May 14, 2009

Mr. Scarcia
FOUND by julia in San Diego, CA
I found this in my drama class. I don't remember a Mr. Scarcia subbing any time.
Bored in the computer room
How about a Mister GARcia? Maybe Scarcia's a play on words. Do you perhaps remember a Hispanic sub with a prominent scar?

I actually think Mr. Scarcia was the regular teacher, who had to be replaced by a new sub after not only being prematurely aged, but being driven to the brink of insanity, even death (dun dun duunnnnn) by the hooligans, thugs and ruffians in the school.

Man, Don'tcha miss highschool?

Look! It's Matthew eating corn nuts!

I like how the new sub is Japanime. I wonder how s/he fared.
+ May 14, 2009 12:08 AM +
baby basil in the herb garden
I thought it said, "It's Mother eating corn nuts." I have to say I feel the same way about the deadly stench part. Particularly on someone's breath after they've eaten the whole package. Not to mention the "Corn Nut Smile" if they don't brush their teeth immediately after!

This is my new favourite Find. It made me laugh so hard, which is welcome relief on a Thursday morning! I can imagine the artist pretending to take careful notes in class...all the while they are creating this masterpiece.
+ May 14, 2009 03:28 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
ould have known better. Still, despite the fact that she seemed to be tolerating him, deep down he knew that he was probably damaging her delicat
+ May 14, 2009 04:15 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

"Corn Nuts Breath" is the new 'puddle of doom.'
+ May 14, 2009 06:36 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
I had to make room in my favorites to store this one. Day 6 made me laugh out loud and get strange looks from co-workers. Great art!

And, Farmer seems to be in rare form today. Woohoo!
+ May 14, 2009 07:24 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
Ok, where'd the dang Favorite button go?
+ May 14, 2009 07:27 AM +
fooch
I used to sub quite a bit before getting my while I was getting my teaching credential. I subbed in a drama class often and don't remember ever looking like the sub depicted in this find.

Some people really do not have a sense of humor and dislike high school kids.

+ May 14, 2009 08:14 AM +
Dr Frank N. Furter
I love the hand to the chest on the dramatically collapsing person with a nose. Hands can be difficult to draw, but this budding cartoonist has 'em down. (Mathew's happy corn nut munching smile is very cute, too.)

There's more writing (and maybe doodling?) on the back. Can anyone make it out?

Two of the first three google hits for "Mr. Scarcia San Diego" include phone numbers and addresses. That's kinda scary. But maybe someone should call and see if he's okay now. (yeah. it's a joke.)

Did you find the Fave button, Freonz? You have to be at the first page (the Find page, not the comments) and click the star.
+ May 14, 2009 08:56 AM +
Johnny in in homeroom
I love corn nuts. Now I want some. Sub's are fun to mess with
+ May 14, 2009 10:06 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

It's Mathers eating Corn Nuts.

Scarcia - made it last for 6 torturous days while covering Julias ass while he transfigurated into an old man.

On the 7th day a new anime sub came in.
+ May 14, 2009 11:07 AM +
substitute teacher in Detroit
That's "bound" to be one cholicy horse!
+ May 14, 2009 12:23 PM +
so it goes in California
Hiplainsdrifter - that is so not 'Mathers'. When you zoom, there's no R.
It's Mathew, fo shizzle.
+ May 14, 2009 12:42 PM +
sarah waiting in her college library to go on a 4 hour feild trip in 90 degree weather to a swamp.
Does anyone else feel bad for matthew? Hair is one thing not to have... but the poor boy doesn't have a NOSE?!!!
+ May 14, 2009 01:21 PM +
sarah in in the library still, wondering how she spelled "field" wrong.
I also like the "Ko!"

haha.
Famous last word of the person with a nose.
+ May 14, 2009 01:42 PM +
Muse on the Loose
Poor Mr. Scarcia had rapid-aging disorder. Each day as he came into the drama class he was subbing for, he was older and grumpier. And he had very bad luck with his wigs. One day he didn't come back. In his place was a lovely anime sub. Matthew, in the hopes of impressing her, Matthew ate a whole bunch of corn nuts. He didn't have a nose, so he never did understand why everyone always fainted and screamed, "KO!" whenever he ate them. Unfortunately, the anime sub fainted too, and when she woke up she got a restraining order for Matthew.
+ May 14, 2009 02:56 PM +
Muse on the Loose
Oops, shouldn't have repeated Matthew twice. And unfortunately one of Matthew's classmates died from the smell.
+ May 14, 2009 02:57 PM +
a man outstanding in his feild

@Sarah - go on your feild trip already!
+ May 14, 2009 03:00 PM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
Dr. Frank N. Furter,
Yeah, thanks! Button has been found, find has been favorited. Life is good and Freonz happy again.
Cheery bye!
+ May 14, 2009 03:20 PM +
Rin in the Tin Tin
The happy "munch, munch, much!" face that Matthew is making is absolutely classic. And I love how the poor person with a nose is so struck by the odor that even his hair stands straight...

Classic.
+ May 14, 2009 03:50 PM +
brain problem situatin in my head
Should we tell Sarah that Ko! is really an abreviation for Knock Out? Nah, let's let her figure it out on her own...
+ May 14, 2009 05:58 PM +
..One of Three Amigos reminding you: in the immortal words of Bob Marley, Don't worry. Be happy now.
Even on Day One Mr. Scarcia looked angry. This is documented evidence that anger will age you prematurely, and you'll end up being replaced by a freakishly happy, bright eyed anime sub.

"KO! KO! Look up here! Look up here!"

(*for those of you who haven't been around long, rest easy. It's a location joke, and we all KNOW it's Bobby McFerrin.)
+ May 14, 2009 07:33 PM +
a lad in sane
BQ or plain?
+ May 15, 2009 12:38 AM +

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