October 25, 2006

Lost Fire Juggler
FOUND by Molly Gallagher in Portland, Maine
I found this poster hanging on a light post.
spy
How does somebody lose something so large?
+ October 25, 2006 06:26 AM +
ladytw
This was my thought exactly.
+ October 25, 2006 10:04 AM +
tbone
This one's hilarious, a real gem. How many people have juggling torches, let alone lose one and then post a flyer to find it? Very few, I suspect.
+ October 25, 2006 10:52 AM +
Dudley Morris
I suspect that a good quantity of booze led to this loss.
+ October 25, 2006 11:01 AM +
Kate
But is it really "found" if it was hanging on a lamp post?
+ October 25, 2006 11:10 AM +
JB
What do you suppose the reward is?
+ October 25, 2006 11:59 AM +
Lisa
Probably a free fire juggling show.
+ October 25, 2006 01:08 PM +
jade
Love the artistic touches in it.
+ October 25, 2006 06:53 PM +
Arlene
I wonder if it was lit when lost.
+ October 25, 2006 07:03 PM +
nora
if it was hanging on a post maybe you should have left it there. how is the poor bloke going to get his torch found if you steal his poster?
+ October 25, 2006 09:39 PM +
Katie
My daughter, a juggler, says fire clubs are relatively small and usually very trashed looking. Knowing how much she values her own clubs--yes, the note should have stayed on the post. These things aren't cheap!
+ October 26, 2006 08:20 AM +
Wegrit
I want to know who comes across this torch and goes "oh, someone lost their fire juggling torch. I should hold onto this for them." I envision something more along the lines of the following...drunk frat boys are stumbling down the street and mistake it for one of the olympic torches and decide to take it home as a trophy (and to lie about having run with it to impress freshman girls.)
+ October 26, 2006 12:23 PM +
Ashley in Logan, ut
my favorite part is that she said she MAY have lost it. she should try looking around her house first.
+ October 27, 2006 05:15 PM +
Mirym K
Ashley - I think the "may have" refers to the street. As in it may have been that street she lost it on, or it may have been a different one.
+ October 27, 2006 10:24 PM +
Austin in Portland
I'm from Portland and I've seen people perfroming with those torches. I've probably seen this person before.
+ October 28, 2006 01:16 PM +
JJ in TX Panhandle
The "may" really intrigues me. I envision a parade and as any performer would do, if you drop a prop during a performance, the show must go on. Maybe he/she is guessing that's where they dropped it? Or the whole thing is a big joke. I can't decide.
+ November 07, 2006 09:25 AM +
Molly in Portland
I sent in this find - I think it has so much intrigue. I felt okay about taking the flyer down because there were posters everywhere - they were on every light post in my neighborhood for a few weeks. I just couldn't resist. I hope the flyers worked!
+ November 17, 2006 08:51 PM +
tatyness in texas
well, that's not very nice of you...taking it off the lightpost. how are they supposed to find it now?! :O

anyways, this poster is eyecatching. :D I hope they find their fire juggling torch.
+ November 22, 2006 04:44 PM +
Laur
MAY have?!
+ November 25, 2006 08:38 PM +
The Heart in Her Own Space
I want one!
+ December 11, 2006 09:37 AM +
Emily B. in W. Michigan
tatyness - didn't you see, you said there were lots of posters; no one will miss the one.

I can't even wrap my head around this one...how?!
+ June 11, 2007 11:58 AM +
Midlife Crisis in California
"Reward. I may have lost my tuba/Volkswagen/Stuffed Christmas Aardvark on this street. PLEASE call." Kudos to Arlene for asking if it was lit at the time, and to Dudley Morris for pointing out the likely circumstances. This is a great find!
+ November 01, 2007 10:18 PM +
Winston in Durham
I knew some guys in college who, if they found one of those, would probably not return it. One was indeed a pyromaniac and if he got his hands on one of those when we were living in the dorm...well let's just say there wouldn't have been a dorm afterwards.
+ March 17, 2008 12:22 PM +
OhMyGosh in Connecticut
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
+ April 11, 2008 03:45 PM +
Insane in Spain
I'm proud to call maine home after seeing this one haha.
+ November 24, 2008 05:18 PM +
George Weatherbee in Portand Maine
Hey I know this person, I've performed on the streets with her many times. I even put a few of these flyers up myself. So lets clarify a few things, first, we knew the torch was missing, there could be no doubt of that. It wasn't in the bag therefore it was missing, even jugglers can figure these things out. How do you lose a torch? Well, course it's dark when you juggle fire, no point being out there in the day. You fire them up, do your best bit, put them out, toss the smoking wretches under a tree and proceed to fleece the flock. You take off your hat, hold it out and explain to the assembled masses why they should empty their pockets and give everything to you. Meanwhile a couple friends stop by, someone else is doing their thing and you realy want to watch, Something noisy and interesting happens over on the other side of the park that needs investigating. After a while it's time to count up the evenings take, divide it among whoever performed that night and discuss whether it's pizza or burritos with the beer tonight. With all this it's easy to see how one lonesome torch can get left behind in a dark corner somewhere. It's a wonder we don't see these flyers all the time.
And no, she didn't get the torch back.
+ December 07, 2008 02:19 PM +
Cygnus in Austin, TX
Hey George, your post was very interesting. I had no idea that park performers will sometimes share in the days collections. It's nice to see that a group effort is happening.
+ March 12, 2009 11:39 AM +
pinkie in mo
ok I have a question ???
juggling requires more than one torch right... how do you loss one of a set???
I love this.. it made me laugh the picture is priceless...
+ March 30, 2009 03:33 PM +
Cathryn as in not "Cathy"
This is something right out of a Chuck Palahniuk book...
+ April 09, 2009 06:47 PM +
Still in vetro
The MRI found the juggling torch in his colon. The signs have been taken down.
+ May 03, 2009 02:36 PM +

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