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January 17, 2009 |
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Stuffed Fang
FOUND by Rosa Eaton
in Bristol, UK
My best friends found this and felt they should give it to me, I'm not sure how to take it. They found it on a suburban street. We think it must be stuffed.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Beads of sweat or bad acne?
Maybe they're teeth marks, Lawndude.
Seriously though, is that a dog? Looks like a baby, and I vote not stuffed.
No, look at its glassy eyeball. It has to be taxadermied. What the hell is it, though? An otter?
If I were a dog or wolf or coyote and ate that big a human ... well, I'd be stuffed, that's for sure!
Nice Cujo! There, there, take it easy fella!
I say it's a puppy, and Skippy needs Benzoyl Peroxide and a good loofa scrubbin...
Or perhaps a very weird piercing?
Aaaat laaaast, today's other Find! Whew!
I definitely think it's stuffed. Teeth and the shape of the mouth/head seem to say ferret, weasel or stoat. Just my idea though.
And yes, that's a particularly bad case of acne. Looks painful!
That guy could use some Proactiv!
Also,the nose looks plastic. Stuffed via taxidermy. The acne magnified is nauseating. Hope the guy made it to the dermatologist for some serious meds. Ick.
Do you think that piercing will get infected and raise his coolness factor?
Not stuffed. That is my vote. Look at the eye..looking directly at the guy!
I think one of the members of Paul Revere and the Raiders was named Fang.
that's what my forehead looked like when I used Paul Mitchell's salon formula with Awapuhi. I whined and complained and they sent me a full refund plus a $25 coupon.
Nah, I don't think that animal was alive in the taking of that photo, either.
And you guys are nastier than any achne for talking that way about someone's skin problem.
I say stuffed, and I think it could be a badger. The nose doesn't look like anything found on a living animal (I mean the animal's nose, silly, not the man's.) I wish I could crop this picture. If you removed much of the top right field, making the "bite" the center of the photo, you'd avoid most of the distraction the skin condition creates, and make a more interesting photo to boot. Oh well.
Definitely not a badger, neither the European nor American species. Wrong colour, and the head isn't broad enough.
Cropping the entire right third of the photo and lowering the top edge works for me (nice call, Phot-Ed in Disguise). Then we could clear up the skin condition in Photo Shop & clean up the scat in the black areas, and we'd have a keeper.
I immediately thought of ferret or weasel and they bite . But then again, I'm here in the states, and I don't know what kind of critters you folks have "Over There, Over There, they have stoats that feed on noses, so beware."
But I think this one is definitely stuffed because no small mammal I know of has a nose like that. Bad photography, bad taxidermy...
I'm 90% certain this is a stuffed British otter (we have a very similar specimen in the museum here in Reading), and an example of irresponsible museum-going behaviour. That kind of grease reeks havoc with taxidermy specimens.
I don't think the whole mess on his forehead is 100% all acne, I think it looks like when something gets stepped on and its on the sidewalk and gets those little bumps on it.
Never practice dentistry on wild stuffed animals. They clamp down hard and don't let go.
This one is obviously clamped down so hard that it's forcing every whitehead this guy has in his foreheard to the surface...
See, I was thinking it's stuffed and it is/was a fox. (looked too big for a ferret to me)
beastiality. obviously they are making out.
Maybe this is the way the daddy weasel (or stoat or otter or feral cat or whatever) feeds the baby weasel while the mama weasel is out hunting?
holy acne, batman!
PROACTIV DOES NOT WORK!!! it dried my face out, and then decided just to stop doing anything, thus, the appalachians were once again formed on my forehead. SEEK A DERMATOLOGIST IMMEDIATELY!!!
he has considerable forehead acne...ick. been there.
I find the dude's textured forehead much more intriguing than the fang-over-face part.