August 23, 2006

Morning Wishes
FOUND by Kate Monteiro in Warwick, Rhode Island
Found in the parking lot of a Sunoco convenience store that houses a Dunkin Donuts.
Sari in Culver City, CA
The best part is that it says "Donkin Donuts."
+ November 07, 2006 02:42 AM +
Odd Nick in CA
Some people are just barely human before coffee. Or maybe they're pissed because they had to pay tax twice
+ November 12, 2006 03:35 PM +
Amanda in Warwick, RI
I worked at that Dunkin Donuts!
+ November 21, 2006 02:49 PM +
tatyness in texas
lmao DONKIN!
+ November 22, 2006 05:07 PM +
Nell in Richmond, VA
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D"." -Mitch Hedberg
+ December 07, 2006 04:21 PM +
shana in WV
I LOVE IT!!.. May Mitch rest in peace!!
You read my mind with the comment :)
+ January 04, 2007 04:45 PM +
Danielle in San Antonio TX
Hahaha, Nell. Mitch Hedberg rocks.

And Donkin Donuts. I wonder why it says "donkin."
+ February 01, 2007 06:28 PM +
Bri in Cambridge, MA
I think the FU is from Dunkin Donuts Rage:

Customer: “I want a raspberry crawler…. and a honey curl and… NO 2 chocolate no 1…. NO PUT IT BACK, PUT IT BACK I want a Bavarian apple crunch… GET THE LADER”

Donut Lady” “Hey hey hey want don’t you go out side and think it over?”

Customer: "It’s a big decision! you can’t blow donut day!!"

But the donut ladys have learned how to get back at you. They do the subtraction for you in front of the other customers.

Costumer: “I’ll have a dozen donuts. Um, I’ll have 2 crawlers and 2 chocolate

Donut Lady: “You now have… 8 donuts remaining”

-Comedian Brian Regan
+ March 14, 2007 09:38 AM +
the captain in tenille
wtf is this receipt for? the MD orig blend is a cup of coffee.. what's the MD orig cool, and why does it cost almost two bucks more than the orig blend?

No wonder the customer was pissed.

Oh, and it says Donkin' Donuts because someone has to enter the message that will be printed on all the receipts by the POS machine.. and that someone did a boo boo.

+ November 05, 2007 12:37 PM +
Haley in NH
obv. the md orig cool is a coffee coolata.
+ February 10, 2008 06:50 PM +
Gin in Tonic
Uh! This is similar to a FIND I sent in (which hasn't been posted and probably never will be anyway!)...

But mine was cooler!!! hahaha...
+ March 19, 2008 03:50 PM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
Donkin!
+ March 26, 2008 04:06 PM +
Darcy in my chair, eating fried rice from Panda Express...YUM.
the title of this always makes me laugh. so perfect!! and i love DONKIN too. hilar.
+ May 11, 2008 12:37 AM +
Twilight in in the sky
I'm really trying to figure out why the FU was written in. I dont think anyone at the Donkin Donut shop would have done it. Which makes me think that this person (probably a guy) went out of his way to look for a pen, and write this on here. anyone have any ideas?
+ July 15, 2008 08:15 AM +

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