of the business card.

(Oh, and "Comments, yay!" I wish Post Secrets had them, too.)
+ October 29, 2006 05:27 PM +
Odd Nick in CA
Maybe if you take the lit matchstick out of your forehead and put on some pants dating would be an option.
+ October 29, 2006 06:37 PM +
Katie in Minneapolis, MN
Hearing the great David Bowie:
And your prayers they break the sky in two
(Believing the strangest things, loving the alien)

You pray til the break of dawn
(Believing the strangest things, loving the alien)

And you'll believe you're loving the alien
(Believing the strangest things, loving the alien)
+ October 30, 2006 09:51 AM +
Saki
Love Me...or I'll anal probe you.
+ October 30, 2006 11:51 AM +
Peter in Indy
Dude, I've totally had days like that.

by the way, well done Saki.
+ November 03, 2006 04:15 PM +
floyd in Phoenix
one eyed one horned purple flying people eater
+ November 22, 2006 04:28 PM +
Laur
business card?
+ November 25, 2006 08:35 PM +
Duke in Chicago
I would love to see what's on the other side of that business card...
+ December 14, 2006 02:27 PM +
Nick in Salt Lake City
<i>I</i> will love you, Spaceman.
+ February 01, 2007 02:17 AM +
Victor in here
I would like to know 2 things

1)What business are they running?

2)Who let this guy through customs!?
+ April 06, 2007 01:24 AM +
Chopstix in Tofutti
I DO love you!!! More than you can imagine.
+ March 22, 2008 08:00 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Chopstix, you beat me to it! How is it that I've never seen this before?!
+ June 12, 2008 09:47 AM +
Cherry OPepsi
I love how he (?) has nipples and a little belly button, but no visible genitalia whatsoever! ... Unless that blinking thing on his head... Hmmmmm.
+ June 27, 2008 08:26 AM +
Hi, I'm Bob in your office
This ones easy. It's a one eyed monster that wants to make love... Makes sense right? He has no genitalia because he represents genitalia. He is naked because genitals don't need to have their own clothes. He wants love, because, well, he's a one eyed monster...
+ June 02, 2009 02:58 PM +
I'll punch you in your face
Oh hell yea, a one-eyed-monster! Hah, that makes sense.
+ June 02, 2009 02:59 PM +
Theres mud in your eye.
Bob, you got to stop passing these links around the office, but you're right. It does seem to be a representation of a one eyed monster. Seems pretty phallic and straightforward to me. Is that something sticking out of his head or cuming out of his head? Wow, betcha didn't notice that. Either that or he's getting an STD test...
+ June 02, 2009 03:03 PM +
Cecilia in New Hampshire
This is my favorite FOUND ever. I've seen hundreds and this one is the one that makes me the happiest. super cute!
+ July 22, 2009 10:10 AM +

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