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Not a Future Pimp Then?
FOUND by Squid McGlamery
in Boca Raton, Florida
Found this on the beach. You have to wonder where this assignment came from, and what they did to deserve it. I like the way the person chose to alter their writing style in order to fit where the side is ripped away.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
This sounds like something my grandpa would make me write if I tried to get away with lying to her lol. He is always saying "slick" when referring to someone who is trying to get away with something...usually in reference to politicians lol.
Opps...I meant *lying to him* lol. It has been a long day...
hah my little brother got caught with some of my mom's money in his bag down the shore last weekend..he shoulda had to write that.
Haha, cute.
Maybe this was written by a fledgling politician - another promise made to be broken.
reminds me of The Simpsons.
LOL! Reminds me of primary school.
I...I...I..I..I..I...will..will..will..will..not..n good old times...
Im just so entertained by this one - I'd love to know what was done to try to be slick! Maybe he was trying to hit on older girls.
I thought the same, counterfeit note. However, hope this person learns from his mistake. Bart never does, but then if he were good like Lisa, the Simpsons would be boring.
Regardless of how many times someone forces some slick bro to write this down, there's no avoiding being slick for some of us. We don't have to try. And let me tell you; it's a blessing and a curse. Ladies, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Oh, Eggsy, my bro.... I for sure know what you're talking about. You should use your powers for good and not evil. I picture you writing this out, and leaving your phone number, with a ;-) at the end. Slick till the end.....
Oh, I hope he keeps at least a little bit of slickness! As eggs pointed out, I'm sure he can't get rid of it altogether anyway.
Notice it doesn't say he will not *be* slick. It says he will not *try* to be slick. I'm seeing a big difference there.
I thought the finder's name was a crock of shit. It's not. You should be the drummer in a Jimmy Buffet cover band! That would be slick! Rock on, Squid McGlamery!
Did anyone watch WWF wrestling in the mid eighties? Remeber that pimp-looking manager named Slick? Maybe this kid was trying to bite that guy's style.
Ha ha! Djinn! I was just gonna say the same thing!
There is a big difference between not bein' and not tryin'...
Oh it says "slick" I think im dislexic cause i totally read it as "sick" and i thought the person was either anorexic or something...oops.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
I will not try to be so frickin' awesome.
It'll be difficult.
Thanks Flargy. My company just lost an hour of productivity while I went on a Wikitangent about Mid-South Wrestling.
Eggs, if the kid was as slick as you say, he'd not have to write it out. He'd be charming the adult that is trying to discipline him.
Obviously, this is a loser who, attempting to be slick is instead incredibly embarrassing to his parents, his probably divorced parents.
He's at the beach with his dad, asking girls who are WAY to old for him and WAY too young for his dad if they'll let him put suntan lotion on them.
I love the Simpsons similarity but did the kid really have to use pink AND purple ink? They clearly tried and Failed at being slick.
"Gaa. Get a pen, Sideshow Bob!"
Good to hear from you Rex. You all about covered it.
My mom use to make me do these!! I dont think I ever wrote about being slick... but I do recall having to write about being home on time. By the end my hand would be all cramped up... when I learned about computers and the "cut/paste" feature I tried to be slick and do my work on the computer... damn mom figured it out though when it only took me a few minutes to write 100 sentences. Sigh... I cant wait until my kids are old enough for me to torture like that.
Oh- Kim, I dont think he (or she?) used pink and purple ink... probably the purple (or blue??) was faded or got wet from being outside. Well.. I should probably get back to work... but I mean, if my work didnt want me on the internet all the time maybe they should have blocked this site like they blocked post secret... oh well... money well spent.
this reminds me of speed racer
I heart this find times millions.
"I like the way the person chose to alter their writing style in order to fit where the side is ripped away."
hmmmm....isn't that being just a little bit slick?
I had teachers when I was young that would make me write the same sentence over hundreds of times as punishment for just being me, I was rather "spirited" and prone to pushing as many boundaries as I could find...I feel like I know this kid.
...as Yoda says: "There is no try; do, or do not"
See Bill, I told you not to piss Hilary off.
what's wrong with being slick, slick?
hahahaha
if my moms were making me do this right now it'd look like this:
i will not hang myself or play in traffic for others' entertainment and money
i will not hang myself or play in traffic for others' entertainment and money
i will not hang myself or play in traffic for others' entertainment and money
i will not hang myself or play in traffic for others' entertainment and money
i will not hang myself or play in traffic for others' entertainment and money
i will not hang myself or play in traffic for others' entertainment and money
she is very worried about me.
It seems people are assuming this note was written by a boy. I've seen many young girls strutting around pulling down on their bikini tops because there wasn't anything to keep them from snapping up to their neck.
When the spam question asks the sum of "five times five," wouldn't that be spelled out: twenty-five? I guess not.
Finger, it seems everyone likes to assume even we who comment are male.
I've already been called Mr. Decibel, when in fact I am a girl.... decibel always sounded feminine to me! I don't get the male aspect, at all. I guess I should choose a less asexual name, such as Betty.
i had to do these too.
"i will not be a disruption in class
i will not be a disruption in class
i will not be a disruption in class
i will not be a disruption in class
i will not be a disruption in class
i will not be a disruption in class"
it didn't work... i'm a disruption everywhere i go.
Decibel, for me it's an assumption based on experience. You see, everyone I've ever met named "Decibel" has been hung like an ox.
