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What I Like About You
FOUND by Austin
in Provo, UT
I saw this on the ground walking through the rain on Brigham Young University campus. It was folded and wet. Hope you're happy, Bradly. It sounds like somebody loves you.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I like this! i wish i knew the person Bradley is talking about..
no i got that wrong
i wish i knew bradley!
Sounds like ol' Brad there wears tighty-whiteys, sensible shoes, black trousers, short sleeve white shirt with a black name tag, rides a mountain bike in town, etc. Yes honey, you are in for one exciting life.
It's too bad that Note-writer can't say these things out loud to Bradley.
Maybe good ol' Brad is too busy developing those genuine friendships with her roommates to listen to her praise him (despite point #5).
There is a synchronicity between this note and the pink American Apparel ad briefs...
You know, I'm really not a cynical person, but come on. This note is not about Brad, this note is all about the writer, me.me.me.me.me.me.me.
Brad and Janet...
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit, Janet
I love you
Out-of-wedlock hand holding?! Do they allow that on the BYU campus?
@ Sammy D. Jr. Jr. ... good reference!!
I keep thinking there must be a second note somewhere, entitled "Bradley: I hate that you..." and that she's using them to determine whether to break up with him.
I hate that you
-gave me a dutch oven
-slept with my roommates, with whom you have a real friendship
-have a small penis
etc...
Ah, it's all sweetness and light at the moment, but soon she's going to start nagging him to get the good gum [remember that one?]
Poor girl.
She doesn't realize Bradley is gay and using her for cover.
6) Read my dumb notes.
7) Choose me over your other wives.
8) Go to "Mountain Meadows Massacre"
re-enactments.
Happy Birthday dear Nightingale!
Happy Birthday to YOU!!
Let's go tear up the town.. James? When's your flight land?
I hate happy people who get what they want. (I've been dealing with the RMV all morning, so I've got every right to be cranky.)
Thank you, Chromey!
Today's my magic birthday: 09/09/09! And my hotel is on Bradley St.
First this is definately an original web site.
Second,reguarding the pink note, I think this is not the only piece.
(it seemed as if she picked up some good speed by no.5,there has to be more)
HAPPY B-DAY, Nightingale. ....ooo.. i wonder what the implications of your magic birthday are?
This is definitely some kind of therapy exercise. She probably found the suggestion in Redbook or Cosmo or something. No doubt the other (longer) list still unseen lists all the crap she can't stand about Bradley. Note she had time to decorate the "B" in Bradley while she was thinking up the measly five things she likes about him. And all the things she likes about Bradley are all about HER! Run, Bradley, Run!
I think it's weird that it's dated.
Ahh.... it's nice to be specific when saying why we love the ones we love. This is sweet.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGHTINGALE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIGHTY! We love you!!!
Dear Jane,
What I like about you is:
(1) sex
(2) your tits
(3) er... that's it.
(Note? What note?? Must've dropped it in the rain. Duh.)
Bradley
Yeah. That's how she felt on the 21st. On the 22nd, all hell broke loose. Fat, drunk and bi-polar is no way to go thru life, honey.
hopefully they really are in forth grade and this got on campus through some fluke accident. like an assignment a returning student did on their children or something (people are endlessly enamored by the stupid things their children do.) that would make this actually sweet and not under development and sad
speaking of under development...
HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY NIGHT!!
re: Significance of 09-09-09...
Hmmm... I went with friends to Las Vegas on 07-07-77.. we were WINNERS!! and were even able to send for my li'l sister!!
09-09-09 -- the weird Colombian highjacker of a Mexican airplane apparently issued a statement about his motive:
"09-09-09 is just 666 upside down".... (he probably plays records backwards too!) -- and he wanted to get the world's attention to advise of an earthquake.
Thank you for all the birthday wishes my Found friends! xoxoxo