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April 07, 2009 |
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I Heart U, Dad
FOUND by Jimi Jones
in Urbana, IL
I found this in a library book.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
It's sad what fifth graders come up with these days....
Whaaaat?
Why is there a line coming from her uterus?! why does she have a stick figure in her uterus?! is that even a uterus!?! It looks like a balloon got statically charged to her. What's wrong with her head?!
Why does this make me want to punch a baby?!
Another adorable anorectic
Baby birthing baby
Curly-head calling Christopher
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but enough of that. My big question is why their laundry is so very complicated. Just put it in a pile, take it to the machine, wash it, dry it, bring it back to the apartment. You want a shirt for tomorrow? Either sniff them before washing for the freshest one; or wait until they're all clean.
P.S. to Christopher, your Cheerios are on the table. Wake me if you want anything.
this is both sweet and deviously brilliant.
the cute-affectionate-sweetness of the doodle distracts the target, and then when the target finds out that the laundry has NOT been done and that he's no expected to help with it tonight, he can't get annoyed with her because he's been conveniently reminded that she IS after all carrying his child...
*noW expected to....
@Librarian, and if things are really desperate the person wanting a clean shirt can wash one out in the bathtub or sink, with a little shampoo (or dish soap for greasy, grossy shirts of garage workers)and hang it up to dry over a heating vent. A good smoothing pull or two during drying and you might not need to even iron it.
I wonder how long it took her to lose the "baby weight".
She's all baby. I bet you can't even tell she's pregnant from behind.
Glad the baby isn't in the breech position.
Obviously, this is a doodle by Thoman Beatie fantasizing that the child in his belly really loves him. When the baby arrives, sees his father's mullet and no breast, what so ever, will begin a life involving daily therapy and sedatives.
Wait, I'm so confused.
Is Christopher the baby in the womb? Why does dad look like a mother?
Who is Matz and why did he/she call?
I betting note writer is under some serious hormonal influences.
I'm with Librarian- if it takes all day to determine what shirt to wear, how long will it take to decide where to eat? What about buying a car or a home?
I bet her dad is the father of the baby, that's why she's noting that she still loves dad.. oh family love!!! Or she meant to write outside her baby drawing "i love you second cousin bobby sue"
oh what a great find.. so many possibilities!!! muahahahaaaa
oh crap, i got the spam question wrong. now who's the dumb one.. *walks away w/ head down*
I'm just glad le Bebe is learning to text in utero (using a heart and U instead of spelling out those hard words "love" and "you") because otherwise this kid would be put back in the slow class in Kindergarten already.
Maybe she a wants particular shirt because tomorrow is the big birthing day. The baby is clearly in birthing position, but I can't tell if it's anterior or posterior.
I'm sure they will make TONS of pictures which they'll share with friends and relatives on MySpace or Facebook. She just wants to make sure to have the right shirt for her pre-delivery photo shoot. The thing about it she doesn't realize is people will be much more interested in getting a glimpse of her va-ja-jay than what shirt she has on.
Um Cotton...
As a man, I'm rather fond of "va-ja-jays", but I can assure you I have no interest in seeing any during the birthing process. And as odd as I may be, I don't think I'm in the minority on this one. Been there 3 times and I'm not going back any more.
I'll look at the shirt thanks.
I thought the father was the pregnant one!!! TOTALLY confusing! And who is the note for? The dad? This picture is creepy if you ask me...
Fiona and her husband Christopher lived in Urbana, Illinois. Fiona was pregnant and had many different maternity shirts to choose from. Fiona had to write a note to Christopher explaining the laundry situation. Not wanting him to be mad about not having any clean socks, she drew a stick figure of herself saying "I love you Christopher" and the baby in her uterus saying "I love you Dad" to remind him not to get mad at her when she was pregnant. Then she scrawled a note about the laundry situation. Oh, and the college fund adviser Matz called. It's never too early to get a college fund for your fetus!
Christopher is a "parastic" twin that refers to the other twin as "Dad."
Is it pronounced Matts or Mattzee?
and there was me under the impression that it was the MOTHERS who had the babies.
So is that Carrot Top's baby? Shoot me now before I have to see the monstrosity.
i love how the mom is literally pregnant up to her armpits. that's gotta suck.
I can't believe there wasn't one positive comment about this sweet note from a loving mom-to-be to a (probably excited) dad-to-be. Normally, I love reading the comments but this time, you guys made me sad. Would a little positive outlook kill you?
That "baby" looks like a full grown man in there...
Maybe if Christopher would help her with the laundry once in a while she wouldn't need to take so much time deciding on a shirt.
Matz...stay out of it, you're distracting Christopher from much needed to do laundry...
I agree w/ "CYNIC in the house"...
Mean-spirited!
Wait. Hold on a second. Were you somehow blissfully unaware that 90% of the people who come here regularly to read and post to the comments are bitter, cynical, twisted individuals? (but of course brilliant and butfile as well)
So much the better. That's what makes it so much fun, and keeps us coming back. Suuuure it's a cute widdle lovey dovey note from the expectant mom and unborn progeny. It's syrupy sweet. Needs to be tempered with a little sarcasm, cynicism, and outright criticism.
Frightening. "I can only draw stick figures and am semi-literate, but, hey, I can reproduce!" Welcome to America.
I just can't figure out WHY anyone wants to raise children. What's the point?
write to seaweedsandwich@yahoo.com if you think you know the answer