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July 03, 2009 |
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The Mind of Sarah Part 3
FOUND by Nicholas
in Arizona
A friend of mine (janitor) found a diary while taking out the trash. Sarah is just your average boy crazy 5th grader. This is Part 3.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
this is getting sort of creepy
Um...What's the drawing supposed to be? Is it some kind of "Mormon" thing?
It's an exclamation point on hormones.
Devon was seen without his sin-resistant underwear by a Gentile female. Now is a mere mortal like the rest of us. When he enters eternity he will never know why he did not become a god in the celestial kingdom own solar system to command like the good Mormi. All because of a voyeur.
ooo! ooo! I can translate the Japanese at the top of the page if anyone wants to know what it says!
(no ... wait ... I already said that once, didn't I?)
That Devon. With his 5th grade pecs. What a hunk. What's the grown-up word for it? Oh, yeah: "sexy".
Dad SHOULD call the police.
I'm starting to feel sorry for Sarah. Did they send in her whole diary or what?
but taken all together, these Mind of Sarah Finds don't really come together to form a cohesive thought train. Are they just random samplings from throughout the diary? Are they the only pages out of, say, 100 that featured any buzzwords in the league of "sexy" or "dance"?
Or are the thoughts of 5th grade girls just that random and disconnected? Why is her Dad so disgusting? Is it just because he doesn't want his daughter to succumb to the statistics of teen pregnancy, and she feels almost ready to go get busy?
@Bored.. I wondered that too, about disgusting Dad. He will really be mad if he finds out that's what she thinks of him,but thinks the boy is sexy. tsk tsk! She better keep a fake diary handy w/ stuff in it about unicorns and rainbows to throw the parents off track! yes!!
Sarah's disintegrating handwriting makes me wonder if she's doing drugs or slipping into psychosis. Does Devon really exist? Is Dad actually Nurse Ratched? I am no exageratting.
F.I.C. I hate to think the worst, but she may have drawn a picture of what she wants to give Devon.
@ Dog Breath.
You mean a black pendant??
Or...
Do you mean?...
Oh...
Oh My!
OK, I'm starting to think that Sarah was one of the teachers at the school, not a young student.
The drawing conjures the word of the day:Merkin
Highplains, It frightens me that I know what that was. Not from personal experience mind you, but from a Robert Schimmel interview on NPR's Fresh Air.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?s
OR http://tinyurl.com/laklqs
So girls are creepy at that age too.
Also, dogbreath, teenage mormons don't wear "special underwear".
Sarah had seen Devon without a shirt, which she found sexy. When her dad found out, he gave her the talk, which she found disgusting. She liked Alek anyway, but he was a Mormon.
Okay, I'm all for brief serendipitous glimpses into human life via random slips of paper that fall out of books or blow into one's yard. This however is the third posting of this poor girl's diary, a text that was pulled from a trash can in a school; trash is private property, so this was acquired illegally if we want to be technical. I think we're slipping into the uncomfortable realm of voyeur with intent here. Come on now, Found Magazine staff, look in a different window. Stop focusing on the naked and pubescent soul of this little girl.
maybe ''disgusting dad'' is the one who was doin the dirt. maybe ''boy'' was really ''man''. he just liked little fifth graders.
Whatdreadeye: I totally agree. Sure, it's always juicy to find pages from a diary, but this is different. I'm starting to feel bad for her now.
Yeah, the person who found this should've just started their own blog and posted a page a day or something. Hmm... ;)