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September 17, 2009 |
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Dry Clothes, Pray
FOUND by Gretel Shuvzwichinstov
in Portland, OR
Found in a rain puddle while walking the kids to school. I hope the person that lost this list didn't forget what they needed to do.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
...Amen?
ough night: the broken car dream, the fascist annihilation dream, the rugsucker dream (again!), the wake up laughing dream, the little beady-eyed creatures in the floorboards drea
Priorities: in that order
This sounds like the start of a good "Spy Plan".
@ Finder ... love your creative name!!
I was digging on the finder's name myself.
At first I thought that the writer was praying the clothes were dry.
The short list for a Urophobic Enuresic
The back of the list reads:
- Breathe
- Blink
- Return videotapes
@Librarian and @fooch - thanks for the compliments! Most people think it's a real name.
Since it was raining when I found the list, I kind of wondered if the writer was leaving behind a suggestion to whoever was walking through the rain and found it.
Isn't it usually raining in Portland?
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray
There is something sinister going on with this note.
Why does this person need to dry the clothes? Pray about what, not getting caught? I think this person did something bad.
haha! It took me several times to get it, figuring out the finder's name. (phew! That would have bugged me all day!).
no on to other important matter....
*now*
Wet Clothes
REALLY pray
@Librarian - sometimes the rain stops long enough for the ground to dry.
@Terrie - I'd never thought of the evil implications of the list. Am I in danger, since it's still pinned to the board behind me?
Oh geez... should I bury it in the back yard? Burn it?
@ Gretel you and Terrie should be fast friends because you both think you're too too cute and funny. Guess what? Not so much.
Oh, ah, oh man, ow, I'm so wounded, I don't think I can carry on posting my comments anymore, you're obviously so superior, your sarcasm proves it.
Love the banter here.
Wish I was clever like Gretel and Terrie.
I would include fluff and fold in my prayer.
Note written by grounded 14-yr-old who couldn't find an umbrella when she sneaked out of the house...so she came home soaked to the skin after getting caught in the storm. All she can do is toss the clothes in the dryer and pray that Mom doesn't notice how sunshine-fresh they smell when she gets home!
all right... who sprinkled pepper all over these comments?