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July 16, 2009 |
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See You in Court
FOUND by Ledbelly
in Ashland, OR
I found this gem on my front door step. Somebody, somewhere is very confused.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
The joys of the running gag between friends! He really just wanted Nicole's number but, months after moving out, he felt the need to remind Kyle that they used to be best buds, and the easiest way was to use an old catchphrase from their favourite TV show...kind of like saying, "You'll hear from my lawyer!"
Kyle did not pay his share of the rent, so Josh is suing him and taking Nichole, Kyle's girlfriend.
That would be, as opposed to all the other guys named Josh whom he might see in court?
If this Josh were any kind of real guy, he'd already have Nicole's number ... except maybe that Kyle has been bugging Josh for the number for the whole time they were roommates. that's it! Josh and Nicole are an on-and-off item, and Kyle kept asking for her number whenever they were in an "off" phase. But good ol' boy Josh never gave it up. Now that he's moved out, he's teasing his former roommate by asking Kyle for a number both of them know he doesn't have.
I think the F.B.I. also wants Kyle. Or Josh. Or maybe even Nicole (now that her daughter has written to say she hates her mom).
I bet they're both law students who just graduated.
Yeah, what Doctor just said. That, or Josh just passed the bar exam.
If they parted on genial terms (as indicated by the smilie), shouldn't it say "former room mate," rather than EX? Ex seems so.. final. Angry chop.
I must agree with Ledbelly here: somebody somewhere is VERY cornfused. (aside from me.)
Angry letters (all caps), angry message (although most likely an empty threat).
The smile is for sarcasm, and the post-script is another empty threat ("not only am I gonna' sue you for not giving me back my 8-track collection, but I'm gonna' call your girlfriend and tell her that you masturbate over a picture of Mark Spitz ... sweat THAT one out, Kyle!")
Interestingly (to me anyway), I have a stalker of my own named Kyle. It would be nice to think that he was being stalked/threatened also.
uys used to work together, Josh doing the lighting and Kyle the makeup, but when Judge Alex came on the scene, Josh was pretty excited, quit Judge Judy, moved out, and started doing it with Alex. When he stopped paying his share of the rent, Kyle kicked him out and demanded half the rent for the eight months left on the lea
"Mark Spitz"?? You're showing your age,Tampering. lol
I whant a stalker like the FBI whants your mom. I bet when I get one it'll get old fast, though.
See you in court...a tennis court?
Who is Court and are Josh and Kyle actually going to be in him?
It's signed "Josh" but we all know it's really Cartman.
Poor Josh is probably still sitting awaiting Kyle's snarky response to his clever little letter. He will be forced to believe that Kyle is simply more mature than him and this will eat way at him for years. Unbeknownst to him, Kyle is not the bigger person, although Kyle would never leave such a wonderful note at the wrong door.
LOL @ Miss Scarlet.. Cartman, funny!!! See your parents in the stew Kyle...*licks his tears*
Before Ledbelly moved in, Josh and Kyle were roommates in Ledbelly's house. They were both law students. Kyle was always picking on Josh because he had a hot girlfriend named Nicole and Josh just studied all the time. But then their fortunes were reversed—Kyle failed the bar exam, but Josh passed. Nicole didn't want to date a failure, so she broke up with Kyle and started flirting with Josh. Josh finally had the upper hand, and it was his turn to rub it in. "See you in court, because we all know you'll be a criminal!"
Mark Spitz, but Kyle Swallows.
OK ladies, I was confused about gordon in the cordoroys and tried to find it in the archives. Now I see who you are talking about. You deserve a bit of cheesecake too. Ryan in the flex fleece does it for me. OOH!
"Book him, Danno!"
this is so weird cause a friend of mine, josh was living with a kyle who didn't pay his rent. but he didn't take him to court or anything and kyle's ex-girlfriends name? nicole!! haha
Or - maybe --
I've been told that, in the Ooolden Days, when the "slanguage" was different, one way of saying (flippantly) "'Bye! Later." was to say:
"See ya' in the funny papers."
Maybe "see you in court" is the NEW "see you in the funny papers"?
Or the NEW "See ya' later alligator" (or "After a while crocodile")