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August 04, 2009 |
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Pooped...
FOUND by Will
in Chapel Hill, NC
I found this in a public library book.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I wonder what Meredith ate that made her stomach hurt? G...? grubs? grass? Grass always makes my dog puke.
Wow--to apologize for a poop. Gotta wonder what "G" is. Makes me think of "Dumb and Dumber".
Ok so I have seen "Say Anything" ALOT...did I miss a dookey scene????!!
Nice language and found in a library book? Hope it wasn't an English book. :)
She's talking about the "Say Anything" article thing in YM magazine, not the movie. It's kind of like the lame confession things in Cosmo. Not very note-worthy, but thought I'd clarify :)
Isn't G gangsters? This is for the Gs and this is for the hustlers.
Geez, doesn't Meredith know the household rules of survival? Deny! Deny! Deny!
What smell? Me? No, I didn't do anything? Why whatever could you be referring to?
Deny, baby, deny!!!
if i was the person this note was intended for, i'd be wondering how scott is. does he freak out if his girlfriend poops at his place? why did scott's status as himself, lead to my bathroom getting abused?
i don't think meredith lives with the recipient either. so it begs the quesiton, why did you leave the note at all.
"hey, i crapped in you place and it fuckin' stinks. and you might wanna sanitize your plunger."
kind of gross really. meredith seems classy.
nice handwriting though.
Was she eating some mary-G-wanna?
Nah, I guess not, because she's writing too coherently and legibly for that. How about:
Gunk,
Guacamole,
Grease,
Goobers,
Garbage,
Guava,
Gado-gado . . . .
Sad part is, though, that they DIDN'T "notice a strange smell" and wouldn't have been any the wiser except for Meredith's note, which they kept for a couple years and then lost in a library book only to see it end up here.
How very small do you think the chances are that anyone will write in today to say "Hey, that's me!"??
You know, gross.
I'm guessing GHB
And WHAT does "you know how Scott is" mean?
Would Meredith have 'dookeyed' elsewhere than the bathroom had Scott not been there?
Thanks, Dropping In. I had no idea....
She must have fallen in it, or her crush walked in on her mid-dookey to get in the "Say Anything" section in YM. They don't just take any ol' dookey story you know.
An introductory paragraph from the worst screenplay ever written.
it is currently in pre production by Touchstone Pictures under the working title: "What Have You Been Eating?" the part of Meredith is to be played with plucky honesty by Jennifer Lopez Ben Affleck is slated to portray the mysterious Scott
The casting director is reportedly still searching for the perfect "G"
"Eating" is supposed to be released in mid 2012, and will possibly cause the Apocalypse foretold by the Mayan Calender
Dookie Brothers had a hit with "Black Water" and "What A Dook She Leaves," both of which are believed to depict Meredith's poo story.
Meredith would have been better off finding some matches, and torching her note over the toilet bowl... ...but some how I think she's into scat and enjoyed sharing with writing her stankology dissertation...
Granola, Grape Nuts, garbanzo beans, gnochi, grits, guava, gelato?
I hope in the future, I can think of John Cusack/Lloyd Dobler without thinking of Meredith's dookie. {sigh}
Goddamn low-flow toilets don't flush worth shit.
Scott is of course , Scott Tissue. Obviously it was not sturdy enough for her, and she used so much of it that she plugged up the toilet.
She has not learned the old "flush often in between wiping" trick.
What book was it found in? The Story of G?
If it was in a book does it mean the toilet's owner might still be wondering what the smell is?
Has Meredith sworn off G and is now methodically testing the effects of H through Z?
I don't get why she left a note about this. Weird. I believe she must have been stoned.
to hiplainsdrifter : If she'd had matches it actually would have helped with the smell...all the better to burn the note and clear her conscience at the same time
on the one hand this is very courteous of her...nice to say you're sorry and all that
on the other hand, who actually owns up to this sort of thing? Or if they do go into this sort of detail? lol.
G- grass- as in pot?
Is that a one-eyed, long-nosed, double-chinned emoticon after the word smell?
Seriously, Meredith- do your business and move along.
Pathological.
What would you guess the plan to be leave the note in their reading material, but alas failure as the book is returned without checking or noticing the strange smell.
I thought girls didn't poo! (and if they do they don't plug it up)