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August 20, 2009 |
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Icy Bag of Poop
FOUND by Molly
in New Hartford, CT
Whenever I go to the grocery store, I pick up any discarded shopping lists I see (it's my voyeuristic side). I found this one a few years ago. Totally normal on one side, and HELLO, pure pre-adolescent genius on the other.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Is Maple a pot-bellied pig that makes gargantuan turds? I wonder why he couldn't have flushed it down the toilet. Along with the typos, must not be the sharpest crayola in the box.
Maple is the bad coyote who was at the door and the only magazines that I would think would have "resale" value is porn and I ain't buying!!
haha this find made my rather shity week not as bad
im trying to picture someone who thinks putting poop in a freazer is the right thing to do - and i just cant....
My guess is that Maple may be their sick pet and the doctor wanted a stool sample to check something.
They live in an apartment and you don't want to put poop in the trashcan where it can get warm(er). This a sweet kid that is going somewhere in life...based on his grasp of English skills. Something that is usually lacking with the notes on this site.
(and now I'll try not to repeat or correct myself a dozen times.) Have a great night and day everyone!
We can only hope Mom found the note BEFORE she opened the fridge and found Maple's deposit!!
Maple? Short for Maple Sugar, maybe? Or is it a wooden pet? (kind of like ceramic cats)That might explain Jack's not knowing what to do with its poop!
I don't know...JACKSHIT
Sure hopes it smells like the dog's namesake.
Wonder if she's selling cooking magazines: Cold Shit on a Hot Night ... 10 Easy Ideas.
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I first read "...went out to SMELL some magazines..." O.o Whoa. Mimeograph paper is one thing, but magazines? Don't think so...
Dad get's home early that day.
"Oh someone made a chocolate treat for me!"
Hope Mom saw the note before she checked out the poo in the 'fridge.
Sweet boy, that Jack.
Hope it wasn't diarrhea.
PS - Jack... Next time just put it in the toilet and give it the "when it's brown flush it down treatment."
Do-it-yourself Poopsicles. Mmmm.
"...and while I was at it, I noticed that the bleu cheese smelled funny, so I put it in Dad's sock drawer..."
My kids would have left the poop there (for me to pick up). Maybe they would have put a paper towel over it or something--then call me freaking because there is poop on the floor and screaming at each other because they each think the other should pick it up.
Ah, a boy after my own heart.
OH MAN, this find is a treasure, really. I laughed so hard I was crying. Just the sincerity of the kid, thinking he's done something so helpful, and I love the MOM! at the start of it. He's so enthusiastic about what a good helper he was.....LMAO.....meanwhile Mom was probably on a frantic run for the bleach......HAH. :o)
Note to self: Do not eat anything from Jack's house.
Hahahahah!!! I can see my daughter doing this! I laughed at the find, and then I laughed at Feeling and Joey. This is one of my favorites lately.
Birthcontrol. Seriously. If your kid is old enough to go sell magazines door to door then they should be old enough to not put crap in the fridge! I mean, come on! Walk that crap out to the garbage on your way to sell the magazines! Geez!
This is classic! Imagine the look on her face when she opens her fridge and sees a bag of pooop!
I can't imagine ever thinking that that would be the right thing to do...saving it for later. lol
My favorite find this week!!
At least in the fridge it's not drawing flies....
(I hope Jack isn't in his 30's and living in his mom's basement.)
Hopefully mom sees the note before she goes looking for that ziploc bag of refried beans she was going to use in tonight's nachos.
Well - no wonder mom thought it was time to go shopping.
(What'll I cook for dinner? Hmmm, I'll check in the fridge and see what we've got. Oh no!! we have shit!! Better go to the store now!)
FABULOUS! This is just the funniest thing that i've seen on this site to date... thank you so much for sharing it, i LOVE this site!!!