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April 14, 2009 |
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Im Bord
FOUND by Stephanie
in Orland Park, IL
I found this while busing tables at the local restaurant where I work. We use these orange papers to roll our silverware.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
ven though he had no snappy comment, he was excited, at least, to be the first to have the opportuni
Oh yeah, definitely the sign of a classy joint...instead of rolling up your silverware in a napkin, they use orange paper!
But the second cup of coffee is free...
Ironically, I'm full and kind of bored!
Probably a Star Trek fan who can't spell BORG.
I'm bord and hungry. And a little tird- I didn't sleep so well last night.
Am I the only one who thought this sounds just a little dirty?
Whoo-hoo, Farmer! You got to be the first today~
Next time, oh poetic writer-on-orange-silverware-rolls, bring a more exciting date with you, then you will not be bored (you may get the urge to make out...)
Mom interr.. is a little tird.
I'm bored and full of shit!
YAY farmer...first and best today:)
Full of....(pancakes? French toast? a burger and fries?)
mmm..I think I want to make some French Toast now....
I'm bored and horny!
(Well, not so much, but that phrase always makes me smile!)
Yawn.
loosen belt.
Alrighty then. I'm going back to bed.
This was written by a 6-year-old who had to endure the family reunion at IHOP. After enjoying his pancakes, he had nothing to do as his parents droned on and on with his aunt and uncle that have never sent him so much as a birthday card. They were on their fourth cup of coffee but they didn't let him have a second cup of Sprite, and since he had colored the kid's menu/placemat already, he resorted to scribbling his version of a blog or Twitter post on whatever was handy.
Other posts: "Mom came to my soccer game but spent the whole time talking on her cell phone and she missed me kick my only goal of the year."
"Dad sleeps a lot."
Basil, I'm guessing that the orange paper isn't actually the paper they roll the cutlery in, but rather the paper band with light adhesive (similar to that on a post it note) on either end, that the napkin rolls are held together with.
Of course you probably already knew that, and were just being funny.
Joey was feeling depressed after Marissa's rejection, so he went to the local diner and gorged himself. When he was finished, he decided to practice writing before writing a note for Marissa. He described his current state on an available paper: the orange silverware-rolling variety, in fact.
@funniest th in g on here: :D I'm just glad I'm not a little turd.
I can totally relate to this kid. I remember having to sit and wait and wait and wait for hours and hours and hours while the grown-ups talked and talked and talked.
You're right, you have me falling asleep just reading and reading and reading and... zzz
That's what she said.
If he's so bored, then why the exclamation point? I may have trust issues, but I just don't believe the author...I think he's having fun writing sh*t down.
I don't like Dining's smarmy attitude...
I love Dining's attitude..
He said exactly what I wanted to say without me having to..well, say it.
This note reminds me of my siblings and I.. Whenever we'd go to restaurants when we were younger we'd write similar things on any surface we could find in attempt to stay entertained..
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-M
I don't like Emily's pedestrian comment...