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April 03, 2009 |
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And That's An Order
FOUND by Bob
in Unknown
I found this at work.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Something very scary or very funny is going to happen at 4.
Erm, Mr. Mazzacane, we're going to need your real name to approve this performance.
I can tell you from experience, if you are on crutches, leave early.
yes...
either the toilet will be out of order at 4 or the writer will do something to Loren at 4, that she should have an empty bladder for. I hope it's the latter
Definitely misread the finder's name as Bob from Urinetown.
I have to have those kinds of reminders all the time. Very frustrating life I live. ;[
I write these kinds of notes to myself all the damn time. Then I forget where I put them (hence: You'll be sorry!).
It's these kids of mine! They've sucked the intelligence out of me via the umbilical cord and now I can't remember anything!
...because loren doesn't know when to go on her own?
Ah yes, a clumsy set-up for the old Saran wrap over the toilet bowl trick. I thought April Fool's Day was earlier this week.
My only real question, though, is whether Loren will be sorry for going pee before 4:00, or if she DOESN'T go pee before 4:00.
4:01pm
Serve large glass of cranberry juice - request she guzzle it down!
Turn on all faucets!
Flick switch on indoor trickling waterfall!
Request her filling 6 empty icecube trays!
annnnnddd...
surprise dual Kidney punch!!!
@ mom interrupted
It not just your kids. I've got 3 that I'm home with during the day, and I can't even remember what I was going to write at this very moment.
I'm sure it would have been very clever (or so I'd like to think)
Lauren ny friend
Your sister will ambush soon
Peeing seems wise
Or, Lauren replies...
Your note is kind but,
Your concern is unfounded.
I've peed in your bed.
Mom shouts...
OK now you two.
What's going on in this house?
There's pee in the bed!
My first thought is it's from Loren's mom, who's mandating a drug screen from her teenaged daughter. NLT 4 PM today, or she'll be sorry. Failure to provide the requested specimen will result in complete and total groundation, including Loren's loss of cell phone and computer priveleges, for a term of no less than three weeks...
privileges.
That's when the bomb is set to explode! Muahahahahaha!
Carl,
You better walk home from work today or YOU'LL be sorry.
Loren
@hiplains & feeling....you two should go on the road together...i'd buy a ticket...
bob found this at work? who there is not grown enough to know when to visit the potty? are they also on a drinking schedule? no more pepsi after 6pm, young lady, or i'll tell the boss you wet your chair again!
then again, bob maybe wrote this to loren because it's a unisex bathroom and 4pm is when his daily lunch of cabbage and beans kicks in...
The thing about ceramic cats? Nobody's ever had to remind one when to go pee.
3 o'clock coffee break + 4 o'clock meeting = bladder discomfort
Hiplains and feeling- yeah. what gardener said. Hit the road. I'll chip in for your one way tickets, too.
(just kidding, Feeling in coherent.)
I totally get this! I have a long commute and if I forget to pee before leaving work, I am REALLY sorry.
Good note-to-self.
It's fun to pee at four thirty p.m....
I wish it said art work like how I initially thought it read..
...for want of a conjunction, the meaning was lost...
So, I choose to add and "If" at the beginning and construe the following:
If (you) go pee before 4:00pm, you'll be sorry
(because the "aroma" from recent deposits will not have dissipated before that time).
Since none of the Finds posted on April Fools' Day was really an April Fools' Find, I think this is just late.