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March 13, 2008 |
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Loveliest Prisoner
FOUND by Joshua Antoine
in Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Found outside my office.
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and once again...
i blame this on the pillsnbooze.
(and then the poohs and bills...)
kinda creepy
I don't get it.
She does look pretty wasted. Doesn't matter what kind of jail she's in... whether she's having fun behind a chair pretending this is jail, or actually got arrested because of whatever she got trashed with... she's having a good time. I mean... look at her outfit! That's all she needs. If we would all wear a pink long sleeved shirt with a multi-coloured tank top over top... we could have as much fun as her.But this will never happen. Wanna know why? Colour isn't cool anymore... nope. We all wear black... the colour of our souls. Maybe in another ten years we can have some fun again...
It reminds me of Mardi Gras for some reason. She has kind of a sly grin on her face, too. Love it.
this photo is gorgeous. it looks sort of enhanced and photoshopped and really intentional and possibly obnoxiously conceptual. but also, simultaneously, like some fantastic psychedelic mistake that somehow produced these intensely beautiful colors and random patterns, so it looks as though the image is slowly smoldering away.
Man, that is soooooooome Afro.
Don't let her out. Ever. Just don't. Trust me. Don't. Really.
This is your brain.... This is your brain on drugs!
Fiery hair.
Well if you look at the time stamp this pic was taken 5 days before Halloween. So I think its some sort of costume get up shes wearing. And also I dont think its a jail setting. Its the back of a old fashioned chair with a really high back on it. Cause the suposid bars stop on eather side of her. It dose look like it was photoshoped some how tho. Thas the only part I don't understand intresting indeed.
When I first looked at it I thought, "What is up with her nose" until I realized that that was just something that was on the photo itself.
she has weird knuckles. I bet she was beating people up, that's why she's locked up behind that windsor chair.
Jen.. two words for you.. use some freaking punctuation.
This was the original album cover design for Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album. However, after Michael's psychedelic nerve was severed in a grisly plastic surgery mishap, he decided to go with the playboy look instead (including the playboy/pedophile/bestiality practitioner photo inside the album of him wearing that suit and playing with the baby tiger).
Does anyone else see more than one face in this picture?
First thought - Mel B from the Spice Girls.*
Second thought - something spilled on this photo, creating the firey hair effect.
*No, I don't dig on the Spice Girls. But I shamefully read the celebrity gossip sites and when all the biz was going on with Eddie Murphy, there were pics of Mel B everywhere.
She seems so at peace with her impending doom.
I'm suprised by the negativity of the comments.
I think this is unintentionally very beautiful and artistic.
I hope everything is ok with you Mona. I agree about the punctuation, but I've noticed a different temperament from you lately. If you've just decided no more matronly sweetness from Mona I support that. Write what you feel!
M.L. in the Louvre: Which two words of "use some freaking punctuation" were the ones you intended for Jen? And how come Jen's punctuation lapses bother you, but you don't mention all the spelling errors?
Someone:
Do you really think these comments are negative? And are you actually surprised by negative commentary? If so, I'd like to welcome you to the Found Magazine comments board. Hold onto your hat - you ain't seen nothin' yet
Lost:
No need to justify your musical tastes, or even accidental exposure to certain music. Shit, I just made an unabashed reference to Michael Jackson, and I don't care what anybody has to say about it.
This is the ugliest poo hat yet.
I also find it interesting that Canadian cameras date stamp in that day-month-year thing.
I can't get a girl feel from this because it looks like my friend Justin but with a coke thumbnail. And a diarrhea hat.
@Turbo - I agree with the diarrhea hat. It looks so gross.
Aside from that though, this reminds me of my high school years... Sex, drugs, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, and Jesus in Munn Park... Good times...
inna chair. psychadelic colors from old fashioned water damage to non-digital glossy photos.
John, do you also see orange and yellowish clouds framing the faces? You're hallucinating. Stay where you are until you come down and stay away from windows and mirrors.
She's a baby in a playpen for Halloween. All she needs is a cardboard box!
I don't know why but everytime I look at this photo my favorite quote from the Princess Bride comes to mind:
Westley: "To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Prince Humperdinck: And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . .
Prince Humperdinck: And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.
Westley: Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.
This looks like a Jimi Hendrix experience...
Winston -PB is one of my favorite movies ever!
Eric Idle: Your head's on fire.
John Cleese: Excuse me?
Eric Idle: Your head. It's on fire.
