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April 07, 2009 |
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Hunters!!
FOUND by V.
in Cisco, TX
My best friend accidentally booked us rooms at the wrong motel the night of her wedding. This was the first thing I saw, when closing the door.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
wow i want to play the cleaning game. But if you have finished playing the cleaning game, why would the area have intestines and bird feathers?
Don't clean (or straddle) game in the motel, or you'll end up with a bad case of panty crickets.
This isn't a find.
But smooth move, best friend.
@ Kermie the found police
"We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework, to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles - anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's life. Anything goes..."
Found: Having been discovered by chance or unexpectedly
Sounds like a perfect fit to me.
Any good finds in the dumpster?
What kind of person cleans game in their hotel room? Wait...don't answer that...I shudder to think. Makes me remember an episode of "Monk" where they discussed the cleanliness (not) of Las Vegas hotel rooms, and then used that special light all over the room.
Yaaaargh...
ut you can't really. I mean, no matter how hard you try there's always some residue. So we get the the overnight bill for like $135 with a cleaning charge of almost a thou
Once again I hear the sound of duelling banjos...
I guess this would explain the blood on the walls of the bathroom?
@ Ian, for me it's "Foggy Mountain Breakdown."
My personal laundry pet peeve: feathers in pockets.
Classy place to spend the last night before your wedding. I hope whoever had their room before them cleaned their game OUTSIDE.
Although, it makes a good cover for serial killers.
"Why is the hotel room covered in blood and guts?"
"Oh, I was just cleaning my - ahem - game inside the room. Sorry about that, I'll pay the extra cleaning fee"
Creeeeeeeepy.
Depending on the amount of the cleaning fee- it may be worth it.
I don't even want to think about the state of the place pre-notice. Oh man...
This place is very accommodating, if you ask me.
Extra trash liners, a special game-cleaning area.
(I wouldn't expect a PETA convention to be booked at this motel).
I saw this episode of "My Big Fat Redneck Wedding". They got married in a deer stand and then took the four wheeler to the reception where the cleaned a pig and put it on the 'far'. The night before, the bridesmaids had a catch the slick pig while the bubbas were whistling and a'hootin'.
..kinky's when you tickle your mate with a feather..
perverted's when you use the whole bird.
I know all there is to know about the cleaning game
Ive had my share of the cleaning game
First there are kisses, then there are sighs
And then before you know where you are
Youre sayin goodbye
Dont want no more of the cleaning game
Dont want no more of the cleaning game
Dont want no more of the cleaning game
Dont want no more of the cleaning game
(reading first paragraph) What's the big deal?
(reading second paragraph) You gotta be kidding!
(reading it was found in TX) Oh.
I bet the so called 'best friend' is/was sleeping w/ the groom, and this was her way at getting back at her bff aka bride at marrying her one and only true love.. inside joke to her of course, but she's still laughing about it in the rocking chair from the hotel room next door, while cleaning game.
I don't know, but if it's like a Monopoly game or something, you can just wipe off the board with a dry cloth and - after taking out all the money and cards and stuff - turn the box upside down and knock it once or twice to get the dust out of it. Maybe you could wash the little pieces off in warm soapy water, too. Dry them before putting them back in the box. Stack the money all in the same direction, each bill face up.
Make adjustments for other games.
I don't see where intestines are involved at all.
@ geek, that was my same thought process as well. beat me to it. can i take half the credit?
@ beth- thats a bit morbid but now that you mention it....where was this motel, again?
Mother : Norman? Norman?
Norman: Yes, Mother?
M: Has someone been cleaning game in the room?
N: Yes, Mother...
M: Did they leave the area nice?
N: Yes, Mother...
N: Did they ask for new trash can liners?
M: Where any of the room left messy?
N: Just one.
M: Did you punish them?
N: Yes, Mother.
M: Did you clean up after yourself?
N: Yes, Mother.
M: You're a good boy Norman. Come read to me.
geesh, I'm still struggling with my bed-bug phobia, and now I have to question the number of carcasses that have be strewn about the room? I may have to cancel all future vacations.
