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February 28, 2009 |
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I Am Soooo Big
FOUND by 45rpm
in Bristol, UK
These were left at an old police station.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The new cast for Reno 911?
I realize these are cops, but after viewing the first two, what began to run through my mind? The Loove Boat...soon we'll be making another run...
Have you ever seen The Thin Blue Line with Rowan Atkinson?
You beat me to the Reno 911 reference.
Makes me want a Cornetto.....
And to think our safety is in their hands...oh dear...LOL
Officer Big has his head designated "out of use", an unusually honest remark for a policeman (see the lamely captioned officer "Too Sexy" and officer "Sooo Big" himself)I bet the guy who wrote the captions is the one who takes down statements.
Ah, nothing like a glimpse into the working day of our police to bring out one's inner judgenmental bitch...
Until I got to the last one I thought that whoever wrote them chose the captions based on the thought, "What random inappropriate caption would make no sense here?"
"I don't think that's meant to go [to?] their [what?]" (Poor That. He thought he was going to eat at Ruth's Chris tonight, but he ended up making a wrong turn and pulling his car through their back kitchen)
"I am Sooo....big" is a caption I would expect on as picture of a baby with its hands spread out.
obody's really sure how she got it, because she doesn't really look the part, but she was widely known for her willingness to come across with a lit.....
....Oh. Wait a minute.
Never mind.
Looks like even the Brits can't get the "their, there, They're" thing right either. That drives me so fucking crazy! Happy Saturday everybody.
This looks like the cast of a low-budget porn.
"Oh Officer! I've been sooooo bad. You should handcuff me."
The captions make a lot more sense with my porn theory.
"I don't think that's suppose to go there." (She didn't do her butthole bleaching- so the butt is not cameo-ready.)
"I am sooo... BIG." (Of course you are- that's why we hired you.)
"I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts." (So, she takes it off- you know, so she can work comfortably. Enter first officer. Scene commences.)
Hank's right there with the their, there, they're.. but something that kind of annoys me is in the bottom picture caption- WHO makes the letter X like that? (inside out parentheses or something.) It Hurrrrts!
IS the smiley guy in the top pic wearing something on his head, or is it speakers or something else on a high shelf behind him? if he's wearing something, what the hell is it? He looks like FUN to be around.
Out of Use.. good catch!
Kind of like, "You had to have been there" to get it.
Because I don't
heh-heh
Their using they're best English, but there use of "their" is annoying.
Farmer...get over yourself.
... yeah, and speaking of tools.
until pic 3 I thought it was flight attendent break-room antics
HOT FUZZ!!!!!!
David Byrne used to be a policeman!?!?!
I think it's sweet! The dorky inside jokes are rather endearing...
Funny..thought the same about David Byrne..
Did the guy in the second picture remind anyone of Kevin Spacey in Midnight in The Garden Of Good & Evil???
pretty sure those are surveillance system video monitors above the first guy's head-
What we're not seeing is the photos, which surely exist, of them interrogating prisoners around the groin and kidneys.
@ There's a Rumble: I have a friend who draws her X's like that and every time I see it, for some reason it drives me insane.
These were found in an OLD Police station"
What!?
There is just some old empty abandoned police station? Where people just walk in and mill about?
i'd love to find an abandoned police station! that would be so fun!!!
It's entirely possible that the old building is being repurposed, and the Finder is on one or another phase of construction.
Or maybe the Finder's one of a gang of hooligans, thugs, and ruffians, squatting in the old building, thumbing their noses at "the man."