John Cleese:... Oh yes.
Pause.
Eric Idle: Well aren't you going to do anything about it?
John Cleese: Pardon?
Eric Idle: Aren't you going to do anything about it?
John Cleese: About what?
Eric Idle: About the fire. On your head.
John Cleese: ... No, I don't think so.
Thanks, Ghost, good advice. I'm moving to my safe room now.
Flargy:
Thanks for the invitation. I'm not too fluent in Foundese, and at first I thought I did miss something in the translation. But then I got out my dictionary, and the photo of the girl with the fiery hair in the chair came into focus for me.
Effects of Chernobyl fallout.
OMG... there's an orange pig...with a cannon ball in it's mouth...and a cute little brown dog...and a butt-ugly poo hat. I need another drinkie-wink...
Join me, Freon.
Winston - Princess Bride is my favorite movie ever in the history of movies. It is full of amazing little quotes.
Anyways, this picture is beautiful. It's almost like the distortion was intentional.
Mine too Danielle and KC!
I consider it one of those rare productions where the whole movie can be consider one continuous quote.
The first Carnavál where they sang "Come on Baby Light My Fire" and were taken seriously...
Talk about crowd control...
I saw Kevin Kline in "Cyrano de Bergerac" a couple of months ago, and was totally distracted when I realized that the guy playing the Comte De Guiche was Chris Sarandon. From then on, whenever I told anyone about it, it was "oh I saw Kevin Kline and Jennifer Garner and OH MY GOD the guy playing the Comte De Guiche was Prince Humperdink!!"
I was more excited about him than the other two :-P (As were all my friends.)
This is what happens when Whitney and Bobby do LSD.
Ooooohhhh! I LOVE Princess Bride!!! Awesome movie!!
Did she steal the door?
Maybe she's protesting jail cell doors. She's clearly set the door on fire (and in turn setting her afro ablaze) and then, maybe, immediately remember she was stoned....that smile means "oops".
It's about damn time they put Michael Jackson in jail!!!
YES! The Princess Bride! Ooooh Buttercup!!
Hey party people! Check it out. BRAND NEW FOUND SITE. Get your profiles started!!!!!!
oh happy day, no matronly sweetness????? was i perceived as matronly sweet? ohgod..i'm changing, for sure
it looks like she has a crazy afro that caught on fire.
some friends she has, they just take pictures... no one is helping her put out the fire.
Thank you Jason!!!
[upper right-hand corner, btw]
You bet, Winston. So everyone's new here. If a person has a profile, their name will be reddish/maroon (what color is that?) and the name links to their profile. Share your favorite finds and keep track of all your comments here. For you multiple personality types (you know who you are), feel free to start as many profiles as you want. Each account needs it's own unique email address. Go to it!!!
John in the safe room, thank's guy! I hate it when those orange, cannon ball totin' pigs come out!
*name can only contain letters, numbers, and spaces
What the hay??!! No fair.
And I don't like this photo, it makes me uncomfortable.
Flargy's comments are my favourite, of all.
I really like this picture, it reminds me of something far away... further, even, than the Spice Girls!
waiting for the confirmation email... but, but, but. does this mean that each profiled person will from now on be staying in the same place, at all times? and places?
... and many, MANY thanks to all the super-secret testers who helped with troubleshooting. Have fun fillin' up them profiles!
Suspended-- nope -- you can always change up your location (like I just did!).
I logged out but entered Name and Location here. See that? But my name doesn't turn maroon. That means I'm impostering MYSELF! a ahah ah aha. This should fix those problems.
Suspended in Gaffa: Your name will always stay the same, but you will be able to change your location for each and every comment. GOOD TIMES!
i am a registered user... oh my....
I feel naked without my hyphens.
It's ok, Terrie. We can't see anything.
thanks, Jason! terrific indeed... however, I'm still waiting for that email (about 10 minutes now). is that only to be expected, or do you know of any problems regarding foreign-hosted addresses?
I AM SOMEBODY!
Jason/James...Awesome!!!
Thank you!
YAY!!!
I am official!
A monopoly game gone horribly awry!
Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
suspended, if you remember your password, you can log in without the email. I just discovered that. cuz i'm not at a computer that i can access my email at.
This was a good day to fake sick!
