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July 05, 2009 |
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For Your Safety and Mine
FOUND by Neilo
in London, UK
Found this in the street about a mile from Clissold Park. I think Tom is in a whole heap of trouble!
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
What is that last word, when this note is magnified?? I NEED TO KNOW!! What did daddy see that needs explaining.
OMG! This is gonna keep me up all night!!
It says balcony. Hanky-panky going on up on the balcony, I presume.
Now you don't have to stay up all night wondering.
Yes Tom is in a world of shit for taking Dad's award winning Parrots out on the balcony. He thought it would make a great photograph to give to Dad, unfortunately he did not see the cat lurking behind the potted plant. The birds flew the coop when they spotted Milo! I hope Tom eventually comes back home.
Dad found *gasp* ceramic cats on the balcony!!!!
ut soft, what light through yon windo
It says "what you saw this afternoon"....
I think Tom was caught doing dirty,dirty things by his dad
....that or he might have come out :)
Dad came home to find Devon the shirtless Mormon on the balcony.
@Key in Hy:
Click on "magnify" to see the other side of the note.
I think Tom needs some time to come up with a good "story"
"when they already got of the balcony"?
What??
@Emilie,
"got off the balcony."
Tom should say they were shooting a student film and weren't having a 'real' gay threesome on the balcony, that's what I would say.
Key is thinking what I am thinking...
poor Tom.
I find this rather amusing. For his safety he is going to stay at a park until his dad calms down because he came when they had already gotten off the balcony. confusing but amusing
I don't think the front and back were written by the same person. The person on the front does not use the cross lines on their capital I's, person on the back does. Some other differences, too, but I'm no handwriting expert. Not sure about it being "Tom", either. Don't know many adolescent or teenage boys who still call their father "daddy", but that could be sexist on my part.
The 'coming out' theory seems to be the best. B/c it just seems like a dad wouldn't be so ticked if his son was w/ a girl.. Unless she was really ugly, and maybe dad has rules about ugly girls on His Balcony. What have you done, Tom? oh the agony of it all!!! *swoons*
I think that someone else was on the balcony naked with him/her, they skipped out on him/her and left him/her without clothes... right as his/her father walked up... GOSH... this one is confusing.
Just where is "Asshole Park?"
Me and the Artful Dodger was up to no good, but ya can't stop us Daddy. We're hookin' up with a fr'end of his called Fagin an another bloke called Bill Sykes. You keep your cool or Ol' Bill will be paying you a house call..
This is really cute and considerate.
Daddy, it would be ever-so-delightful if you could put the whiskey bottle down and stop beating me! I see this find as evidence of a young Frottage finding his way in the world. This type of daddy needs to have his ass kicked right quick and I hope poor misunderstood Tom figures it out soon.
Daddy, I need to explain why you found me in your bed with that guy and the bottle of tequila that was almost empty. He was so popular and he asked me out and that was why I didn't pick my little sister up from school. I really hope you understand, Dad!
I assumd this ws writen by a girl (surely no grown man or even teenage boy calls his father 'Daddy'??). Not sure if the signature is 'Tom' or something else. 'Yonne'? Might be a 'Tomboy' of course.
Didn't a jogger get murdered in Clissold Park not so long ago? Hope it wasn't 'Tom' (or Yonne), that would be a real downer.
It's a very pretty scenic park though -- try googling images of it.
I think Tom was doing some gay shit....as in having buttsex and got caught at it.... I mean think about it...what other reason would inspire a lad to run away from home and incite anger of a father than catching some gay sex going down with their son.... yup yup... I think that is what happened.
@head
look at the r and y
People are murdered by lunatics with regularity in London's many beautiful historic parks. It's a bit of an institution there.