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June 13, 2009 |
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Cancelled
FOUND by Nicolio
in The Cleaners
I hope the guy got the rest of his errands done. He left this at the cleaners where I work.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
e knew it wasn't a very interesting list, but he was pretty proud of the way he used little circles as bulle
Must get haircut, must look good, must explain demise somehow to Rob and Pete, Joann, Jim & Bobo, and, yea, Tracy. Just can't go on living with this umbrella policy. Still, worried how BoBo is going to take it. The beer will help.
What is an "UMBELLA POLICY?"
"Um...Bella...I only do it with protection...."
Cancel carbag. Done. Whew!
I really wish it said "Call Bob" instead of Call Rob. REALLY. Miss Ooh knows why.
BoBo! Thank you. I really thought it said Tso Tso. (or Tso-something incomprehensible.)
Reunion CD. Is it full of pictures from his High School Daze? is that why he's getting beer and a haircut: highschool reunion time?
Or is he getting the old band back together?
This is a good list. It really raises more questions than most. What ever happened to all the list complainers, anyway?
Kenny was really dreading his high school reunion. The last time he had seen Rob, Bobo, Tracy, Joann, and Jim had been when he had freakishly long hair and a nose piercing. A lot had changed since then. Now he was getting his hair cut and drinking beer and actually wearing a suit. Plus he was in charge of the music for the reunion, and he had to go to the credit union about their Umbrella Policy. I mean really, there's no proof it's not bad luck...
Another list...blah.
Very Patriotic paper
Come on, Nicolio. At least you could have had the decency to cross off "cleaners."
Getting ready for summer! charcoal and hot dogs, a new frisbee, let's go!
You should have crossed off "Cleaners" for him.
Erp, Umbrella policy is an insurance policy that covers "everything"
At least he got the "stuff to Jim and BoBo".
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Reunion road trip! Let's go!
Erp, I liked your joke even if SoFlo didn't get it.
Bozo, if you register your name you won't have those tough spam questions to answer.
8-P
Why does this find make me want to light sparklers?
Hi Tracey! Love ya
Why do I get the feeling this is a list of things to get done before committing suicide?
Everyone assumes it was a guy who made the list. Doubtful. Guys don't do all these grunt jobs. Women do. This is a woman's list.
"Flag Day" in June 14th in the US of A.
Rarely - if ever - celebrated with clean clothes, a washed car, and a haircut. But with enough beer and no more garbage [collection], I'm guessing you'll still need the umbrella policy. Have an enexelent day.
(or, was this Fooch's pre-wedding checklist?)
(should be have enexelent day. not an enexelent.)
All right! ... I'm outta rehab baby!!! ... and it's time to get the band back together!!
First I'll drop my jumpsuit off at the cleaners ...get some beer (oops there goes my 12 step program lol) ...call Fat Rob to score some Coke ...get the tour van washed off ..can the garbag garbage whatever - trash pick up... cancel the trades... cancel the fan mail ..get royalty check deposited at the RocknRoll Credit Union ....get my haircut into one of those new EMO haircuts.. come up with a set list for a reunion CD ...get an umbrella policy for the tour (make sure it protects me from roadies and security that beat up the fans ...get a note to Pete (you are out of the band my man I gotta better drummer!!!) call Joann beg her to play the keyboards again
...get enough stuff from Fat Rob to share with Jimbo and Bobo (crazy bastards) ...card to Tracy (so sorry I OD'd with your boyfriend and he didn't make it ...)
A guy wrote this. Guys say "get haircut". Girls say "get hair done".
Uh. I don't...because I'm not 62 or black. Yes, only 62 year olds and black women get their hair done.
Really, getting your hair cut and getting your hair done isn't the same thing, one doesn't always include the other.