May 28, 2009

Do You Realize?
FOUND by A. in A classroom at school
I don't know who these people were, I don't know if the note was actually delivered or just written as a sort of catharsis, but the whole story is right there.
B in C
Damn, getting teachers (pl) to hate you? That takes a serious heinous bitch. And some crappy teachers. Don't worry, Algebra Girl! Much like algebra, this too will fade from your memory.
+ May 28, 2009 03:46 AM +
Grab Bag in Chi Town
I think this note says it all. it's succinct. It's persuasive. It uses heinous. An effective picece of writing.
+ May 28, 2009 05:58 AM +
Megan in sane
For gosh sakes, it's would HAVE!! Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Back to your regularly scheduled commenting.
+ May 28, 2009 07:56 AM +
Effie in Oxfordshire
This person is so mad they've lost all control over the size of their lettering.
+ May 28, 2009 08:11 AM +
Miss Mastermind in North Carolina
Wow. This reminds me of that movie Mean Girls.
+ May 28, 2009 11:00 AM +
orinoco womble in wimbledon burrow
I feel your pain, Megan. An entire generation doesn't seem to understand the present perfect. Some day (far too soon) we will see "would of, could of, might of" in the grammar books.
+ May 28, 2009 01:47 PM +
Muse on the Loose
Tina had had it with Ms. Jaxxon. Who did she think she was with her fur coat and pretentiously-spelled last name? All ina's friends loved her, but Tina wouldn't be taken in. Ms. Jaxxon just told the other teachers she was a bad girl. It had gone too far when she assigned Tina thirty algebra problems and then slept with Tina's boyfriend while she was solving them. She wrote an angry note in blue Sharpie over her carefully-worked out algebra problems.
+ May 28, 2009 02:41 PM +
Member of this Generation
I, as a young person, do not ever say "would of" and it annoys me when my friends do. However I do, on occasion, say "woulda."
+ May 28, 2009 02:43 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

I think there's an error in the third math problem.




Also, would the withheld forgiveness been just for the bitchiness? Or also for the friend-stealing and teacher-hating?
+ May 28, 2009 02:53 PM +
Just me in my house
I highly doubt the recipient made ALL those people hate her. The writer earned her reputation fair and square. She's giving the "heinous bitch" all the credit and all the power.
+ May 28, 2009 04:42 PM +
Night in gale
Ah yes, the always unforgivable bf fucking. Can't work that one using algebra, can you?
+ May 28, 2009 10:32 PM +
Con Brio in New Mexico
Why are all the 'you's smaller than the rest? Is she lying to herself? Oh my God... I think I'm onto something.
+ May 29, 2009 01:27 AM +
Sarah in Chi Town
I feel that "heinous bitch" is an insult that doesn't get used enough these days.
+ May 29, 2009 08:47 AM +
mlm in texas
Yay! Bonus 3rd find for the day? Haven't seen that in awhile....
+ May 29, 2009 09:28 AM +
Red Sunshine in San Anto
I feel much better now that I know I'm not the only one who hates seeing "of" instead of "have". But at least everything else is spelled correctly.

Con Brio - I think you *are* onto something! Multiple personalities maybe?
+ May 29, 2009 10:09 AM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
Actually, it's would've not would have.
+ May 29, 2009 11:07 AM +
heinous bitch in your ex boyfriend's car
Actually, I'll bet it's probably more like might've.

I'd also wager that the heinous bitch doesn't give a rats ass.
+ May 29, 2009 01:04 PM +
baby basil in the herb garden
The bitch would indeed have to be heinous to have the ability to make "all" your teachers hate you and all your friends leave you. I have the feeling this is one of those people who needs someone to blame for all their percieved misfortunes, mistakes and failings.

Fucking your boyfriend...that would be pretty bad, unless he's only your boyfriend in your head.

Ah, teen drama...
+ May 30, 2009 07:12 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

I hate word problems in math.
+ May 30, 2009 09:17 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

Warning: Don't pour a bucket of pigs blood on this bitch at the prom - she'll burn the whole damn place down with her freaky mental powers.
+ May 30, 2009 09:18 PM +
Isn't this a Flaming Lips song?
One, two, three, four..

Do you realize
you stole my friends away from me
do you realize
you made my teachers hate me
do you relize
that you're a heinous bitch
do you realize
that your ass I'm going to kick..

do you realize
Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh
Do You Realize - that everyone you know
Someday will die -
+ September 06, 2009 11:31 AM +

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