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June 03, 2009 |
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Playa's Ball 2020
FOUND by Isabel Ramirez
in Houston, TX
The picture says it all.
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This Man Attacked Me July 27, 2003 |
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Pimping AIN'T easy when all you got is a little box of KFC Jerry
Are those letters above the neck-clock, or chest hair visible through the shirt? If it's a see-through shirt, are those three belly buttons? Or one belly button and two tattoos, of the letters C and P respectively? Are the pants also see-through, and has he diagonal leg-stripe tattoos as well? What about the tattoo on the left arm: a dove? a dying 3? What's happening to the other arm? You are a man of mystery, Jerry!
I think he's supposed to be wearing a shirt, but the artist forgot to add the neckline. Either that, or like my hairy father, the chest hair pokes thru the weave of the shirt. Which is awful, BTW. When I was a tiny kid I *hated* my dad to pick me up and hold me because his chest hair did that and it prickled!
This cracked me up as I had just introduced my S. O. to the dubious delights of Cheech and Chong, the most mind-blowing duo to ever hit FM radio.
Jerry as in Jerry García? Or am I too old?
Pimpin' comes easy to me, yo! Buh-ring it!
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Looking into the future isn't easy either, unless you have one of these "Future Mirrors".
I'm enjoying the frame and just a hint of Jerry 2009 over there on the right side, looking into the mirror at Jerry 2020. Maybe this was an end-of-school-year exercise where 6th graders were being asked to look into their own futures and draw themselves as they'll look when they're out on their own. Good luck, Jerry!
are you "jerry ponderers'" serious? its jerry springer...not garcia..
and this looks like it was added into a coloring book, funny kid.
HMMM...
Pimps like KFC. Who knew?
Kermit, the tattoo on his left arm is the Wu-Tang Clan 'W,' I'm pretty sure.
See:
http://tinyurl.com/cbksdh
Is that a cigar Jerry is puffin', or a 'big bamboo?'
(Baby Basil's fault for sparking the memory...)
So is the artist trying to say that Jerry Springer will be a pimp in the year 2020? Talk about identifying with your audience!
This pimp looks just like Macho Man Randy Savage. Snap into a Slim Jim, baby, you dig? Bowchickawowwow.
Jerry isn't much of a pimp if he only has four ho's with figures like a carpenter's dream. I don't see much bootay on them their beeyotches.
Jerry is shirtless and everything you see is a tat, including the wide armbands that look like shirt cuffs.
I like to think a devilish little boy drew this inside his sister's coloring book.
*there* beeyotches. Cripes.
I think it's funny that Jerry thinks that 2020 will be more like 1984 with that Flavor Flav bling.
Also - did anyone notice that Jerry's hos all have big boobs right under their chins and a mysterious diamond shape between their legs? Are Jerry's hos trannies?
Don't wanna Playas Ball with you, or playas ball with anyone
This picture says it all? Like what all would that be - the further collapsing of West Civilization, deevolution of man, youth in America is generally moronic, the collective IQ of the world is dropping, the gene pool has fissure in it directly connected to a cesspool etc. etc. etc.??
When the bat bit him, Jerry started hallucinating. One of the images he saw was himself in 2020 being a pimp with four hoes dressed like cave women. He drew it on his high school assignment paper "Where will you be in 2020?"
This picture made me laugh. It kind of reminds me of a picture I drew in 7th grade of my science teacher. It wasn't very flattering, and I got busted and had to do detention. Probably my most rebellious moment in school ever.
I thought those were members of his Jury in the background. Silly me.
What about the word "cop"? Does Jerry become an undercover cop? Or he turns into a bad cop? or what I think the chest hair may say - "pussy cop"?
I love Jerry's pants. I want a pair.
This picture says it all? Like what all would that be - the further collapsing of West Civilization, deevolution of man, youth in America is generally moronic, the collective IQ of the world is dropping, the gene pool has fissure in it directly connected to a cesspool etc. etc. etc.??
If that were Jerry García his clock would be pointing to 4:20.
Spam on Found---now I've seen it all. How do you report that, I wonder?
how did the spammer make it through???
This kid is ambitious: he aspires to simultaneously dress like a slob (the striped parachute pants), employ substandard personal grooming habits, smoke a blunt, openly eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, sport a Wu-Tang Clan tattoo, and rock a Flavor Flav clock whilst being serenaded by a chorus of stick figure-n-tits "ho's." And all in time for the 2020 Players Ball. Oh, Jerry, how do you make pimpin' look so damn easy?
On a serious note: Black America, this is how even white people with positive attitudes toward blacks see you. Sorry about that.
i love that he's holding a like... kfc gift card.. haha