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It's Not Your Baby
FOUND by Allison
in Unknown
I found this in my English class. I'm thinking it belonged to the Greek mythologist in the class before ours.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
A brainstorming session at the Lifetime Network ?
Story ideas. That's what I think too. She found it in English class after all.
sounds like pitch ideas for the next season at FOX tv
Someone has a brilliant future in writing for soap operas or made-for-cable-TV movies!
"Father-daughter relationship" followed by "It's not your baby." Ew. Ew. Ew.
all it needs are vampires. hahaha!
Then we would all have an excuse to puke!
looks like someone going through the newspaper listing stories and ending with the obituaries
Why is it that nobody can spell properly these days? 'liars', 'jealous', 'mistress', 'horrific'. Is the last item ab, or ob? Or did the writer mean 'o.d.'? God bless my parents for not owning a television, so that I had to entertain myself with books, thereby learn to spell in a fun way.
The Sopranos?
Looks to me like the 4th line (crossed out) reads "Son-sister relationship". Aren't we all glad that the concept made it back on the list later as "brother sister relationship"?
It's obviously a list of Jerry Springer up coming show titles. Go Jerry! Go Jerry!
Hailey was shocked at what she learned in her Greek mythology class. All the gods were related, and yet they all slept with each other and had tons of children. Zeus had tons of mistresses, and Hera, his wife, was constantly killing or otherwise cursing them. Brothers and sisters had sexual relations all the time, and so did fathers and daughters. There was a lot of lying and cheating going on too. Hailey decided to make a list of all these family problems as notes for her class, using shorthand that not everyone would understand.
Fun game: match each item on this list to a prominent politician!
(liars/cheaters is too easy- skip that one)
This doesn't sound like a very effective way to market tampons.
I'm thinking this is from the SUPER NANNY. You know that show where having an English accent cures all that ails the family...
[snip]..thereby learn to spell in a fun way.[/snip]
Actually, I think the way this list writer spelled is the "fun" way. the right, proper or correct way tends to feel a bit rigid at times.
B-b-b-baby Basil, the last part of your post made me LOL. ew ew ew!
What's the definition of a mistress?
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halfway between a mister and a matress.
Ummm.. Oh! And Geek, is there any way you can turn that game into a drinking game? Let's brainstorm on that one.
Wait. Do I have anything to say about the actual Find? Let's see.
I think that last line is ab, and until the list writer was interrupted, it was going to say, "ABSTINENCE is a really, Really good idea."
I would look for the student with the lowest grade in your English class and give their note back. Sounds like a shopping list for incest!
Maybe the dingo ate yore baybay.
Could be a modern remake of Hamlet...
Remember that funny sitcom years ago called Soap?
This list reminded me of that show.
Lifetime Movie Network titles. Seriously, I think "It's Not Your Baby" was on last night.
SDJJ, Soap...remember it well! Billy Crystal was hilarious!
with all the incest, teen pregnancy, has got to be "ob" (because "obstetrics" and "obstetrician" are just that too to spell)
..."are just too hard to spell" [where's my proofreader when I need one??]
...or...ideas for jerry springer shows...
suffering from horrific burns doesn't seem it belongs on the list
I HOPE it is from the Greek Mythology class before your English class!
Hmmmm....
I think this may actually be a list of things you can find on my Dads side of the family, and he wonders why I never visit *scratches head*
~I love I love I love my new little bundle of joy ~ :)
Just another day at the trailer park......
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