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May 25, 2009 |
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Talking Points
FOUND by Summer Buckeye
in Pittsburgh, PA
I found this at work in the hall on the way to the printer near a water cooler.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
That's a lot of prepositions there, Summer Buckeye! Thanks for sending it in.
It's always a toss-up when it comes down to chores vs. infidelity.
oes to work at 9 and he comes back home at 5:30, gets the same train every ti
Two reasons he's a hit with the girls
1. His yard always looks great
2.(Like 4 things that tie for 2nd place)
this note HAS to be about my 2 older brothers and their friends....thats all they talk about especially #1
I wonder what the relationship is between the writer and the dude s/he's talking about. He sounds like a turd.
4 things that tie for 3rd place:
- The cute nurse at the STD clinic
- His dishpan hands
- Deadheading his Petunias
- His pet ferret, Felix
the four things that tie for fourth:
1)the girls he *wants* to be fucking
2)how much he drank last night
3)how much money he's making
4)the jerks he has to suffer at work, at home, and socially
Yeah Summer Buckeye...Was it next to Colonel Mustard holding a candlestick?
Looks like she is trying to decide if he is a "keeper" He may have great looks, a great way of satisfying, or is good enough to not toss away. And the debate rages on. I say keep him, her mom likes him.
I wish my name was Summer Buckeye! But alas I am stuck with Tara, oh well.
Pros and Cons for whooping his ass... lessee... Oh yeah. The screwing. But then again, the yard DOES look good...
Reminds me of a friend who only talks about 4 things all the time.
Girls he's obsessed over and will never ask out
Sports he plays (and pretends to be a coach for)
Police/Breaking The Law
Animals talking or doing funny things.
Seriously. He never talks about anything else.
Kira had been in love with Joe since college, but she would never admit it. She just made lists of things to talk about with him so she wouldn't forget what to say and accidentally blurt "I LOVE YOU!" She made a list for every conversation.
this list is riddled with animosity. i wonder if the author is male or female?
4 things that tie for 3rd:
*girls he's NOT fucking
*house/yard work yet to be done
*his new hairplugs & oh-so-in hybrid
*marketing turtle videos (which he LOVES)
surprised nobody commented on the ill placed slash mark: "the yard work he did / and or house work" - certainly, that can not be correct, right?
spam?: 31+11---trying to throw us off of the pot trail? sorry, we still get it...oh
Isn't it really a list of 7 things then, and the list writer was just too lazy to put them on it?
Six things! 1+1+4=6 (I think that was my spam question this morning.)
But to be charitable to the list-writer (being charitable to the Hiplainsdrifter goes without saying, of course!), he or she was running out of paper. Maybe s/he felt no options other than to cram the 4 things into that one line.
I saw this and I thought wow that sounds exactly like a guy I know at work. Then I saw that it was found in Pittsburgh. I'm from the Pittsburgh area too!