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September 15, 2009 |
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Alaska Without Words
FOUND by Skip
in Alaska
This is such a perfect display of an Alaskan there is no words needed.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
What a stud! Too bad the perfect display of an Alaskan is one holding a gun. Tisk tisk.
So it's back to young people posing oddly holding things that are disturbing...This young man could be in a variety of different states...such as Idaho, Ohio...lots of places where young men like pickups and hunting and think posing shirtless is "daring."
I like how his arms below sleeve level are a different flesh-tone. Almost like he's wearing a pale yellow T-shirt except for the obvious things like nips!
He can see Russia from his house
erries jubilee, apple cobbler, baked Alaska, peaches en regalia, strawberry shortcak
This could be anywhere in the mid-west or southern states. Farmers' tans and guns are incredibly common! I lived in Connecticut for a bit and they considered Ohio part of the mid-west. I disagree. It's eastern. Don't even ask me about Michigan...darn Canadians. :)
And directly after the picture was taken, he turned the gun and shot the photographer...
I'm guessing he hasn't been all that successful with the shooting animals thing. I mean, look at how thin the guy is. Probably froze to death his first winter there in Alaska. Poor thing. Should never have gone into the wild.
Shell, rural California, too.
Yikes...needed sunglasses to look at this whitey.
oops! are they really like this in alaska? i would not want to go to alaska if that's the case.
another 'awkward boy with gun' pic. Put it in the album, someone. (although he's not too awkward looking.)
...the girl he had been holding captive in his backwoods Alaskan stabbin' cabin had escaped - she managed to find the keys in the visor and turn the car on and jam the accelerator down to escape - this picture was taken a split second before she ran over him, and his sick buddy who had been photographing her while in captivity... you know pretty much your run of the mill stuff that happens in Alaska all the time.
Not for the first time, I'm glad I don't live in America.
This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw this Find:
http://www.foundmagazine.com/find/2188
Sorta looks like he's "playing a bodacious guitar riff" on the rifle.
Famer, this is the first time I've realized that Peaches en Regalia may be anything other than a wonderful Frank Zappa tune...
Dear Dude,
Well, I think you're pretty cute. I know you really need a gun if you're going to live out in the wilderness, it's pretty hard to fight off a bear or a rabid squirrel with a stick.
@ Librarian -- I actually saw it as a guitar until I started reading the comments.
@ Ian in Edinburgh -- don't be too sure. Add a tweedy hat and a kilt and swap the car for a muddy Range Rover and this could be Scotland... Heh heh the noo. Red squirrels better watch out.
Dear Dude,
If not for guns, humans could never have survived on this planet. Good thing God created them right after bears and right before humans.
Please kill everything left in the wilderness for us city folk. kthxbai.
Oh librarian you aren't from a Northern state are you? Thats how we go outside in the spring with snow on the ground in 40-50 degree weather cause its amazingly warm outside for once.
For sure it's Alaska. His nipples are hard.
I need this young stud's phone number.
*calls Alaska 411*
holy crap! i thought this was my husband! on closer look the trees are not your normal southern viewscape...but, then again, when he was that young he lived up north...not alaska though.
[insert comment @ the right to *bare* arms]
sorry, that's all i've got.
That is a picture of my Todd when he was a teenager. We were on a turkey shoot that weekend.
@Jonathan...I'd just correct you on one point. If this was Scotland, it wouldn't be squirrels he was hunting, but haggis.
This is the famous photo of Lee Harvey Oswald before the Johnson administration Photoshopped it. Just look at the shadow under his nose.
Anyone ever see the movie Gummo?
No words is needed but grammar are needed like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as...
Maybe he's just protecting his truck. You know, from truck poachers.
The gun is angled up in such a way, so we have no room to question his masculinity.
He was so proud when recruited to guard the bridge to nowhere he didn't have time to put his shirt on before the picture snapped.
Ian -- he'd better watch out then, the haggises (haggai??) have automatic weaponry these days.
I disagree, Skip. Words are needed. Very much so. Like the words that describe where and when you Found this picture. Was it blowing down the street? Did you Find it in your mother's sock drawer? In her highschool photo album? In the family album? Is it YOU?
They do say red heads do it better
So Villa, are you suggesting it's Bernard Mickey Wrangle? (was Boomer a redhead, too? Maybe it's Boomer.)