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June 18, 2009 |
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Just Rest
FOUND by Carol
in Unknown
I found this tucked in a history of Heavy Metal music in my small town library in my conservative town. I hope this person was able to stop obsessing about skin and weight and relax a little.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
At first I thought this was a prescription of some sort.
What does the first line read? Medicate the imbabilty.
I'm all for that.
"When you get tired, you scratch, so just rest."
Scratch? Eyeballs out? Skin off?
Medicating the imbability will help.
I dunno what imbability is, but it seems to be causing a lot of double posts tonight!
not sure how anyone can stop thinking of food by eating
Some please smack this guy in the head with the letter "T"
I don't know, the whole thing is making me see stars!
Is it "medication then immobility?" Always best to spell immobility before you take the medication...
ltimately was able to stop thinking about her skin with the exception that her nipples remained firmly in her consiou
I don't know what you people are talking about, but Farmer got my attention with the word "nipples".
Here's what I see...
-Meeliclite the
Im69bilty
-Stop the intvospiction
C food to 1*x wgt-
y.u view to stop
thnkng og t by
cetng
-wvin you git tired-
you scratch
sojust rest
-stop thnkng g yu w
skin-dnpt
And it looks to me like it's on the back on an envelope that delivered an (AT&T??) Rewards program come on. Were these lecture notes?
It all becomes much more clear if you read the first lines as: "Mediclete the imbabilty" because, surely, "Medicate the imbabilty" doesn't make any sense.
That said, some lotion and a slutty dress with white heel leggings would clear up all the scratching as easily as resting and not thinking about food would.
Does anyone have a Chicken Scratch to English dictionary handy?
Feeling in coherent has it figured out, almost. It is short-hand for a secret language that was in use prior to texting.
I think it's some mailing from Macy's.
This Find makes me itch and feel ookey all over. (except for my nipples, which, strangely, are feeling pert and tingly.)
Did someone say nipples?
Dammit, Stop the introspection! Stop the insanity!
I wish I could drop my skin and dance around in my bones, it's well over 100ºF out there.
Medic Lite is the newest form of HMO. You phone in your symptoms and they diagnose over the phone and email you a scrip, which you fill online.
I too have discovered that introspection is bad for weight loss--fat because of food, food because of fat. You start feeling guilty aboutyour weight, so you eat to comfort yourself. Can you say "vicious circle?"
Learning to rest is so difficult. Don't just do something--stand there!
Hey, speaking of nipples, you should all go to Pandora.com and look up the song "Nipples" by Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse.
It will have you singing and smiling all day.
It looks like someone with medical training. The "c" with the line above (4th line) is shorthand for "with".
—Medicate the imbability
—Stop the introspection with food to lose weight—you have to stop thinking of it by eating
—When you get tired you scratch so just rest
—Stop thinking of your skin—drop it
Joan had the most terrible rash in the history of rashes. It was so bad they called it "the imbability." She had to medicate it twice an hour. She thought about her skin a lot because it itched so much, and she needed to rest because if she didn't she'd get tired and scratch. She was also trying to lose weight, and she was trying to do this by being introspective about food. Then she thought she should just stop thinking about it by eating. Go figure...
The mystery must lie in the History of Heavy Metal Music in a conservative small town library.
Geez-o! these comments are funny!