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June 18, 2009 |
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One to the Head
FOUND by Jennie Hills
in North Riverside, IL
We were going to dinner for our anniversary at Famous Dave's and this was on the ground outside while we waited for our table. I joked with my husband about sending it in. so he picked it up. and we haven't stopped laughing about it, so here it is. Smack!!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
The horrible scene of the "accident" on set of Sesame Street when the letter was "T"
Hahaha. Now that song is stuck in my head...
Trying to cure a headache.
Go, go Gadget-arms!
Oh, dammit.
"What was that for?"
and he said..."it doesn't matter, its all in de past!"
his hammer arm (complete with 3 fingers) is less of a worry than his dislocated hips
To the moon, Alice!
Those of us old enough notice the "Mr. Bill" expression on the victim's face.
Line mouth with circle eyes meets circle mouth with line eyes.
shmouth, gashmouth. slashmouth, dashmouth, gushmouth, hushmouth.
Imouth, omout
Rather more socially and professionally awkward than even his 2nd cousin, Edward, Joseph Anvilhands eventually found his own niche as a local hitman.
So far, I think Feeling Incoherent is ahead.
...but I got nothing to add.
Is that a hammer or is he pistol-whipping the guy?
Circlemouth made some snippy comment about Linemouths pencil-dick and missing leg and then the fight started...
She looks like a stick figure blow up doll.
"Oh no! No more hitty, Roundeye!"
Actually, I'm pretty sure he's packing a Hitachi pneumatic nailgun.
Nice job on the comments this morning, Found Hounds. Lots of much needed chuckles.
He said he wanted to get hammered.
racks of 8s, I was thinking the same...a simple stick-figure drawing, and it is the comments that are making me laugh.
Phoebe Muse made me snort this morning.
Looks like something Flargy would want to do.
Arnold and Robert were golfing when Arnold confessed he'd been sleeping with Robert's wife. It turns out golfing tees can double as pretty good hammers.
I'd like to see his jump shot with an arm like that.
(I thought he was grabbing the top hat off his friend.)
Well.. just as this page came up on my computer screen I was just listening to this great song by Notary Sojac (Portland, Oregon 1969-72). It's called "Any place you hang your head is home." Weird.
Never screw around with Super Glue whilst smoking your bong....lesson learned!
"Hammer time!" Doo Doo Da Doo, Da Doo, Da Doo, Break it down!!! OH oh OH
MASTER: The only use of Tae Kwon Leap is self-defense. Do you know who said that?
Ki Lo Ni, the great teacher.
EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said that?
Mel, the cook on 'Alice'.
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People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...
Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!
(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!
"I'd like to smash you in the face with my Shillelagh!"
@Frantic: great song, thanks for the memory! (and for that song sticking in my head now).
idk. looks like he's stealing a stove-pipe hat to me...
Could've have a V8!