What kind of game were they hunting? I mean, I can't imagine tossing a deer carcass on a luggage cart, getting in the elevator with it and then into the room.
@Lauren ... a quick Google search brings up deer hunting in the Cisco, TX area, but also wild hogs, dove, quail, turkey. Take your pick.
@Hiplainsdrifter... HILARIOUS! very good!
Hey, I LIVE in Texas, and I didn't know that such places existed. I've lived here for about *ahem* 30 years and I've never even heard of Cisco. I've never cleaned game in a motel room, either. Done lots of other stuff in motels, but no game-cleaning.
As it was hunting season in Cisco, Texas, the motel put up their usual hunting season notice. They'd had the same notice for years. The notice first started when a squeamish maid entered a room many years ago to find intestines and blood scattered everywhere. Her scream scared everyone in the motel. That was the end of cleaning deer, hogs, dove, quail, and turkey in that motel.
Everybody calls it something different....
You know those Texans... they have "special code words" for everything these days...
OK - So what I know from ex-brother in-laws who hunt... that you generally 'field dress' them where they drop... Which leads me to think that this hotel has wild animals
running around that you are allowed to take down on the premises.
RS: Room service may I help you?
Guest: Yes - please <scratch> release a 10 point White Tail Buck on the 3rd floor
sometime after 7am. <scratch><scratch> Thanks.
RS: I'm sorry sir... we only have Elk and Mule Deer left. We had an NRA convention and they all got drunk and went into the stables and just opened fire. Very sad and a real nice mess to clean up. We ran out of trash liners.
Guest: Drat. Ok fine...<scratch>release 2 Mule Deer, but could <scratch> <scratch> you also release a Mountain Lion to spice things up? I'll also need some ceramic cat decoys.
RS: I'd be happy to sir. There is an extra charge for the Mountain Lion, and I'll slide the Life Insurance/Hold Harmless waiver under the door.
Guest: Say do you people hear complaints about bed bugs or panty crickets???
Calm down, folks. Bird cleaning is no different in pheasants, quail, chukar, or grouse than it is with the chicken-McNuggets before they become nuggets. We personally tend to do the cleaning in the parking lot after the hunt, but if it's horrible weather and we need to get the dogs back inside and dried off, we'll clean them at home or the hotel. Just like with everything else in life, the rule should be "Don't be a jerk." and that counts with eating your greasy pizza off of the pillowcases the same as it does with throwing the gutpile away in the FAR dumpster. I know a good good friend who accidentally left 5 undressed pheasant in the hotel's fridge... and turned around and drove back the 200 miles to retrieve them.
Dang it.. now I want some Pheasant Parmesan... NOM!
@hiplains; with quail and dove you knock their little heads off and put em in a bag till you get back to the cleaning table at home camp.
oops, put the BIRDS in the bag, not the heads....hahaha..the heads get left behind for the coyotes...
Panty crickets are back!
I stayed in a hotel last weekend in Kent, Washington that said "There is a $10 charge for one small dog under 15 pounds. If you have a dog, please request a baby crib"
So human babies and peeing, flea-filled dogs stay in the same beds?? Wierd....
@ Hiplainsdrifter ... enexelent remarks today!
What does it say about the motel I work in that my first thought was, "Oh, I've got to show this to the manager so he can set up a game cleaning area for our guests!"?
Also that extra cleaning charge would be a really good idea.
I think the biggest trauma was to the housekeeper who had an experience eerily reminiscent of a certain scene in The Godfather, except (a) instead of a bed, it was a bathtub and (b) the head did not belong to a horse. I imagine she's still afraid to open closed shower curtains.
omg some of you people are stupid. "Game" is an animal that you hunted. they aren't talking about a cleaning game. use your brains.
LOLOLOL @ Hyena.
That's cute.
Hyena- I think they were making a joke...
MEXICAN maids had no idea what they'd be asked to clean up when they applied for the job! I sure hope they leave an EXTRA BIG TIP for Lupe!