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August 27, 2009 |
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Trivia!
FOUND by Julie
in Saint John, NB, Canada
I found this on the UNBSJ campus. It's written on the back of an assignment about Thoreau's "Walden" (which got a C).
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
It doesn't matter what I think, what's important is that I'm here now.
I’ll do anything to become a professional writer, except write
Hmmm…the plan to get famous appears to be based on being a neurotic with anorexia nervosa and a smoker’s cough.
Yep, she’ll make the news alright, at least the obituaries, and soon.
She blames the sneakers on her "orthos"? Her onions? Her what, now?
Chronic narcissism infuriates me.
Clearly following the beat of a different drum machine.
Sounds just like the kind of person I want to hang with! Please tell me her name was on the reverse!
Regarding #7, most gynecologists would frown on this behavior (as would optometrists and 4 out of 5 dentists)
This person is narcissistic about her narcissism
I hope this was a suicide note.
Ahh college kids.
I'd love to see all Universities implement a mandatory college course to be taken just before graduation. It should be called: "You Are Not Special. Carry On."
YAY im from saint john too! was there a name on the reverse?!!?
Enumerated lists infuriate me.
I think it's other people's chronic coughing that infuriates the writer, not his/her own (though for some reason I think this is a female).
Interesting use of nurse's shorthand...the arrows & checks.
"I am an expert on other people's lives." A lot of people are. Particularly those whose own lives are a shambolic mess.
She blames her constant wearing of sneakers on her orthos. Orthodontist, orthopedist, her Orthodox Jewish friends..
She clearly is writing to be funny. She strikes me as witty and confident. Where's the shame in that?
interestingly enough, here's the classification of the giant bug we found yesterday... (thanks, Griffinsticks!)
kingdom Animalia
phylum Arthropoda
class Insecta
order ORTHOPTERA
family Stenopelmatidae
genus Stenopelmatus
species fuscus
I give this side a C too.
!. Neat handwriting that is hard to read, infuriates me.
@. I don't believe you about your academic retention ability.
#. Meep, Meep
$. Please go to the doc, you're overdue for a pap smear.
%. This is the laziest introspection, ever.
@OriNoco –
Thank you for “those whose lives are a shambolic mess”…
Shambolic mess. Rolls off the tongue (and complicates lives, to boot!)
Now- regarding #1 - shoe-wear...
@ baby basil in the herb garden
"She blames the sneakers on her "orthos"? Her onions? Her what, now?"
>>>Maybe bunions??
casual dressy in Chucks said: "She blames her constant wearing of sneakers on her orthos. Orthodontist, orthopedist, her Orthodox Jewish friends.."
>>>Must be her Orthodox Jewish friends, or as Geek NOT pointed out......
Geek NOT in My Mom's Basement: "Regarding #7, most gynecologists would frown on this behavior (as would optometrists and 4 out of 5 dentists)"
>>>Orthopedists, too.
That would be ooooold advice, to wear sneakers.
[not lettin' anything get past me here...]
Whst is with the repetitive posts of crap today? Orthos are orthotics duh get ovet it.
i didn't know the 2nd Street drama bitches were canadian
10.??? are you kidding me? that's us..yes..most definitely...yep. it's us, alright. we've all thought it!! and with every spam protection question we get correct..the thought is validated. fo sho.
@ wish in g someone had something funny to say
I suppose you think your whiny pansyass post added something interesting to the mix?
no, but yours sure did.
@ #1: Why didn't she just cross out the "not"?
I don't like this person.
@ "wishing": So what are "orthotics", oh all-knowing wise one?
Unless of course you've misspelled something else...
Orthotics (orthos) are inserts that people wear in their shoes to solve foot pain, back pain etc. They don't fit in all shoes - with good quality sneakers you can usually take out the insert and put your orthotic in.
In other words, she has flat feet.
Wasn't Orthos one of the Three Musketeers?
Oh, wait..that was Porthos.
Never mind.
@bookbinder -- I think Orthos was one of the 7 dwarves...
Jeez, people. Since when is writing about oneself automatically narcissistic, particularly when there's no sign that the writer ever planned to show this to anyone? Is my sarcasm detector broken, or are most of you truly unable to tell that 1, 2, 5, and 10 are tongue-in-cheek?
I think I WOULD like to hang out with this person. I like their honesty and dry sense of humor.
I try not to dress too, but I keep getting foiled with those trumped up public indecency charges.