August 27, 2006

Where The Devle Lives
FOUND by Nyck
My five-year-old daughter brought this to me and asked me to read it to her. The neighbors' girl had given it to her on their bus ride home from school. We're the only agnostics in our county, it would seem.
Christian in Tennessee
A wonderful example of "love thy neighbor", isn't it? I hope it didn't hurt your daughter's feelings.
+ December 01, 2006 09:40 PM +
Paul in Pennsylvania
i agree, the person who gave this to your daughter had no right, ignorant and yet blissful in a way
+ December 21, 2006 10:29 PM +
someone in chicago
this gave me chills. perhaps because i dont believe in god. lol.
+ June 25, 2007 04:49 PM +
Helen in closet/bedroom
sad, I wouldn't want to wish Cindy Crawford on any little agnostic kid.
+ July 31, 2007 01:50 AM +
Bookworm in West Virginia
What a shame. Fundies will do anything to spread their ignorance.
+ June 01, 2008 02:36 PM +
Twilight in the sky
It's amazing to me how little kids think. Sad that some of them never change. Horrible that people teach their kids to act like this, and influence otherwise intelligent children.

My mom must have moved underground. hmm.



+ July 16, 2008 09:16 AM +
lambchopmedusa in Loland Oregon
Who cares about the note --I want to learn more about the Devle-- maybe I should get a Bibil. Perhaps the Devle has a cool underground nightclub like in the movie Bedazzled.
+ August 28, 2008 04:53 PM +
Flargy in New Haven, CT
Blow it out your ass, kid.
+ September 20, 2008 09:51 PM +
steve in akron
good for that girl. the author was trying to save her from the goat path to heck she is surly on.
+ September 25, 2008 03:14 PM +
Pastor Z in disbelief
Hey - someone found my sermon notes from last Sunday!
+ October 16, 2008 03:22 PM +
Kat in Indy
This is why we don't stop with the basics, people! If people don't understand the elements of love and grace, they just piss people off. :(
+ November 26, 2008 05:17 AM +
Satan in H - E- DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS
To the evil little girl who spelled "Devil" incorrectly: we have a room waiting for you!
+ April 20, 2009 01:40 PM +
pink.lady in a pink cloud
I am AMAZED that this little girl didn't spell believe, you or devil correctly and yet remembered to add the apostrophe in 'you'll'. Someone is doing something right.
+ May 20, 2009 07:26 PM +
Hole in the Head
These are the true beliefs of all Western religions, it's just when a kid strips away all the window dressing, the horror of it stands un-obscured: Believe exactly as I do or you will burn in hell forever, no forgiveness, no rehabilitation, no mercy, just endless torture. It is no wonder those three religions just can't seem to kill each other fast enough. (and get into martyr heaven, yaay!) Sadly, this girl has it exactly right, she is a good Christian doing her God's will, exactly as she was taught.
+ July 31, 2009 01:46 PM +
GOD
Yeah.
Well.
I got nothin'.
Oh. wait.

Believe and worship Creation as you see fit.
Cut out the middle man. Organized religion is the Devle's tool.

Dance naked around a tree
maybe eat some LSD
for it may be a long time
'til we go 'round again.

That is all.
+ August 05, 2009 11:10 AM +

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