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July 23, 2009 |
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No Guns Allowed
FOUND by Missy
in Logan, UT
I was walking down the stairs from my class and found this note sitting on the windowsill. I guess Spencer didn't want to dispose of the note. Mission Failed.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
Apparently he didn't make it to the top of the stairs either. Bummer.
t, but he knew he was only delaying the inevitable; by the time the train pulled into Edinburgh Station he had deduc
@Farmer in The Dell: Vague Sherlock Holmes reference; but I caught it. HEE HEE Good show, old boy!
We should introduce Spencer to Stink. That would take care of number 2.
I was thinking that this is finally written proof that the "Have A Jolly Good Time and Make Light of Your Illness School of Anti-Depressive Therapy" stinks.
And it could be. This was found on a window sill. Did the Finder happen to look out the window to see whether Spencer was sprawled out on the ground below like a wizard on the wrong end of an "Avada Kedavra" spell?
C'mon, Spence, you socially awkward zombie! Git 'er arse up those stairs and meet someone new! The basement folk tire of you!
I miss Spencer. If only he had obeyed the no guns allowed rule.
No guns allowed? What? Spencer is obviously not in Texas. Come on, there should be a bill allowing Spencer to carry a gun on the stairs. Look, what if Spencer gets to the top of the stairs and there's a gunman going postal up there, Spencer could shoot him because Spencer has a gun. The answer to gun violence is more guns.
Spencer had told Katya to go away when she sat next to him at lunch, but she didn't listen. She kept trying to, like, talk to him or something. It was really annoying. She was always saying he needed to climb up the metaphorical stairs of self-worth and meet new people. She was also really obsessed with the Earth, which he hated. She was even trying to make him smile and not use guns. She kind of reminded him of his therapist, and yet in some strange way he was attracted to her.
Dang. The squirt gun was a good idea, too.
when i stopped at the local artesian well to fill up my water bottle, there was garbage on the ground, an empty cap gun package, and lots of packages of caps for the gun. Some empty, some not. I wonder what went down there? if there's a robbery later today, using a cap gun, i'm totally going to the police with this.
How would introducing Spencer to Miss Stink have a laxative effect? And why would we even want to take care of it?
When I hear the name "spencer", I think of Spencer Pratt of The Hills, MTV. And I shudder. I read this and instantly thought it was a note to him or by him. Regardless, just thinks he needs to do to become a better person.. So in conclusion..I agree, NO Guns Allowed for this Spencer. But it would sure come in handy when one day, someone decides to shoot that little bastard.. Boy does he have it coming!!
I suppose the "no guns allowed" rule is the reason for the overhead drawing of the Stealth Bomber at the bottom of the note. (note the tiny Spencer in the cockpit!)
After the incident that involved the successful "neutralization" of of his Arch Nemesis Dr.Max Terror and the destruction of half of Cleveland, Ex-Secret Operative Spencer Bullett was placed in a program for recovering action heroes.
Within a week Spencer had already stopped responding to questions with terse, glib, one-liners.
His Therapist, encouraged by his progress, believed that by continuing to phrase her prescribed activities as top secret directives Spencer might even be able to walk up the staircase out of the secret underground government facility and partake in ordinary social interactions while unarmed.
Sadly Spencer decided that the most environmentally sound method of destroying the message would be gradual decomposition.
Upon discovering that the note had been posted on "Found Magazine" Mr. Bullett, believing himself to be breached became distraught and has suffered a massive relapse.
Spencer Bullett is currently thought to be attempting to overthrow the Yucatan Peninsula with only a bowie knife
any further information that can be provided about this delicate situation would be greatly appreciated. His Mother mises him terribly
Seems like this person really likes to micro-manage Spencer..maybe that why he didn't obey the rules...
When I hear the name Spencer, I automatically think of Spencer For Hire, starring Robert Urich. Which then takes me even farther down the path of network TV memory lane, to slick Vegas private eye DAN TANNA tooling around town in his flashy 1957 T-Bird, complete with .44 Magnum and phone...
Phoebe Muse: Spencer may need to micro-managed due to whatever disability he has. I am picturing a teen with mild autism, ADD/ADHD, or something to that effect.
That is very cute. I'm sure he smiled at least once already while reading the note.
I think he did complete his mission. You picked up the note, and reused it. Very environmental. I also like to think he made it to the top of the stairs.....
you wouldn't believe it; i told myself to do exactly this as i woke up. like spencer, i failed.
5th - Don't come home bummed out.
6th - Try and fit in.
7th - Don't leave Mummy's note laying around.
8th - Please don't force us to move again.
9th - Don't let me find you OD'd again.
10th - Strangling yourself and masterbating is dangerous. Don't do that anymore (either).
11th - Smile! We spent lots of money on the orthodontist.