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July 25, 2009 |
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Sometime Hours Later
FOUND by Chris Pottinger
in Detroit, MI
I found this after moving into a new house. It made me worried that I should call the landlord before there were any problems.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
I flush it every time NOW?
Meaning that, for a while, s/he didn't flush it every time, which explains the "Really, it's not my fault!" tone.
Comes back sometimes hours later? That's one hell of a solid poo...
onstipated mathematician who worked his problem out with a penci
Sometimes it Comes Back... hours later. Isn't that a Stephen King short story?
I hear that "duh-dun, duh dun, dun dun dun dun!..." jaws theme as I try not to envision this guy's packages returning to the scene of the crime. Hours later.
It's NOT my fault!
Lighten up on the cheese, dude.
that's a do do list if ever there was one...and it IS your fault. Call the landlord yourself!
as if the morning after the pound of chickenskins followed by gallons of beer hadn't been bad enough, several hours later the faeces from hell returned to haunt peter who had just started to feel a little better albeit still sore...
that's some scary shit, tell the landlord to bing the chainsaw and double barrel!
Henry never flushed the toilet. It really bothered his roommates, because sometimes the toilet would get backed up. When the toilet started getting backed up more often, Henry started flushing the toilet every time. Apparently this was too much for the plumbing, because the raw sewage would return hours later for its revenge.
I lived in house for 10 years with a problem toilet.
Don't use fluffy toilet paper. Don't flush "lady products". Look out the window, do you see that beautiful tree? It has to go, sorry.
The guy who wrote this..he ALWAYS denied it being his fault. He left the biggest logs in the pot, but never took the blame.
Linlaw is right: call the effin landlord yourself!
what's a tolief?
Golden Rule:
The one who denies it the most did it....this reminds me of a story by David Sedaris about a party and a toilet
Phoebe Muse, I remember that David Sedaris story well. It is hilarious!
I don't flush every time. I try to save water. This is the rule I follow: If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.
Right?
I am a big fan of this fellow. I love when people become so comfortable with the people around the that they decide their disgusting problems are now everyone else's.
Wow! Finally one for me! I am a former landlord and apartment maintenance man. The pooh that comes back hours later? Time to replace the potty, but first, while it is disconnected look underneath for the lurking toy,toothbrush, or my favorite- the tennis ball. I have been known to deliberately shove these into the commode as a payback for shitty restaraunt service or other sinister revenges. The best part of this is that a plunger will force the pooh down but the problem remains.Its a bit tricky to get the ball in place, you have to insert it by hand. Wash BOTH hands afterward. Have fun merry pranksters!
For chrissakes, just say it's fucked up.
I think Dogbreath's my new hero. Thanks for the tips on sneaky, vengeful sabotage!
So this is what happened @ #245
@Lauren - That is the same rule in my house.
Low flow toilets are out.
Tidal toilets are in.