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September 19, 2009 |
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Sticky Poo
FOUND by Christopher Lloyd
in Bathroom cubicle, Stavanger, Norway
I work for one of the world's major oil companies as a design engineer. I saw this in the bathroom cubicle next to one of the cafeterias.
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We collect FOUND stuff: love letters, birthday cards, kids' homework,
to-do lists, ticket stubs, poetry on napkins, telephone bills, doodles -
anything that gives a glimpse into someone
else's life. Anything goes...
When t.p. just don't cut it.
I guess I peed on the floor.
Sorry, I'm tone deaf too.
I need to post those signs at work.
I tried that once. It really hurts.
Sticky poo,
sticky poo.
What are they feeding you?!
Sticky poo,
sticky poo.
It's not your fault!
Poo is dark, toilet bowl is white. Where's the problem? Where does "colour blind" come into it?
And shouldn't this have been "found" in Norse, if it's from Stavanger? the company may be multinational, but not all the workers, surely.
Q - What's brown and sticky?
A - A stick.
Best lay in a supply of Chlorox Toilet Wands.
Ian reminded me of an unfortunate incident that happened to a friend's dog: the dog had a habit of chewing sticks. One day he swallowed on whole and then had to be rushed to the hospital as the stick was making its way out the other end.
Sammy Davis Junior, Jr: eeewwwwwwwwww!
It was Found by Dr. Emmet Brown. Possibly sometime in the Future. Maybe in the Future, Everyone speaks and writes bathroom notices in English.
http://foundmagazine.com/find/579
did someone say stick?
Nope. This is just a sleazy corporate clowns plan to eliminate the poor janitor guy from the budget by make us scrub the toilets.. Not gonna play - in fact I'm going to poo on the seat and leave the stall open for the sheep to get in as well... I like the janitor guy he has a family to feed...
(next on list - leaving shopping cart by car so they can't get rid of the shopping cart kid from the supermarket - and then leaving all my fast food debris on the table at Mickey D's...)
HPD...appreciate the thoughts. Teenagers don't work here anymore..just us over-educated folk who are underemployed
@Dad - Well then - thems too
passive-agressive notes aside, toilet walls are excellent spots for random messages. that is exactly the kind of graffiti which should be left in peace, as is the case in some of the bathroom stalls at my university. it's fun to have anonymous communication with people also outside of internetland!
romiscuous, and preferred the redheads, but he had to give them up because it seemed to him their poo was especially sticky and he really hated to have his first Sunday morning chore to be scrubbi
I need to post that sign in my bathrooms. I have cleaned so much sticky poo from my toilets because of my hubby! I have verbally requested that he start taking care of it himself!
Good one, clowny face person.