March 18, 2009

Red Shorts Boy
FOUND by Nicolio in Indio, CA
At Coachella, my friend Phil was attracting all the men because all he was wearing were these red booty shorts. I guess the boys who parked next to us wanted to get in them-- we found this on our windshield!
l in law on the case
It was written by GIRLS - boys can't draw freehand hearts!
+ March 18, 2009 02:46 AM +
Mom Interrupted in handwriting analysis forensics.
I dunno 1 in law. That handwriting doesn't look "round" enough to belong to a girl. Though, the sentiment sounds girly, "we were shy...".

If only they had drawn an anatomically correct smiley face... Now we shall never know for sure.
+ March 18, 2009 03:58 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
earing nothing but these itty-bitty red shorts. Well, you can imagine my chubby. He had these rock-hard abs (remember dreamy Davey, from Frisco? Like that!), so I wrot
+ March 18, 2009 05:01 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ Farmer ... Davey? Davey Crockett??
+ March 18, 2009 06:37 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

And this was found at "Coachella". That's got nothing to do with coaching and gyms and workouts (well, directly). It's a music and arts festival. One with lots of rules.

http://www.coachella.com/event/rules-faq

And, apparently, one with guys in red American Apparel 'Work it Out' outfits.
+ March 18, 2009 06:43 AM +
Jan in the office with a steamy cup of coffee
"The Red Shorts Diary," the sequel to David Duchovny's "The Red Shoes Diaries."

He could even use the same tagline: Trapped by a Burning Secret. Torn by a Blazing Desire
+ March 18, 2009 07:41 AM +
Feeling in coherent
Apparently Phil has a web site. It doesn't appear to have anything to do with music festivals though.

http://niceredshorts.com/

+ March 18, 2009 07:55 AM +
Snarky in a Socialist Regime
@Feeling, I'm so afraid to hit that link. Way too early in the morning...
+ March 18, 2009 08:00 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

Nicolio Cornholio?
+ March 18, 2009 08:21 AM +
Geek NOT in my mom's basement
@Snarky, I hit the link and it's a blog. It didn't seem to have anything to do with red shorts, so I left disappointed.
+ March 18, 2009 08:29 AM +
nobody in nowhere, doing nothing but writing anonymous notes
i remember being a teenager and having crushes on "boy in mickey mouse shirt" or "guy with upside-down heart-shaped butt" - never got to the point of writing a note, though.

really - was this just to compliment the guy, cuz there can be no real return on an anonymous note like this, right? maybe, they just wanted to make his day a little smilier...
+ March 18, 2009 09:17 AM +
Mom Interrupted
@nobody in nowhere: "maybe, they just wanted to make his day a little smilier..."

It's a note from Will! That little worm and his backpack are everywhere!


(Farmer, I don't know why, but the word "Chubby" made me snort. I'm so simpleminded.)
+ March 18, 2009 10:35 AM +
Sara
@Mom - This is totally a note from gay boys. Some gay boys are so girly it will make the girly girls throw up a little in their mouths... but they're still cute lol
+ March 18, 2009 10:48 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

Or maybe it was written by a couple of older women from the Red Hat Society who were, you know, 'on the hunt.'
+ March 18, 2009 12:04 PM +
Muse on the Loose
All the men were staring at Phil at Coachella. The boys in the car next to Phil and Nicolio knew where they were parked, so when the other men asked, they told. One of them put a note, and then another came over, pulled it over, and put on another note. The note had been replaced a million time by the time Phil and Nicolio returned.
+ March 18, 2009 02:17 PM +
Muse on the Loose
*pulled it off

*time
+ March 18, 2009 02:17 PM +
Muse on the Loose
*Auuugh! TIMES, not time!
+ March 18, 2009 02:18 PM +
JaneSays in Minnesota
@ Sara good call
+ March 18, 2009 04:18 PM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
You were at Coachella??

Lucky!!
+ March 18, 2009 10:45 PM +
innocent bystander
Guys can draw freehand hearts, they are just afraid they'll look whipped or gay.
+ March 19, 2009 12:32 AM +
Coachella-goer in ca
coachella is awesome.... i think i remember the guy in the red shorts.
did he have brown hair?
+ March 19, 2009 11:22 AM +
BamaBelle in Dixieland
It looks like girls' handwriting to me! I'm a teacher and I've seen many handwriting samples, but this one screams female.
+ March 19, 2009 12:42 PM +
:- |
(let me just add my contribution to the
LAMEST.
Comments.
EVER.)
+ March 21, 2009 10:48 AM +
Lobstar in Bloomington, IN
Is this him?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/22724617@N07/2451
+ March 21, 2009 08:27 PM +
Night in gale
I was really hoping Flargy would pull his red pen out of his red short shorts and shake things up a lil bit.
+ March 21, 2009 09:19 PM +
YK Who in YK Where
Ohh, Lobstar, your like pointed to a "not the page you're looking for" Page. But I'm wondering.. was it THIS guy?
http://tinyurl.com/redshorts


I'm still looking for the gorgeous Hippie guy who photobombed our picture at the Autzen Stadium Dead Shows, Father's Day weekend.. when was that? 1994? MAN he was good lookin'.
+ March 22, 2009 10:55 AM +
Ashtree in Nowhere
Did anyone read more into the "Coachella" festival? its got some kick-ass bands assoc. with it ie:
-The crystal method
-Paul McCartney
-Morissey
-Theivery Corp.

Wow. i could go on....
+ March 23, 2009 09:10 PM +

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