July 16, 2009

Give You "a" Call
FOUND by Rob and Melisa in The Museum Campus area in Chicago, IL
We found this late one night after waking back from the Planetarium area of the lakefront. We were walking through the pedestrian and bicycle underpass and saw it, handwritten side up.
Phoebe Muse
This is a very good "find" it made me "smile". I am witty cus I put "quotation" marks on random "words"
+ July 16, 2009 01:07 AM +
Party in my Pants
I "like" the "spelling" and the fact that "the" sentence "ended" with .,. instead of several !!!.
Clearly someone "was" trying to impress someone with "there" grammatical skills. (Yes, I know it's their.) !.,.
+ July 16, 2009 06:23 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

Some "people" should have to "pay" real "money" for each item "of" gratuitous punctuation "they" use.

Even "if" they need assitance's "in" figuring "out" which one's are superfluous: and "they" have too "have" help looking "up" word's "like" gratuitous and superfluous "in" a dictionary.

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All that aside, anyone recognize the printed logo at the bototm right? Does it have something to do with a printing company?
+ July 16, 2009 06:42 AM +
a rose that grows in suburban cleveland
It hurts to look at this!!!
+ July 16, 2009 06:56 AM +
Freonz freak in g hallucinations
When I "grow" up, "I" want to give "assitanee's" to the lake people "living" around the aquarium. All they'd have to do "would" be give me "A" call.
+ July 16, 2009 07:07 AM +
me in mine
I like the graphic, wonder where it is from.
+ July 16, 2009 07:32 AM +
DeLonghi Model CT12
would that be "A" booty call? Hmmmm?

Does he need a little ASSistance(s)? (or some ASSITANeES?)

is the .j. at the end a phallic symbol?
+ July 16, 2009 08:30 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
nd even when he spoke he overused "air quot
+ July 16, 2009 09:04 AM +
Lauren in Muncie
The logo is familiar, but I cannot place it. This note has to be in reference to a booty call.
+ July 16, 2009 09:14 AM +
TheWordWire in Las Vegas, NV
This person will call when he's in need of Assitane's what? It's so hard to follow people who don't finish their sentences.
+ July 16, 2009 09:18 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
o follow people who don't finish their sentence's wha
+ July 16, 2009 09:23 AM +
Farmer in The Dell
uote/unquo
+ July 16, 2009 09:25 AM +
John Holmes in Heaven
I like the cock and balls emoticon. "Assitanee's" Woo Hoo!
+ July 16, 2009 09:28 AM +
fooch
I "am" laughing too hard "to" write anything witty.

holymotherofgod...this site just makes my day...
+ July 16, 2009 09:43 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

It's a bootys calls notes.
+ July 16, 2009 09:59 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
"my" head "hurts".,. i "think" i need to "sleep"
+ July 16, 2009 10:16 AM +
Kayathome in Windsor, Ontario
I think its in code:
"A" means the #1 call top of the list important
"I'm" must stand for initials- Ingrid Melcherson
assistances- probably drugs
Decoded:
I'll give you a very important call when Ingrid
Melcherson is in need of chemical enhancers.
+ July 16, 2009 11:01 AM +
Muse on the Loose
This was actually Ingrid Melcheron's note to her dealer. She had started talking in third person, and using "interesting" punctuation.
+ July 16, 2009 11:17 AM +
someone in somewhere
the logo is from vista print
+ July 16, 2009 12:09 PM +
Terrie-Is-So-Very in totally-unique-ville
The "logo" looks like a "roll" of "toilet paper"

+ July 16, 2009 12:16 PM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ someone ... good call! I've been able to find it used on their web site, but it looks like the company either uses a variety of logos, or is constantly updating their logo (that is, I didn't quickly locate a page featuring that logo to which I could easily link).

Maybe Vista Print customers kept asking whether they printed things on toilet paper?
+ July 16, 2009 12:31 PM +
Clover in a fit of laughter, rolling around on the lawn
Why "are" misused quotation marks "so" dang funny? "I" don't know "why," but they are, they are!

And what's with the quote/apostrophe reversal?

"I"m' ????

...in need of assistance's. Whose assistance? Assistance's assistance, that's whose.

Geeze Louise, this is funny!
+ July 16, 2009 03:43 PM +
me in mine
kind of reminds me of cptn kirk
+ July 16, 2009 04:16 PM +
Night in gale
My first visit to the Adler Plantarium in 1968 "blew my mind".
+ July 16, 2009 09:27 PM +
crazy kid in kodiak
maybe the quoations aren't random. i think this person (the stalkee) is saying they will give them 1 single call when and if they're ever in need of assistance because maybe the person being addresses (stalker) is needy and is always calling the "stalkee" just a thought.
+ July 16, 2009 10:29 PM +

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