LOL wow.. My little cousin found something similar to that burried in the sand but I don't really recall what it said but it was written in some cheap blue ink pen.
this reminds me of times when i tried to be slick to impress a boy and completely failed by falling or something, then in my head thinking: next time, i will not try to be slick, i will not try to be slick...
and, hey, Rex. It wasnt the kids dad who made him write the lines, it was his mom, who found the too young/too old girl putting the lotion on one of them
We have some old baby books of my father's, and they're filled with quite a few things from grade school. Once, he skipped school all afternoon to stay home and watch cartoons, and the teacher made him write
"I will not skip school" a hundred times. But he shirked out and the last page just says "no skipping" over and over.
wikitangent.. omg. i love that word. did you make it up, turbo? its perfect. i go on foundtangents, tho.. looking up founders..... finds... you know.
ooh..spam protection...division now. it's getting more challenging by the day.
When I was ~8yo & home alone with my sister, I opened the door for the UPS guy when he rang the bell. My dad pulled in right as I did it and was furious I was opening doors to strangers. My mom made my sister and I write 100 times "I will not answer the door for strangers" and bought us a book about stranger danger (which ended with, it's ok to open the door for the Easter Bunny because EVERYONE knows the Easter Bunny!).
(of course, what if it's a stranger dressed up as an easter bunny? What do I do then?)
(the easter bunny is slick)
"What number comes after 20?"
What NUMBER comes after 20? What number COMES after 20? What number comes AFTER 20?
After 20 what? Number of what? I knew a 28 that came after a 20. Even a 52, but there was money involved. I knew a number who came for decades after 20. Millions of numbers come after 20.
This may never get posted.
in 4th grade, my homeroom teacher would make us write:
'i must use my fingers to impresss upon my mind, the things i have so often been told, but as of yet, have failed to remember. i will not...'
private schools are very slick.
my dog is very slick
I actually was always WAITING and WISHING for a teacher to make me write repetitive sentences for punishment in grade school, and they never did. I wanted to do it for some reason and I was so disappointed! I felt I was missing out on a rite of passage.
So one time when my teacher was admonishing me, I suggested "Well, why don't you make me write it 100 times on the blackboard?" She was at a loss, and then stammered, "Yeah...OK...why don't you?" I was SO happy! And I did it!
Rex, I too am worried about you.
P.S. All of the months come before July. How much before?
Pixi in Amherst, MA said:
When I was ~8yo & home alone with my sister, I opened the door for the UPS guy when he rang the bell. My dad pulled in right as I did it and was furious I was opening doors to strangers. My mom made my sister and I write 100 times "I will not answer the door for strangers" and bought us a book about stranger danger (which ended with, it's ok to open the door for the Easter Bunny because EVERYONE knows the Easter Bunny!).
(of course, what if it's a stranger dressed up as an easter bunny? What do I do then?)
What if it's the friggin' BUNNY MAN!! If you're from MD or VA, you'll get it....
Oh, Midlife Crisis, if you weren't having a midlife crisis I'd marry you... Unless you're rich and/or incredibly beautiful... let's keep our relationship completely physical and emotionally empty.
You made my mathematical day... sorta can answer the five times five question with 0 if you think about it long enough... Tee hee. Found math problem of the day?
Or not... people fear math.
Somebody wised up. My question is: What comes next? 'Monday Tuesday Wednesday ?????'
Kudos to Midlife Crisis and Kate. You too Finger. I needed the laugh Crisis. Thank you for ending my day from hell in such a fine manner.
I'm damned to answer Thursday. Damn.
I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS STUPID.
Wonder what he WILL try to do then?
i wonder how many people are pretending to be SALT.
could it be that there is no SALT at all, and everyone is impersonating everyone else?
I would imagine that Rex hangs himself and runs into traffic with all safety measures in place...
oh who am i kidding. Rex.... playing in traffic is one thing, but hanging yourself? what kinda art is that?
I don't think that this was written by either a boy or a girl. I think this was written by a man that was on the beach with his wife or g/f. She turned away for a few minutes to tend to something. Upon returning she finds him trying to be "slick" flirting with a beautiful, young girl on the beach. ok...so that's what came to my mind..lol!
mona- it's the kind of art that makes it hurt when i swallow or blow my nose still, four days later. it's also the kind that makes the 16 year old emo kids who requested it guiltily suck the mop. "Why did i just pay a dollar to see a guy do that? What's wrong with me?"
Safety measures are for OSHA. I'm just glad i didn't break my neck.
armyofthearts.blogspot.com
I'm glad you didnt break your neck, too, Rex.
i'd look at your blogspot, but the internet monitors in my place of business have blogs blocked. i'm just waiting for the day when they block me from found. already cant look at post secret. insurgent theatre, i figure, is the next to go
decibel - Maybe try Decibelle. That might help.
(again - clarification. What is THE number before twelve. Not "what comes before 12")
MonaLisa, I was trying to find a word that would describe how, when I visit Wikipedia to look up how old Johnny Thunders was when he died, I start going farther and father away until I realize I am reading about The Kids in the Hall.
Decibel, I associate your name with Rock and Roll, therefore assume you have balls the size of church bells.
On the rare occasion I do get a spam question, the ones with numbers confuse me. Am I suppose to spell the number or just use the number? Does it go both ways, like Flargy?
Turbo, you hit the nail on the head, fer shurrrr....
How old was Johnny Thunder? and have you seen the kids in the hall? they are classic.
Spam sometimes takes written numbers, too. Just like Flargy, i think its a convenience thing.. you know, do whoever lands in your bed kinda thing.
ummmmm...who is this friggin' BUNNY MAN? I'm a little scared already... is he slick?
I used to have to write repetitions if I did something wrong...from my parents.