June 28, 2009

Had Their Way
FOUND by Cecelia Ralston in Memphis, TN
I'm not sure I want to know.
baby basil in the herb garden
Now that's just frightening.
+ June 28, 2009 02:58 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
ing was never the same after that. Anyone could see how it automatically cringed whenev
+ June 28, 2009 05:53 AM +
Erp in Burp
Okay, I get it when people use the plural pronoun 'their' instead of the more awkward 'his or her' -- but we're talking about someone in a men's room here. Couldn't the writer have taken a chance and said 'Somebody had his way..."

It may be Sunday, but we English teachers never take a day off.
+ June 28, 2009 07:23 AM +
Muse on the Loose
In fact, the somebody was not a "he" at all. It was a woman. She went into the men's room and had her way with the toilet—putting a frilly pink cover on it and spritzing air freshener everywhere. Obviously none of the men could go there anymore.
+ June 28, 2009 08:16 AM +
The Taunster in West-By-God
@Muse- that make me seriously LOL.
+ June 28, 2009 09:27 AM +
Heavensburden in Memphis
@Muse, you are awesome! Your idea of having their way with the toilet was a lot more funny and less disturbing than mine! Hats off to you for being so darn creative :D
+ June 28, 2009 01:25 PM +
shell in Oz
Muse--

I was thinking EWWWWW and then you made me laugh! It's a good day for a laugh. Thanks!
+ June 28, 2009 02:20 PM +
Jennifer in Corsicana
I think a woman went in their and pooped in the stand up urinal!!!
+ June 28, 2009 02:56 PM +
Jennifer in Corsicana
there*

+ June 28, 2009 03:06 PM +
I'm in side
That front men's room toilet. What a slut.
+ June 28, 2009 06:32 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

Wow, all the bands I've ever been around, the front men didn't ever have their own toilet.
+ June 28, 2009 08:06 PM +
Leighlou in Columbus, OH
This makes me want to throw up. My spit is beginning to get thick.....
+ June 28, 2009 09:35 PM +
gabe in Ann Arbor, MI
I had it my way once at Burger King.
A large butch manager-type (you could tell by the tie, I think, and also the grrrl power tattoo) told me and joe that she was allergic to mushrooms. She said whenever she ate them she became uncontrollably violent.
I thought she was talking about diarrhea, but I'm not sure. If that was/is the case, then this could certainly be her letter.

gabe
unwantedkitten.com
+ June 28, 2009 09:41 PM +
Dog breath in Vernal Utah
Muse is right on with his aim for a change. The ladies who now have theer way with this toilet appreciate the seat being down and love the extra toilet roll in the knitted holder.
+ June 28, 2009 11:44 PM +
Dog breath in Vernal Utah
And they like that they're no spots from when some "sprinkle when you tinkle".
+ June 28, 2009 11:55 PM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

Was the toilet smiling or complaining?
+ June 29, 2009 11:02 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
Gabe? i don't get you. truly. that is a very strange website.
+ June 30, 2009 11:58 AM +
Jonathan too in my office (sshhh!), late as usual



And now it's pregnant!

AAUUURGH!
+ July 09, 2009 12:33 PM +

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