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July 23, 2009 |
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Miss U Stink
FOUND by D. Lucas
in Towson, MD
I found this in the gutter in a Target parking lot. Could be an old work romance, or just a workplace flirtation? I'd be a little cautious taking a relationship to the next level with someone whose nickname is "Stink."
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I read this five times as a statement to a young woman (Miss, you stink!!) before I finally realized it was a lament to a friend (Miss you, stink!!) and so I didn't understand why she looked so good if she smelled bad.
Kermit i thought the same thing. it seemed to me like a note a school kid would write to the teacher. (except the 2nd bit)
nd ordered that no one be allowed to leave the train until the diamond had been recovered and the thief apprehen
I don't miss u stink. And wash that work outfit, for godsakes!!!
Look good, but smell bad. I think we've all heard that before, haven't we?
Miss[ouri] U[niversity] Stink[s]!
[I] Miss [Yo]u[r] Stink[ing something-or-other]!
According to the 15th entry for "Stink" in the Urban Dictionary "Stink is the new Sick
It is another urbanification of a negitive term to mean cool Can be used as a noun as well, usually predicated by 'the'"
http://tinyurl.com/mj34j2
i bet this is addressed to the Target Lady from SNL.
mona lisa: I love the Target Lady on SNL. "Bedazzled cat sweaters? What aisle are those in?"
The smiley face at the end just makes the note. I discovered the other day that in modern youth slang "stupid" actually means "stylish" so I suppose "stink" could mean something positive as well.
For reasons their children never could discern, Mrs. Smithson's pet name for her husband was "Stink." When she left on a month-long trip to Bhutan, she gave him this note. He missed her too, so he carried it everywhere. When he left the Target parking lot, he was extremely distressed to find that it was no longer in his pocket.
Dear Co-worker,
Thanks for the compliment. My work outfit is the same as yours.
From,
Miss U. Stink
Mississippi University Stinks!!!
My degree is worth nothing, so now I work at Target.
I know a Mom whose nickname for her daughter is "Stinkerbelle" and "Stink" is the abbreviated version. So, perhaps it's just a Mom's nickname.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/jul/21
hey founders, check this out.
"We haven't been able to serve the page you asked for."
@muse ... I used to want to visit Bhutan, but it's so over-run by tourists now.
Stink the UPS man just rolled his eyes at the Target employee who was infatuated with him.
I look good in my work outfit. Always.
And I stink in all the right places, thanks you very much.
Stanky ass ho got crunk and went to twerk.