YAY!
thanks, Mona! you are indeed the sweet, matronly one.
mona - i never thought of you as matronly, but i did think of you as nice. you just seem to have gotten a bit of bite, that's all. (i'm not 'o happy day')
the spelling errors are what got me, not the overabundance of periods. typos i can take, but "suposid"? i saw that and somehow thought of suppositories.
ick.
Woo! I'm hyphenated. Thanks guys.
I didn't mean it as an insult Mona! :)
( Oh happy day )
I never thought her matronly, either. But I suspect that mona's name causes such connections quite easily... the smile *is* matronly, don't you agree?
I wasn't even going to comment on today's FIND, but I'm EVER so excited about solidifying my name!
No more hard math spam questions!
Lol, I too appreciate this new-fangled invention thing... Although it really does bring this even closer in appearance and function to a registration based buliten board system...
If you look up in the right hand corner, the greenish blob thing looks like a paraplegic T-rex dragging himself to eat this kid's eyes out!
Oh my gosh Turbo...that is exactly what I thought too after I first read Freon's comment.
Are we sure that George Clinton & The P-Funk band didn't have anything to do with this? All I can think is psychedelic funk.
P.S. I too am official. See the red/maroon writting? Yeah Boy!
Oh & writing has 1 t. Duh!
Trippy.
We've been colorized!
Oooer!
(Where's the 'Favorite' button? Or haven't you set those up yet?)
the best day ever in Found-dom.
Hey Jonathan, when you're logged in, look for the "Favorite" button below each of the finds, near the comments button and assorted icons. Click it, and it'll automatically appear on your profile page.
Jason, the favorite button doesn't always show up.
Line break.
Also, not only are line breaks not showing, line breaks from past Find's comments are gone. (That makes it hard to read one of SALT's old lists, or Midlife Crisis' past novellas.)
But I am grateful for all the hard work you guys have done to make this site safe and fun! xoxo
Hi Joshua!!!! Nice find- it's exactly the kind of postmodernist junk I'd expect to see you picking up off the street. ;)
Yeah, can we have our line breaks back?
Please??
Makes nonsense of Almost Haiku for a start, and anything else with lines of verse in it.
Oh, a few Favorite buttons beginning to show up now.
But I have lots of old Finds bookmarked by the Comments page, and they don't have any of those icons on them.
Ain't life complicated.
And when I post this comment, it will show up as one big mush with no line breaks in it.
Pah.
Whynottakethespacesbetweenwordsoutwhileyou'rea
I'm official
Sweetie, your hair is on fire, why are you grinning like that? You should Stop, Drop, and Roll.
You gave us our line breaks back!
Hey, there is a God.
And He is listening!!
thanks.
There is a Brad, and he is listening. All of the code on the FOUND site is brought to you by our old friend, Brad Pauly. And, yes indeed, he is listening. Thank you Brad!
Oooh...more fun at Found!! Good work, guys!
Cheers!!
Just checking to see how I look...
Wheee! Hope everyone is enjoying the new stuff!
@Jonathan I'm keepin the spaces, yo.
For the record, I'm not really all that crazy about this Find and have nothing interesting, entertaining or even remotely amusing to say about it. Regardless, it's now in my 'Favorites' because I got a little click-happy.
Do you Found guys ever sleep?
Yay! I concur. Best day EVER in Found-dom!
(I just wanted to see how I look in red... lol)
Just checking
Oh happy day!
Oh now I need to go register some more names, many more.
Here's another one!
loving the homeliness of this one...
go habs go!
finally, I will remove the mask of lurkdom !!!!
wicked awesome !!!
OK, NOW the mask of luckdom has been removed !!!!
kooky find, by the way
Just gettin' signed in
coolness! what a weird found.
Ok, seriously, what is the point of registering if Pepper is going to imposter anyway?
And Pepper, why don't you have some respect for the Found guys who've created this for all of us? Please be nice.
Yeah, James? Jason? the least you coulda done is saved a few tiny numbers for the super secret someones. booooo.
That said, the site is killer. But you knew that.
This picture is cute, but she looks like a female version of Urkel(sp?).
mask of luckdom?? wth is that.
and i agree with super secret someone. this site is killer. couldna said it better meself.
1.
luckdom = lurkdom. it made me laugh too.
I'm jealous of not being a super secret tester, but I understand.
gee whiz...
I meant lurkdom...I'm a dum-dum
dum dum..gimme gum gum.. Yumm yumm.
I like luckdom. I like it a lot, and I shall use it in everyday conversation.
Fascinating!!
I always wondered what happened to Richard Simmons....