January 30, 2009

4 Reasons I Miss Relationships
FOUND by Isaac in Ventura, CA
I was looking for a place near the hotel that delivers pizza when I came across this in the hotel phonebook. I guess making a list like this would make me hungry, too.
Alvacado in the fridge, rotting
No more bringing up things or people that make each other uncomfortable.

Like necrophilia, STDs and cannibalism
+ January 30, 2009 11:53 AM +
brain problem situation in in my head
Both of today's finds make me remember an old boyfriend... and his name *isn't* Paul. Creepy.
+ January 30, 2009 11:58 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in Estranged, Maine
This is an "I'll come home if" list ...

Why does this person may G's and S's the same?
+ January 30, 2009 12:22 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
alot
acrosst
supposably
and now a new one -
eachother

+ January 30, 2009 12:28 PM +
Red Sunshine in San Anto
Looks like a list for the both of them to follow; at least they are trying to make the relationship better. It seems like there should be more to it though...
And why would children make anyone uncomfortable? If the idea of having children with someone makes you uncomfortable, that's a sure sign it's time to get out!
+ January 30, 2009 12:35 PM +
Sara in complete
The idea of having children at all sounds uncomfortable... lol.

Perhaps it makes her uncomfortable when he talks about his children by many other women... it makes her think things like "Gee, this guy is a loser" and "Why am I with such a loser", which threaten her fairy tale bubble of what Love is supposed to be.
+ January 30, 2009 01:08 PM +
Erin in Therapy
If this relationship consists of trash talking, cussing eachother out, yelling, and basically trying to make eachother uncomfortable, doesn't really sould like something that needs to be fixed. It needs to be dismantled! I wonder why they went to a hotel to resolve their issues. She's the mistress, perhaps? And doesn't want to hear about his wife and kids because it makes her uncomfortable?
+ January 30, 2009 01:49 PM +
melsy in the same situation
I am going to copy this down and bring it home tonight. Nothing else has worked, maybe this note will
+ January 30, 2009 01:51 PM +
Ryan in a colony of Slippermen
@ melsy
Ha yeah I know he feeling all to well!
+ January 30, 2009 02:00 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

I was thinking this was a list of behaviors the second grade kids were going to have to maintain ... until I got to that last one.

But, without trash talking, belittling, name calling, yelling, cussing, and making each other uncomfortable -- well what's left to build a relationship on?
+ January 30, 2009 02:02 PM +
Alice in detention
-no more pencils
-no more books
-no more teachers' dirty looooooks.
+ January 30, 2009 02:34 PM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
...and no more silly lists.
+ January 30, 2009 03:18 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
If they already do all that when they fight, one may be able to stop doing it, but I highly doubt that both will stop. It's not meant to be, just move on.
+ January 30, 2009 03:26 PM +
Ashley in FL
@HPD
its cool too see because i thought i was the only one who makes some "g" and "s" the same. i have no idea how i started doing it. it usually happens writing something very quickly like in cursive or shorthand.
+ January 30, 2009 03:36 PM +
Mom Interrupted in Family Therapy.
I wonder if this is a note from a daughter for her mother...

+ January 30, 2009 03:57 PM +
Cotton in Dixieland

I would have titled this find:
"4 reason's I don't miss relationships"

+ January 30, 2009 04:04 PM +
lost in the hemlock forest
i always thought trash talking was something you did to members of the other team on a football field. how would that sound in a relationship? unless they really are talking about trash...
+ January 30, 2009 04:09 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine
@Cotton - Really? I would have gone with "If I go home he'll be beating the shit out of me again in a week"
+ January 30, 2009 04:26 PM +
Kermit Fog in a hotel phonebook
Just add "no more comments about spelling" and you've go thte rules for the found message boards...
+ January 30, 2009 06:11 PM +
Mountain Girl Stuck in an Illinois cornfield
More consideration.
More appreciation.
More civil communication.
More trying to understand the other's POV.
More sex.
+ January 30, 2009 07:26 PM +
Lauren in Muncie
This looks like a list of rules for arguing made in a couples' counseling session. They are helpful if you stick to them.
+ January 30, 2009 10:22 PM +
Me in the dark, foggy night
God, why would you be IN a relationship with someone where this is the way you treat each other? Life is hard enough... and short enough...why waste it on misery like this???
+ January 30, 2009 11:04 PM +
..
(*who knows? maybe the sex is really, really GOOD.)
+ January 31, 2009 03:49 PM +
angel in in paradise
This is the reason I love being single! Great handwriting font! :)
+ January 31, 2009 11:08 PM +

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