September 20, 2006

You're Not Curtious
FOUND by Leslie in New Haven, Connecticut
Here is a modest find from our sidewalks.
Monica in ontario, canada
I love this. Such a scathing reprimand...'you're not cautious'.... i love it, its like being given heck by your spinster grade 12 english teacher.
+ February 09, 2007 10:32 AM +
josie in richmond, va
what on earth does that say? next time you psok on top of me?
whatever it was, it must've been terrible.
+ March 09, 2007 11:25 AM +
Emily B. in W. Michigan
does it say park? next time you park on top of me?
+ June 11, 2007 08:08 AM +
sarah in melbourne australia
i think it says park. and curtious not cautious?
+ July 10, 2007 05:28 AM +
Sam in England
I think they meant to say courteous at the end.
+ July 12, 2007 11:54 AM +
Gin in Tonic
This should be submitted to www.youparklikeanasshole.com! hahaha.
+ March 13, 2008 04:19 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
Love it...cur-ti-ous! Whyever not!
And certainly not cautious, if they parked on top of a person. Which may explain the spelling; it's hard to remember the rules of English with a whitewall in the small of your back.

That would also explain why the note was found on the sidewalk; the writer couldn't get up to put it on the car!
+ March 15, 2008 12:49 PM +
Miigan reads the world in retrospect
psok, or park, really, what's the difference? Curtiousness is so hard to come by these days, what with people the way they are.
+ March 18, 2008 05:23 PM +
cookie in australia
I thought it said, "You've net curtains" which could lead the bad parker into some serious trouble.

What sort of a threat/insult is "You're not curtious"? If thats what it says, the aforementioned trouble can't be much more than a death stare.
+ March 23, 2008 03:23 AM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
How the hell did I miss this homegrown find? The note was probably written to some dumbfuck Yalie. They are some of the most discourteous beings on the planet (especially the underclassmen).

The tone of the note really sounds like an old lady who thinks she's breaking out the big guns with this kind of tough talk. Good for her for standing up for herself.
+ March 27, 2008 01:18 PM +
Reuben in Maryland
I thought it was spelled "courteous". Also, "cautious could make sense in the note if it was referring to the carelessness of the parking [on top of the note writer].


Then again, the note writer may just not know how to spell courteous.


meh.
+ May 17, 2008 10:10 AM +
Twilight in the sky
I'm dying to know what kind of trouble they'd be in. I'm sure they'd get a stern talking-to if they didnt change their ways.

I wonder if they thought: 'this person who parked on top of my probably thinks they are cautious/curtious. I'll show them!'
+ July 16, 2008 09:36 AM +
Caitlin in Los Angeles
I think it says "pass out" on top of me. And cautious at the end. Clearly, one or both of them have someone for whom this situation would be a BIG PROBLEM. Oy...
+ February 26, 2009 06:23 PM +

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