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June 19, 2009 |
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Not Cool
FOUND by Jesse H.
in Dorm Building Hallway
I never really find anything funny or cool, but this one day I was walking back to my dorm room and there on the ground I found this. It was pretty sweet.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I think this is a call to action, not an observation.
Fine, I guess it's my turn to do it.
i volunteer at the local op shop on Saturdays and unfortunately this scenario happens on a regular basis. and in the change room, and toy boxes etc etc etc
"Well, it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!"
What's an "op-shop"?
Yes, what's an op shop? I'm glad I don't work there, if this is what happens.
2nd hand shop, like salvos or goodwill. sorry me and my australian-isms!
Holy crap, Batman!
I suspect the toilet roll eating sheep. Should've bolted the door.
ut no one did, because the note didn't say "Simon Sa
This is blatantly stolen from Dane Cook's comedy routine.
I'm with Dog Breath on this one. Bolt the door!
Ya know what, though? This sort of thing never happens to people who dump their sheep and start keeping ceramic cats.
LOL @ Farmer!
That's what happens when you let people pass out on the coat pile during wild frat parties. Sad.
Then someone peed in the laundry basket.
Plus, why would you need a little note like this to alert people what happened? Wouldn't it be kind of obvious? Or did the person who noticed first just close the closet door and leave this note where people could read it before opening the door to search for their coats? If you discovered such a situation, wouldn't you create a big stink (so to speak) about it? Or was it the perpetrator who left the note after realizing that, oops, that wasn't an upholstered outhouse, it was a coat closet?
Jared's all-Subway diet created a lot of abnormal waste. Sometimes he would randomly shit without realizing it was coming. One day he was giving a talk about his weight loss program. As he was taking his coat out of the closet, he suddenly shit all over the coats. Too embarrassed to confess, he put this note on the door and ran away.
it was barely funny when dane cook yelled about it in his none-too-funny stand up. once again incoherent knows the score. it's a stolen line
And once again, Farmer hits one out of the park! Thanks for the great laugh!
Oh, hai! I'm in ur closit, poopin on ur koatz.
Better to shit the coats than to be coated in shit!
I must admit that I may have been a wee bit surly in my post earlier this week about the quality of the recent finds. I'm so addicted to this site...and I was being selfish, because I wanted my FOUND fix for Monday morning, and the content I found that day just wasn't cutting it for me!
I must though happily say, that the rest of the week has been awesome. Thank you FOUND mortals (I stand corrected, and will no longer refer to you as gods)for showing the home crowd you still got game!
Farmer..omg....coffee all over the place, after reading your comment.
HA! Librarian said ceramic cats!
(shot of Jack.. and a beer...chug chug glug...)
Nothin' wrong with getting an early start to my weekend, is there?
Fritz the cat in Chi Town! thank you!
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I'm not overly familiar with Dane Cook's comedy routines, but MAN, he's kinda hot.
I suspect that this is just a poorly conjugated past tense, but I secretly hope it is an imperative.
@farmer, you are the funniest!
i worked at goodwill for a few years and i had this problem more often than i care to think about. once, someone shit in a pair of pants, rolled them up, and stuck them under a rack of clothes. at the end of the day when i cleaned all the fallen stuff up, i grabbed the pants and threw them over the rolling rack i was using and they unrolled and dropped/plopped the contents all around me (not on me thank the luck) and on the clothes!!AAUAUAGHH!! those clothes went right to the dumpster. another time, someone peed in a ceramic pie plate in the dressing room. HEY! do i get half a shot for using ‘ceramic’?
uuuuh, okay, that said: dane cook is sinfully sexy, but please, dane, no more jokes about shitting on coats.
Uh, was this note written before or after it hit the fan?
does no one listen to dane cook?
poop: Hate Dane Cook. I would rather stab a fork in my neck than listen to that guy.
I especially like how they capitalized SHIT.
I LOVE dane cook!!!! he's soo funny!!!! I live the silly alarm clock games one. And MFC. MFC. :P
I remember in my freshman year of college this football guy decided to get up on a washing machine in the dorm and take a dump in this other poor bastards wash load - and then set load running again... blew the guys mind.... left the college soon there after...
Someone put coats on the shit.
Eew! haha I like how "shit" is all caps! Gives it the extra "oomph!"
most definitely dane cook.
i love dane cook.
Dane Cook much?
Dane Cook comedy.
Okay, so could one of you highly cultured Dane Cook fans provide a transcript of the alleged comedy routine? because I can't even begin to ponder a scenario in which a simple phrase like this would be funny.
(and yeah. I'm to uninspired to youtube it.)
I don't find Dane Cook sexy or funny (he steals routines I've heard through the grapevine) but here is a link to his someone shit on the coats bit:
http://artists.letssingit.com/dane-cook-lyrics
I watched this female comedian (comedienne?) one evening at a local comedy club, and she used no fewer than three funny lines taken directly from Tom Robbins novels. Not impressive. I guess it's nice to know that someone out there's reading TR, but trying to pass his wit off as her own was just.. dirty.