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May 28, 2009 |
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Read All About... May 28, 2007 |
I Hate Myself March 26, 2007 |
Ceiling Treasure January 15, 2007 |
Bad Frog August 02, 2007 |
We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...


Damn, getting teachers (pl) to hate you? That takes a serious heinous bitch. And some crappy teachers. Don't worry, Algebra Girl! Much like algebra, this too will fade from your memory.
I think this note says it all. it's succinct. It's persuasive. It uses heinous. An effective picece of writing.
For gosh sakes, it's would HAVE!! Sorry, had to get that off my chest. Back to your regularly scheduled commenting.
This person is so mad they've lost all control over the size of their lettering.
Wow. This reminds me of that movie Mean Girls.
I feel your pain, Megan. An entire generation doesn't seem to understand the present perfect. Some day (far too soon) we will see "would of, could of, might of" in the grammar books.
Tina had had it with Ms. Jaxxon. Who did she think she was with her fur coat and pretentiously-spelled last name? All ina's friends loved her, but Tina wouldn't be taken in. Ms. Jaxxon just told the other teachers she was a bad girl. It had gone too far when she assigned Tina thirty algebra problems and then slept with Tina's boyfriend while she was solving them. She wrote an angry note in blue Sharpie over her carefully-worked out algebra problems.
I, as a young person, do not ever say "would of" and it annoys me when my friends do. However I do, on occasion, say "woulda."
I think there's an error in the third math problem.
Also, would the withheld forgiveness been just for the bitchiness? Or also for the friend-stealing and teacher-hating?
I highly doubt the recipient made ALL those people hate her. The writer earned her reputation fair and square. She's giving the "heinous bitch" all the credit and all the power.
Ah yes, the always unforgivable bf fucking. Can't work that one using algebra, can you?
Why are all the 'you's smaller than the rest? Is she lying to herself? Oh my God... I think I'm onto something.
I feel that "heinous bitch" is an insult that doesn't get used enough these days.
Yay! Bonus 3rd find for the day? Haven't seen that in awhile....
I feel much better now that I know I'm not the only one who hates seeing "of" instead of "have". But at least everything else is spelled correctly.
Con Brio - I think you *are* onto something! Multiple personalities maybe?
Actually, it's would've not would have.
Actually, I'll bet it's probably more like might've.
I'd also wager that the heinous bitch doesn't give a rats ass.
The bitch would indeed have to be heinous to have the ability to make "all" your teachers hate you and all your friends leave you. I have the feeling this is one of those people who needs someone to blame for all their percieved misfortunes, mistakes and failings.
Fucking your boyfriend...that would be pretty bad, unless he's only your boyfriend in your head.
Ah, teen drama...
I hate word problems in math.
Warning: Don't pour a bucket of pigs blood on this bitch at the prom - she'll burn the whole damn place down with her freaky mental powers.
One, two, three, four..
Do you realize
you stole my friends away from me
do you realize
you made my teachers hate me
do you relize
that you're a heinous bitch
do you realize
that your ass I'm going to kick..
do you realize
Do You Realize - Oh - Oh - Oh
Do You Realize - that everyone you know
Someday will die -