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July 23, 2006 |
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I'm A Pew
FOUND by Cassady Benson
in Brooklyn, New York
I found this outside of a gym in Williamsburg. Instant laugh. Got my attention. Might have bought the pew if it were there still.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This reminds me of the whale in "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Did the pew suddenly wake up with a new awareness of its identity? And of its intrisic value? Holy shit indeed! Would that we could all have this full realization of self!
a true business man
thats one hell of a catch phrase.
HAHAHA that's great! It got a titter.
I can't stop laughing at this one. Every time I compose myself, I look at my screen again and have a relapse.
Holy Shit! It is, in fact, a pew.
Awsome, I'm almost crying right now.
I have absolutely no use for a pew, but I have to say, if I saw a pew with that sign, I would do ANYTHING to have it.
I really really really hope this was at a church bazaar.
Right on Julia! Glad to see some Hilltoppers on the site. Maybe this was from First Congregational or something? They seem most likely to swear, no?
BAA HAA hA HAAA HAHAHA!!
Simply amazing.
I think the original message might have been "I'm a perv", and the writer simply didn't complete the black outlines correctly. "Holy shit! I'm a perv!" makes more sense. As for the price, one can only imagine....
This cracks me up every time I see it.
Way too much money for a pew, though.
Elizabeth, you're a poet. Will you marry me? (I know Indiana's a long way away.) xxx
I have a mail-order ordination, so I could perform weddings for some friends. I think Elizabeth and Jonathan sound like a fabulous couple. As for "Holy Shit" the secondary exlamation be: "I'm a poo!"
(uh oh, a math question)
*pew* *pew*
"Holy shit, you got me!"
Old pews make wonderful kitchen seating, placed along the wall. Kind of like your own restaurant booth. And they refinish beautifully.
Cassady, you're a (f)ag.
( "miss yen dang" thats not very nice. )
Anyways, this amuses me.
If I had bought this Pew I would have framed this sign and hung it near the pew's location in my home. It would have caused hilarity every time I walked by.
If only......
The moment I read this I couldn't stop laughing because it can be read in two different ways, and both are funny. I am hoping others picked up on this!
A) Descriptive:
HOLY shit (I'm a pew!) - I was in a church, so I am something that is holy!
B)Awareness:
HOLY SHIT! (I'm a pew!) - Did anyone else see that I am a pew?!
Hahahaha that made me laugh!
Man, we got a pew for so much cheaper.
Man who fart in church s(h)it in his own pew.