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August 23, 2006 |
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Morning Wishes
FOUND by Kate Monteiro
in Warwick, Rhode Island
Found in the parking lot of a Sunoco convenience store that houses a Dunkin Donuts.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The best part is that it says "Donkin Donuts."
Some people are just barely human before coffee. Or maybe they're pissed because they had to pay tax twice
I worked at that Dunkin Donuts!
lmao DONKIN!
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"." -Mitch Hedberg
I LOVE IT!!.. May Mitch rest in peace!!
You read my mind with the comment :)
Hahaha, Nell. Mitch Hedberg rocks.
And Donkin Donuts. I wonder why it says "donkin."
I think the FU is from Dunkin Donuts Rage:
Customer: “I want a raspberry crawler…. and a honey curl and… NO 2 chocolate no 1…. NO PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK I want a Bavarian apple crunch… GET THE LADER”
Donut Lady” “Hey hey hey want don’t you go out side and think it over?”
Customer: "It’s a big decision! you can’t blow donut day!!"
But the donut ladys have learned how to get back at you. They do the subtraction for you in front of the other customers.
Costumer: “I’ll have a dozen donuts. Um, I’ll have 2 crawlers and 2 chocolate
Donut Lady: “You now have… 8 donuts remaining”
-Comedian Brian Regan
wtf is this receipt for? the MD orig blend is a cup of coffee.. what's the MD orig cool, and why does it cost almost two bucks more than the orig blend?
No wonder the customer was pissed.
Oh, and it says Donkin' Donuts because someone has to enter the message that will be printed on all the receipts by the POS machine.. and that someone did a boo boo.
obv. the md orig cool is a coffee coolata.
Uh! This is similar to a FIND I sent in (which hasn't been posted and probably never will be anyway!)...
But mine was cooler!!! hahaha...
Donkin!
the title of this always makes me laugh. so perfect!! and i love DONKIN too. hilar.
I'm really trying to figure out why the FU was written in. I dont think anyone at the Donkin Donut shop would have done it. Which makes me think that this person (probably a guy) went out of his way to look for a pen, and write this on here. anyone have any ideas?
Here's my take on it...Someone bought one too many coffee's. Someone's other half found the receipt and most likely noticed the time...perhaps a work day...two coffee's at 11:00 in the morning...may be suspicious? Someone's other half is crazy jealous and wrote that on the receipt and left it on the kitchen table for someone to find it. Someone has a very jealous other half....That's my take on it.
I live to donk doughnuts. I'm Donkin a doughnut right now.