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August 29, 2006 |
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If You Tell Lies
FOUND by Ken Basart
in Silver Lake, California
My friend Emmanuelle and I found this on a walk through the neighborhood.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
is the person on the left on a toilet?
Michael Jackson! Yay!
And the moral of the story is: Never Trust Micheal Jackson.
If people don't believe you when you tell lies- then why did the jury believe Michael Jackson? hmmm...
Arrrgh! It's a Michael Jackson knock-knock joke with an unreadable punch line! It goes,
"Knok knok."
"Who's there?"
"Michael Jackson."
"Michael Jackson who?"
"Michael Jackson has to [do the math corn?]."
This will keep me awake half the night.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Michael Jackson."
"Michael Jackson who?"
"We have no objection to this juror, your honor."
its scary how lifelike michael looks in that one...
michael jackson has to go to the bathroom!
oh! i get it! MJ says, hey get out, i gotta go to the bathroom (why he has to use a telephone, i don't know)so she complies, but the second time, she won't listen to him! or had a memory lapse and really doesn't remember him...
moral #2: we should all try our best to forget MJ ever existed...
I believe the first picture says "Micheal Jackson has to go the bathroom."
Funny little picture!
Um. Is Michael Jackson actually EXPOSING HIMSELF in this child's drawing?
Yes! It actually looks as if Michael is peeing on the floor. I guess he's pulled that "Hey, I gotta go!" trick one too many times.. rousting someone else out of the john when he didn't actually have to go... and this one time, well.. puddle on the floor outside the bathroom. Shame on you Michael.
(I like how the Michael Jackson has to go to the bathroom is in YELLOW.)
Oh my God I am crying, this is so hilarious.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Michael Jackson."
"Michael Jackson who?"
"We have no objection to this juror, your honor."
I lol'd so hard at this.
I'm not even entirely sure what MJ is saying there and this is still my favorite Found so far.
The illustration of Michael Jackson is uncanny. MJ should use it on his next album cover.
Ohhhhh Emmmmm Geeeee!!!!
There's a scary similarity in this and the movie Goonies. Do you remember that they were all giving Chunk a hard time in the beginning for lying about michael jackson coming to his house and using the bathroom?
Is it by Roberta? Or Roberto?
I love this Find so much!!
May 03, 2007 09:10 PM Midlife Crisis in California had the best comment. EVER. Anywhere on Found.
This is really creepy. My stepdad's name is Roberto C. and we don't live too fare from Silver Lake.
I'M SUPER CREEPED OUT WHAT IF IT'S FOR HIM
loooks like he had to so the crotch in his pants back together for some reason. Hmmmm
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=at first glance I think it sayed "Michael Jackson has to do the Unicorn"
it totally says "michael jackson has to go to the bathroom", and he is peeing his pants! because he apparently lied about having to use the bathroom in the past and so the man on the toilet is thinking, "oh no, he's not going to fool me this time!" but this time mj really had to go!
..sources close to the pop star's entourage have revealed the singer was on a deadly diet of powerful narcotic pain relievers.
The star was injected three-times a day with narcotic Demerol. He was also taking three 3mg tablets of another strong narcotic painkiller, Dilaudid and was recently prescribed Vicodin, an opiate drug derived from codeine, the Sun online reported.
The 50-year-old star died of a suspected cardiac arrest...
The other medicines that the singer was reportedly taking are, Soma, a muscle relaxant in 2mg doses twice a day, Xanax, a sedative taken in 0.5mg doses twice a day, Zoloft, an anti-depressant was taken in 100mg doses.
Another anti-depressant Paxil was also taken by the star to treat anxiety and obsessive behaviour. Michael took it in 20mg pills and Prilosec, an over-the-counter pill for heartburn, the newspaper reported citing sources from Jackson's entourage.
The singer was recently prescribed anti-biotics to fight of infection following his skin cancer surgery.
Earlier reports had also suggested that Jackson had started eating one meal a day as he had a phobia about gaining weight before his 50-date comeback concerts in London from July 13.
He had told a physician that he had been taking painkillers regularly since 1985 and had used them to counter the effects of more than a dozen cosmetic surgery operation, the newspaper said.
Jackson's painkiller addiction began in 1984 after he suffered burns while singing for a Pepsi-Cola commercial, when the special effects smoke bomb misfired. He had to have major surgery on his scalp, and it is said that because of the intense pain he developed an addiction to painkillers.
The popstar's dosage increased over the years as he struggled to cope with the decline of his pop career, his mounting debt and his legal battles against child abuse allegations.
Roberto's no fool. Well now the boogeyman is dead.