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July 04, 2009 |
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Bloodshoot Red
FOUND by Mark Elliott
in Richmond, VA
A teacher's report of inebriated student who disruptively demands a match.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
It was exactly this type of behavior that caused the administration to remove jello shots from the a la carte line in the cafeteria.
Wait. They have a STUDENTS LOUNGE? Who's running things in this school anyway?
Good to No My english teach still had her job for a couple of years after gradiation.
Opposite of east?? Occidental?
An appropriate response from the teacher would have been, "You want a match? My butt in your face!"
Observation Report of Jeff Spicoli?
Hmm, twenty years have passed. I wonder which of them had the more fun life?
I'd say the drunken kid got on really well in life.... I'd like to think so anyway. :)
i'd like to think it could have been a fellow teacher.
ouldn't believe it. I submitted the report and the guy reads it, looks at me like I'm a bug, and says, "Yeah, and...?" So I took it to the Principal, and he gives me the same look and sa
why were they still at school at 7.00pm!?
GO HOME
My senior year of High School, they put in a student lounge and allowed students to SMOKE. Good school....
Mrs. Somers always worked late, so she was in school one day at 7:00 PM when fellow teacher Mr. Hughes stumbled into the classroom, drunk and demanding a match for his cigarette. She thought he was disrupting her work so she reported him. Twenty years later, he had quit his teaching job for a promising career as a musician, while she was stuck snooping through diaries her janitor friend found.
the Observation Report mentions the student lounge, but it does NOT specifically identify the subject of the report as being a student. It could have been another teacher. (I'm thinking Mr. T****d, sophomore biology teacher.) Hic.
I was thinking Mr. T****d, sophomore biology teacher. Drunk every day. So drunk a couple of times that he passed out during class.
Man I miss high school!
>why were they still at school at 7.00pm!?
Could've been night school, though she doesn't specify whether she was teaching a class or not.
Nowhere does it say this came from a highschool. Universities and community colleges have night classes. And student lounges, too. They may also have drunk, disruptive and chain-smoking students (or indeed teachers). It makes a lot more sense from that perspective.
I like to think it was parents' night at the elementary school. That's why the teacher was there at 7PM. The drunk in the report is the parent of one of the students.
Or maybe ______ is an errant, boozin', chain-smokin' third grader.
In high school, some of my friends used to drink in class. They put the booze in their sport's bottles or Big Gulp cups. I know, I'm a gem (/sarcasm). But I never got drunk at school.
Joh(n)? Is that you??
Wait..WHAT did she do to the security guard???
I want to _____ the security guard
I think she's a dirty dirty teacher herself ; )
The drunk kid is now a preacher and weaves his 'bad behavior' from the past into his sermons. This one incident is his most favorite and tells it any change he can
So what, did Church Lady follow Drunk & Disruptive around after she asked him to leave? And why would she get so close that she could smell his breath? Unless there's some even more sordid details left out of the report....
that's my birthday. crazy.
even 'as he talk' all your drunk students bloodshot eyeballs are belong to us...
How do we know this was a student...?
...Uh... Isn't this where you say "ain't had a match since Superman died?"
That's a double-secret probation, right there, young man.
gasp. a richmond find. i wonder what school this is from?