August 10, 2006

Take Me To The River
FOUND by Darcy in Santa Cruz, California
My friend lives in a complex frequented by homeless people as a short cut. Apparently they were using the semi-hidden porches in the parking lot area to poo in privacy. In an act of desperation this sign was put up, begging them to stop. I stole the sign; it wasn't up for very long.
Mary
Why is it okay to poop at the river?
+ October 29, 2006 04:06 AM +
darcy
hey, that's my name! :) hi, fellow Darcy.
+ December 13, 2006 10:53 AM +
Holly in Nashville
This is my all-time favorite find. I keep coming back to it when I have a bad day; I printed it out and posted it on my suitemates door! (college dorm). It became an instant hit!
+ January 19, 2007 11:40 PM +
Melissa W in Tucson AZ
OMG!! This is SO funny!! People at work are staring at me because I'm sitting here laughing!!!!
+ February 26, 2007 04:04 PM +
Anna in Texas
The person shouldn't have stolen the sign, now homeless people might be pooping there again! I hope they put up a new sign! :)
+ March 14, 2007 01:51 AM +
Cahrlotte in Santa Cruz Mountains
Yea.... I go downtown frequently and there are alot of bums, so many that the county is giving out one way tickets lol
+ March 23, 2007 01:29 PM +
Hollie in on your porch, getting business done in PRIVACY!
Hahahahaahahahahaaha!!!! I can't stop laughing, this is HILARIOUS! But probably not so much for the people who put up the sign...imagine opening your door to a bunch of crap on your porch! Whether a hobo did it or not, it's still disgusting!!! lol. :-)
+ April 19, 2007 01:35 AM +
Sadie in Vancouver, BC
Two blocks seems like an awfully long way to walk if you've really got to go. And I agree with the first post. Who says it's okay to poop at/in the river?
+ August 03, 2007 04:15 PM +
Ozzie212 in U
The question I have is why would you steal the sign? Do you like poop
+ November 10, 2007 03:48 PM +
santahobo in toronto
i just took a really good *poop* in the alley
+ November 21, 2007 03:25 PM +
Winston in Durham
UGH...that's gross. They're lucky because if it was me and I had a bunch of poop on my porch I would be calling the law. It's consider indecent exposure. My friend's husband has a criminal record because he was caught urinating in public.
+ March 17, 2008 12:11 PM +
Crystal in Cracktown Selling Donuts For a Fix
Thats so nasty.
I used to work for Children of King's Daughters processing donations. The dumpster that we would use to get rid of the unwated/disgusting donations was huge and it sat out behind the building. We would have to be careful when walking out there because the homeless people would use the side of the dumpster at night to get a little privacy from the trafic, when using the bathroom. It was so disgusting.
If I was homeless, I'd find a some woods or a bush.
+ March 25, 2008 04:29 PM +
Twilight in the sky
Either the writer of this sign had a vision disorder, or somehow the sign was curved when it was scanned. Can anyone else see that curvature?

I like how they wrote "PLEASE" twice. I would have asked "Pretty Please with a cherry on top"
+ July 25, 2008 12:28 PM +
Jason on Tampa in Tampa
"I stole the sign"

Now what are the homeless people going to use for toilet paper????
+ August 05, 2008 01:05 AM +

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