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Bachelorette Party
FOUND by K Davis
in North Carolina
This gem was left on the copier of a local FedEx Kinkos. It appears as if some last minute changes had to be made to the list of word scrambles. I bet Grandma had a great time at the bachelorette party!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I'm going to be an usband in a couple years.
I love how someone found this list to be too risque and secular, so they crossed some things out (makes me wonder what words must have been even more scandalous than virgin and hunks) and replaced them with communion, god, pray, and bible. That's something my mom would have done.
wow, and people think bachelor parties get wild...
Don't look now, but I think the girrlewolf is sitting three stools down, writing down lines of conversations.
31. dippenchale cander
And then you take the first letter from each answer to come up with a mystery statement: "Grinding makes my legs hurt." And after that you have to think of Disney brides, or take a shot.
@Night in gale, priceless!!
hi
Reads more like the guest list to a Middle Earth alumni reunion.
Or one on Star Trek.
Oh Librarian, you have THAT right!
I had them over last week and Mogor and Grinvi trashed the place. Urrrggghh! Never again!
girrlewolf and serds are trying to spike the punchbowl to get this party going.
ahahahahaha! It would be funny, after consuming adult beverages, to tell everyone they have to pronounce these words.
What a great game that would be!
I'm glad she put the capital G in #28, otherwise I would not have figured it out.
Nightingale, it's good to see that you're still thinking about the FoundMagazine Board Game!! Whoo!
Rev, I'm sure you would have eventually figured out doG.
MOOONHEYN
XEROURHS
SKDI
GINKRDIR
ITCBH!
KCUFUOYHO!
THCEAGNI
FIINGHTG
ATSEIONPER
IDVOCRE
IDLSUPPCHORT
TLAISNIP
SLTOOTOFO
ORPE
CIEDSIU
23 is obviously a mistake. Moil is what keeps your mengine lubricated.
Happy Birthday to me! I don't care that that's not funny!
3. Celebrate Ho
4. Sad Bun
9. Domain For Ho
10. Erotic Pen
Happy Birthday!! not just another mouth
Yeah.. Happy B-Day, Not just another mouth!
@ Hiplainsdrifter ... Solid plot line, perhaps needs a little more character development. Also, dialogue is lacking a little ... but, then, that's one of your points, isn't it?
Cleverly post-modern short story.
Number 3, I assume, is supposed to be unscrambled to spell "bachelorette" but it's missing a second T.
I think #19 is already done for us.
I'm fairly surprised grandma didn't mark out PAGEHANDC (champagne). That is sinful stuff.
I actually know Irving, but there's no way in hell I could invite him to my wedding.
I am DYING to know what got crossed out!!! It must have been real raunchy!
#12 HUNKS? I never see hunks at weddings or the bridesmaid dress would be flying like the bouquet!
Here are the 6 words that were marked out:
yehmn
mgoras
tilalfeo
snucguniil
lanna
paucolnoit
If your were playing this game at a "shotgun wedding" I don't think that it would need to be censored!
er, I meant If you are -- not were!
I don't want to suffer the wrath of the grammar gods!!!
Hey, Lipstick Vogue ! Happy Birthday ! & it was funny !
My comment was about Moil, also. It's the only unscrambleed word. Isn't a Moil the guy at a bris (sp? I'm not Jewish).
@ Blended:
Touche' on #19.
I forgot to ask... what the heck IS #19?
Omil?
Olim?
Imol?
Ilom?
Liom?
Loim?
Moil?
Miol?
It MUST be moil. Maybe this WAS a shotgun wedding.
L-I-M-O
Oh! I get it. Limo ... as in 'limousine'.
But, Cotton ... LANNA?
... and yes, the "moil" (Mohel) is the guy with the knife at a bris.
Hence the line in Mrs. Doubtfire: "Oy, such a shandeh (disgrace)! I should never buy gribenes from a mohel".
(To save you the googling, 'gribenes' is fried chicken skin).
Pastor Z... Long time no post. Glad to have you back.
#19 would be "vile" I think.
Actually, I am lousy at these things. Anyone have the answers at the rest?
BOOOORING.
ZZZzzz...
Hey Flargy, Chrome and I want to go halfsies on Irving the Stripper for your bride-to-be's bachelorette party. Does grinding hurt her legs?
Happy birthday, Lipstick!
I love how there are words like "truth" "communion" "pray" ....and "hunks"?!?!?!
Feeling,
There are a couple that have me stumped too. This is what I"ve got:
1. Groom
2. Bride
3. Bacheloret[t]e
4. [H]usband
5. Wife
6. Virgin
7. Wedding
8. Bridesmaid
9. ?
10.?
11.Engagement
12.Hunks
13.Dress
14.Bouquet
15.Aisle
16.Flowergirl
17.Ring
18.Champagne
19.Veil
20.Dress
21.Honeymoon
22.Tuxedo
23.Limo
24.Rice
25.Love
26.Truth
27.Communion
28.God
29.Pray
30.Bible
They would be
9 Horn-maid foo
10 creeption
9) maid of honor
10) reception
Hahaha! Girrlewolf! Our California governor would say that word!
#9. Made of Honor
#10. Cornie pet. Niece pot. Pie Corn. Tie porn. Ugh. With dGo as my witness- I will figure this out!
@Highlander: Love it. You forgot DULETARY though. Every usband I've ever known was a filthy CEHARET. It pays to look for a guy with that special H.
Dag. While I was trying to solve, Left Brain got both and moved on with life.
Brava Left Brain!
(The only thing moving slower than my mind is the FOUND page when it loads.)
The religious ones at the end are strange.
Happy Birthday, not just another mouth! Hope it's still your birthday, wherever you are! I mean in whatever time zone the lipstick vogue is
Teacher, you should be in class. You're smart!
left brain, you're smart too!
I can never do these these dang word scrambly things.
Clover, I love you times ten. May you never need a new "DANSUB". (That's a pun-ny 'usband.)
Wull thank yuh.. thank yuh verrah much!
(happy early Elvis Day.)
SERDS is on there twice. They shoulda crossed one out and put a new nade-up one at the bottom to make up for it. woulda made it even more fun.
26. utRht - leads one to think that the first letter in the word is supposed to be R. Tricky.
Thank you clover! I wish more students were (smart, not necessarily in class ;) ).
By the way, thanks Left Brain! Those were bugging me.
#9-Bridesmaid
#10-reception
umm.
#8 is bridesmaid.
#9 is maid of honor.
There are several "GIRRLEWOLF"s i know.