September 22, 2009

Who Likes Who?
FOUND by Joe Dimino in Grandview, MO
As an IT technician, I come across a lot of errant things around a school district. This was found on the floor of an alternative school.
filbert in freakville
she asked me why, so I went on and told her
+ September 22, 2009 04:09 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

"become a lame" ... is that a 'typo' for "become a [Tibetan Buddhist] lama"?

... or for "become a llama"? ...or "a lamb"?

... or for "become a dame"?

Is it that this other person converted, trans-specied, or trans-gendered?

Or just sprained an ankle ("became lame") and couldn't speak? Talked so much one day that she sprained her tongue and wasn't allowed to speak?


By the way, why didn't the MacArthur people call me very early this morning?
+ September 22, 2009 06:33 AM +
Erp in Burp
@Librarian:

The MacArthur people were on the verge of calling you, but then they learned you were starting to become a lame.
+ September 22, 2009 07:37 AM +
fooch
Librarian, the MacArthur people were on the phone with me very early this morning.
Sorry. You have to wait your turn.
+ September 22, 2009 07:53 AM +
mona lisa in the louvre
llama's can't talk. they wouldn't make very good friends.


who are the MacArthur people?
+ September 22, 2009 08:08 AM +
Librarian in the woodwork

@ mona lisa ... if we tell you, we'll have to kill you.



Meanwhile, Google "MacArthur" and "genius" in a single search.
+ September 22, 2009 08:22 AM +
Hiplainsdrifter in South Portland, Maine

The Silence of the Lame.

Why? Did she want you to ask?
Why did she want you to ask?
Why did she want you? To ask?

I kind of wish the kid only used a single period on entire note.

+ September 22, 2009 09:49 AM +
Sammy Davis Junior Jr
The finder's first and last name rhyme.
+ September 22, 2009 02:18 PM +
Lauren in Muncie
I love the (lack and misuse of) punctuation.
+ September 22, 2009 02:41 PM +

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