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February 20, 2009 |
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Camel Ride
FOUND by Reza Fuard
in Unknown
I had to produce a receipt to get 2hrs free parking at a shopping mall so I was rummaging around a bin when I found one; what caught my eyes was under the receipt.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Looks like Mr Camel offered her a smooch! Much as I love animals, I think I might wear just such an expression if camelkissed unexpectedly.
That chick on the left is way hotter than the dude on the right.
Dumpster diving for a receipt for two hours free parking? Was it worth that? Just how much was the parking??? And did Reza find the receipt or just this? And where is Unknown? Could that be where I spent that lost weekend in college?
So many questions!
the parking lot. But there was a fairly strong wind that day and the fine paint mist traveled, and several vehicles were damaged. Two of the owners sued the contractor, but ultimately the court ruled that they.....
.....Oh. Wait a minute.....
Never mind.
Looks like Farmer's been inhaling the pesticides again.
Which one's the camel again?
I'd walk a mile for a camel-toe.
That's upstate New York in the background there, isn't it?
(This photo really deserves a much better story, but I'm not at work at the moment, so I don't have the time to devote to it. I'll check in later to see how the rest of you are doing.)
The same thing happened to me: when my camel broke up with me, he tore me out of all the pictures.
Ah... Sweet dromedary love... I knew thee well...
looks like the camel leader is pretty well hung.
That's the problem with dating a camel. You get one hump, maybe two, and then it's over.
Ordinarily I'd frown upon dumpster diving, but in this case--- actually I still frown upon dumpster diving. Mostly because I know the kind of things I throw in them.
And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new camel! Watch out, they spit!
i don't know wether to be creeped out or just to wonder all day...
i just woke from a nap and had dreamed of a camel that looked exactly like this one, but i think this one is a bit more of an adventurer, considering the other one didn't even make it out of my grandma's living room...
hell, this is goin to confuse me for the rest of the day.
@ lying in jason mraz's arms: LOL!
Camel Driver: I have nice big surprise for nice American Tourist Lady if she just French-kiss Smokey my camel here?
I can't figure out that woman's teeth. Who has a mouth like that? Besides a fish, I mean.
It seems as though her wrist will be devoured by her watch.
...Hey Babe, what say you and me lose
Mr. Ackmed Pajama-pants? We can go find some oasis around midnight and we'll send this camel to bed? ...come on babe know your Daddy's a sultan a nomad known to all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS_VlIhKn6c
I am thinking that it wasn't the possibility of a smooch that was offensive...that camel may have had dragon breath (do they have 2 stomachs, like cows?..cud is a bit nasty..)
(You go, Reza! You never know what you'll find in a trash bin.)
wonder why it was torn in half.
I like how the dude on the left has his hand on tourist woman's back- it looks like he might be gently nudging her forward, toward the camel.
"Go now. you geev one leetle kees. You will find that thee camel he ees a very sensual creature..."
(does her shoulder bag there say Prague? I'm surprised she's not wearing a fanny pack.)
@ Fooch: All of us gals who used to be the hot chicks of our generation cringe like this when we're being forced to pose for some sappy tourist souvenir picture. Then, once we see how disgusting we look, we always tear the photo in half TWICE and toss it into the nearest shopping mall dumpster. Getting old sucks camel humps. We don't need to be reminded of it with a keepsake such as this.
@ Just Me: I don't think that's her teeth. It appears to be her lower lip all in a pout, with her double chin puckered up underneath.
Actually, having the young camel driver take her tenderly under his wing like this might be a real turn-on for the old gal, unless he smells as bad as his camel. By the breath-holding grimace on her face, I'm guessing she didn't accompany him back to his oasis after the camel ride was over.
This is an Eritrean wedding ceremony. White women in need of husbands come and become betrothed to some emir's camel. If the camel likes her, the emir may bring her into his household. Wedding planner and photog make a killing on "1001 Nights Wedding Adventures!" That's good marketing for you.
Best excuse for dumpster diving that i've ever heard.
note to self. If i ever have a pic that i dont want seen by anyone else, tear up the pics in tiny tiny pieces, then distribute the pieces to garbage cans in various places
cross-cut shredder, baby.
Having never been outside the good old US of A (except once into Quebec, by accident), I am absolutely amazed and intrigued by the scenery behind them. Are those buildings ancient? Are they modern? Either way, are they inhabited? Where WAS this picture taken?
Looks like Love at first sight to me!
Tall, dark and handsome with a great set of let me love you forever eyes. That matchmaker must be the damn devil!
The story here is retarded. Rummaging around in a "bin": a bin of FUCKING WHAT? Also, Reza, you are a fucking cheapskate. Fuck!
Anyway, a rather unremarkable find, and the title is misleading. However, the old skank's facial expression is pretty funny.
I know someone who kissed a camel. She says they are wet kissers.
She's the Mother of All Bitchsmiths...
She couldn't hang loose long enough
to have a little fun with Camel Boy on her Egyptian vacation.
Meanwhile...back home, the demon-children are enjoying their substitute teacher.
I've been bit by 2 different camels. Once while feeding another camel bread, a second camel came up and bit my upper arm and tried to eat it. Another time, I was feeding a camel and I had a band-aid on my finger. He tried to eat the band-aid and about took my finger off.
Chameau (2 humps)? ou Dromadaire (1 hump)?
Whatever, it has a cute face, like a llama.
C'est un dromadaire. Unn Dromadaire tres Jeune. Et tres confus. Les dromadaires, ça baise pas les vielles femmes!
Uh, Frottage, I'm fairly certain 'bin' is British for what we yanks refer to as the trash can. Evidently Unknown is located somewhere where the sun never sets.
And if you're not willing to occasionally rummage through a few bins, you're going to miss quite a few finds. Thanks Reza!
Tourist Lady got her vacation photos developed at the mall and discovered she made an ugly face (uglier than usual) while posing with Camel, ripped it, tossed it and never looked back. Little did she know, Reza would come along behind to get parking validation and publish it for all the world to see! Love it!
Camel: You took my toe you dirty lady!
Tourist Lady: I didn't! Back up off me!
Camel's Friend: Give his toe back. I seen you hide it down your pants.
At Busch Gardens in Tampa one year, I rode one of those huge scary roller coasters.. and you know how they take your picture at a "key" moment of the ride, then you can purchase a pic, or a tee with your pic? whatever. Well, after the ride, they display all those pics on monitors for the whole world to see...
My face looked just about like Tourist Lady's here. (as it happens, I was about 2 months pregnant, too- didn't know it yet.) Mortifying!
When you travel some where you experience so many moments which are unforgettable and I think this picture is also one of that funny moment. But that tourist lady didn't like it and she torn it off.
But for me its really nice!!