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January 20, 2009 |
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Now My Worrying Is Done
FOUND by Hiomy Salvat
in Middletown, DE
I found this behind the middle school in my town. It amused me.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I HATE it when girls get the same pudding as me!!!!
Yes, Hugh, that was stupid to dump a girl just for having the same pudding. I mean, her mom probably packed it in her lunch, and how was she supposed to know how Hugh felt about having matching pudding?
Hugh is worrying
no longer, but don't order
The same pudding now.
My brother's girlfriend
Does not like to eat pudding.
He's a lucky guy.
I would have damped the pudding poser too.
i think "hugh" is supposed to mean "huh". just sayin'.
I would never dump a girl for having the same pudding as me.
I have however dumped them for taking MY pudding, that's just unforgivable.
Dumping a girl for having the same pudding seems like exactly the kind of thing that would happen on Seinfeld.
pudding pudding bo budding
banana fanna fo fudding
fe fi fo fudding
pudding
dump dump bo bump
banana fanna fo fump
fe fi fo fump
dump
"Having the same pudding as me" was the grounds I used to divorce my first husband. True story.
I had to damp a girl before, tried to get her to share her pudding but wouldn't. Stupid Hugh did and later found out it was expired.
Oh No! That's not pudding. That's what you get when you don't wash your flaps.
Enough with the pudding!
The real questions (for me) are:
1) what did the girl who got this note say "yes" to? And
2)what in the world is the last line about? (she told Hugh she'd made a promise? She told him he would have to promise her something? who is promising whom what? what has Hugh gotten himself into?)
The authors brother had alot of girlfriends but he only had 2. That's what you get for being a pudding playa. This reminds me some of the movie "Punch Drunk Love", pudding can be essential to finding love.
The note writers name is "Stupid Hugh" - he is clearly warning her that she is had better be on her toes, as he had dumped his last girlfriend merely for biting on his pudding style.
The promise "Stupid Hugh" is looking for is that she won't date his brother - or possibly - promise him that she has dated his brother. Who apparently goes through chicks faster than porks chops disappear at a Baptist picnic...
(oops has not drat!)
Oh Farmer, now I want banana pudding. Drat the power of suggestion.
Inevitable Breakup Scene:
Stupid Hugh: I love you Number Two!
(Number Two opens lunchbox)
Stupid Hugh: What! Is that?! (points)
Number Two: What does it look like?
Stupid Hugh: (sobbing) What are you saying Number Two? I gave my heart to you! We made... (sob) a PROMISE!
Number Two: I'm leaving you Stupid Hugh. (opens pudding cup) I've been seeing your brother on the side. He knows how to satisfy a woman. He gave me his Tapioca.
Stupid Hugh: His Tapioca? He gives his Tapioca to every girl who will let him! He can't love you like I love you Number Two! (runs off sobbing)
Number Two: The proof is in the pudding Stupid Hugh. The proof is in the pudding.
Why are they writing about a girl in the first grade? Kids date in first grade?
@ fooch ... well, this one did until he "damped her".
(and don't we all just wish someone would sign in and say "hey, that's me! I got dumped in 1st grade over some pudding!!")
@Mom - Nice on the proof!
@Fooch - Kids date in the first grade all the time... You know like in those religious sects
down in Texas or Utah or where ever...
Then again there are those super weirdo's who let little kids have make believe weddings!!!
Sadly, the divorce rate is 100% - many of them seeking annulments immediately after the
cathartic event of the wedding itself (akin to a mass shooting spree where the killer
goes - What? And then feels bad). These kiddy divorces are usually nasty with the little
girls getting half of the boys snack pack puddings, having brought none to the equation.
Oh, how lovely it must feel to have all the worrying over and be finally settled down in a stable relationship. I'm sure this one will last forever and ever and ever. We all know that all the strongest of marriages are formed in elementary school via note's and pudding promises.
I support same-pudding marriages.
Bill Cosby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWUc-ZdnuA&
@ Mom Interrupted - that sounds like a plausable scene from a soap opera!
Gees, I'm glad I never have to do middle school again. All that Drama. All that worrying over girls and pudding cups and dating when you're 10.
I'm intrigued by the last line, though. "What is the promise?" Good question, Hugh. What did this girl promise that she won't tell you about? Maybe she promised never to have the same pudding as you, seeing as how you're so sensitive about that.
Pudding... euphemism?
The Promise: God's Purpose and Plan for When Life Hurts (2008) is a non-fiction self-help book written by Fr Jonathan Morris, a Roman Catholic priest, professor and news contributor and analyst for the Fox News Channel.
And Hooked on Phonics worked for me.
Wow, finally a find from Delaware!
(And, no, I have nothing more to add.)
I dumped a boyfriend in elementary school 'cause he tried to make me give him my shortbread cookie.
Never had any pudding problems, tho.
"The Promise" is also a really great 80's song by "When in Rome".
...leaving for school to stay all day with my first-grader...
can't believe it is a find from delaware! and from middletown! haha.
And I thought I dumped women for trivial bullshit like getting fat or being a bitch. I'll remember this pudding trick. This kid's going places.
my little brother spells "huge" that way..."hugh". maybe he was calling her huge.
It says 'stupid hag', but the guy can't spell.
I hate pudding unless it's the rimshot kind ;)
WOw dude you hit the old nail right on the head that time!
RT
www.online-anonymity.at.tc
I think he meant stupid HO, but had no idea how to spell it.